MRW someone steals all of my diet compliant snacks for the week. WTF, we all make 6 figures! Buy your own snacks.6yr ⋅ Bostonbooknerd3 ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW at the end of a long, hot day, mentoring much, much younger staff...it's rewarding training the next generation but I'm old and need my rest6yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MFW I’ve been tracking CICO for four days and I haven’t lost 100lbs already.6yr ⋅ mercy_moon ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW the discord channel that was suppose to be friendly turned out to be full of ageists and nerd culture gatekeeping women. I’m not mad, just disappointed.6yr ⋅ anitablakesvagina ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I've just ordered an electric blanket. I feel like I've ticked another box in the Real Adult checklist...7yr ⋅ wirette ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
When you're 30 (or over) and you see your favorite fabric softener on sale.7yr ⋅ thirtytwoyears ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
My baby sister turned 19 today, she posted this a few days ago and I helped reality set in.7yr ⋅ AnotherCrazyChick ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Ladies, I hate to break it to you, but we are dead. (X from badwomensanatomy)7yr ⋅ Vanetia ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Here's where I get nosy - I want to know about the rest of you guys in here. I'm dating myself here, but: ASL? ;)6yr ⋅ bats_are_cute ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I see my high school crush at the grocery store and he looks HOT, and I look like a dumpster fire.6yr ⋅ doctortopia ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
My period ended and I started Nuvaring for the first time. It immediately gave me a yeast infection so I took it out. Now for the 2nd time this month I have another (much worse!) period.6yr ⋅ earthsick ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I thought I found a cool redditor-friend on a weight loss sub. MRW I check up on her post history a week later and it's all increasingly bitter rants and negativity in foreveralone.7yr ⋅ 25mins ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I'm super-bloated from PMS and I have a mother^@!#*^% itchy mosquito bite on the tip of my little toe6yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I’m 38 and I deeply resonate with AARP commercials. I’m trying to take care of an aging and ailing mom, trying to get my own kids off to college, and overall feeling crazy.5yr ⋅ mercy_moon ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Sitting at the pharmacy with my teen son and his gf, trying to get her birth control transferred to the one in our town.7yr ⋅ RainSparkle ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
First appointment with a counselor tomorrow. Ever. I should've gone years ago, but ... we do NOT air our dirty laundry in public, peeps... kill me.6yr ⋅ bats_are_cute ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
M(internal)RW my husband gifts me with lovely smelling bath products...that contain glitter6yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
My older but not-quite-elderly neighbour's reaction after she told me she is going to the Roger Waters concert tonight...put a smile on my face!7yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I want to go back to university part time and today I had my interview. The group of 17 and 18 year olds I was interviewed with were so smart, creative and friendly it melted my crusty old heart. MF (and approximate age) all day.7yr ⋅ TehRen ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Oh no trolls, another nice guy turned out to be really really mean6yr ⋅ tinyangelofdoom ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW a coworker insists that I have a son and asks me if I'm sure twice after telling them I don't.7yr ⋅ _redpaint ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
This marketing email made me question my decision to purchase this product. In other news, I'm a cranky middle-aged fuck.5yr ⋅ withbellson ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Trolls, I’m 38 and I’m fucking exhausted ALL the time. Is this normal? More info in the comments.5yr ⋅ mercy_moon ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Trolls, in your experience what is the best way to move forward in your life and career when you literally don't know the next step?4yr ⋅ thescreamingwind ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW after years of clinical sex and a medically-required dry spell (thanks, infertility), my husband and I finally go back to having sex for the fun of it and do it FIVE TIMES in one day.7yr ⋅ xosherry ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
HIFW people tell me (F/42) that my tattoos ruin me and they question how they will look when I am older...7yr ⋅ eme_badger ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I wanted to share my Dia de los Muertos altar with you lovely trolls. Give love to your dead peeps this Halloween season.7yr ⋅ mercy_moon ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW when I look at current fashion trends and my inner 16year old is stoked and my inner 36year old thinks it all looks out of fashion7yr ⋅ brangaene ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
This may not be allowed (if not, mods please delete) but I’d love to offer y’all free tarot readings!4yr ⋅ mercy_moon ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
When my husband thinks about not eating potatoes for 1 minute and looses 10 pounds and I don't eat potatoes (or ANY DAMN CARBS) for 10 days and lose a pound.7yr ⋅ DarlingBri ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
The other office ladies have started coming to me for advice and insight. I realized today I've become the office Trash Heap.7yr ⋅ DexiMachina ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW Men that I went to high school with are suddenly hitting me up all at once.6yr ⋅ click_for_sour_belts ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I had a mini-vacation where I drank a little more than usual and now I have persistent heartburn. Is this just life now?7yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MFW my grownup BFF lands her first post-doc job and it's perfect for her and I am SO PROUD but it's in another country7yr ⋅ DarlingBri ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Let’s play “What is in your purse?” I have 6 leftover pastries from a work meeting and a kindle.6yr ⋅ Bostonbooknerd3 ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Am officially too old for aggressive drinking on weeknights. Send hangover help, trolls ...7yr ⋅ awkward_sea_turtle ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I got great, supportive comments from my fellow old lady trolls7yr ⋅ We_renotonmyisland ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
HIFW we have another corporate reorganization that only limits professional growth within my company more (time to scrub my resume)...7yr ⋅ eme_badger ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Put on an old outfit I found in the back of the closet that used to be my go to cute outfit in high school and the first thing my husband says when he gets home from work is ooh, you look cute. 😍6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I have reached the age where I have to wear contacts to dye my hair and take them out to pluck my eyebrows. YAY to being 44!7yr ⋅ annarchy8 ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I'm perimenopausal, I haven't had a period in a while, I'm traveling, I haven't had any PMS symptoms recently, so I didn't pack my period kit...MRW when I get my period this morning6yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I’m already 11 years in with a flock of 9 small parrots and wine club subscription.5yr ⋅ Huffingfluff ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
When my 22 year old friends ask me if I'm hitting the bar up with them---at 11pm on a Friday.7yr ⋅ rude_not_ginger ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Taking my niece to the last ever Warped Tour this summer. I haven't been since I was 17 (15 years ago!), so I have a feeling this will be me come June.6yr ⋅ HeavenlyBlessdBeauty ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
32 and broken up with....I feel so lost. Anybody have words of wisdom? I could really use them right now.5yr ⋅ Austintatious_ ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
TFW when you're 30 (or over), high school feels like yesteryear but you find yourself calling high school/college students kids, and the reality that you're becoming older slowly sinks in.7yr ⋅ thirtytwoyears ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I hit a fitness goal today despite some challenges! I lasted 90min on the spin bike twice this week. 😁6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I just changed my bed to white sheets. I am currently having the heaviest period I've had in months.7yr ⋅ NysOfDeath ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Talking about my dream/plan to work in the EU and my MIL says that it would be down to my husband finding work so I can tag along. Excuse me..?7yr ⋅ TehRen ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
My soon-to-be-ex-husband just told me he plans to kill himself6yr ⋅ thefloofisonfire ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I watch my spouse microwave cold coffee instead of making fresh coffee5yr ⋅ LootTheHounds ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Trolls, I need advice. I‘m poly and on a dating app, looking for not-too-serious encounters. A guy wrote me, he’s cute and wants to hook up, but he’s 20 and I‘m 33. It feels predatory eventhough he initiated and is explicitly looking for someone more experienced. Isn’t it still kinda creepy? Help!5yr ⋅ Rain_room ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I'm constantly asking my 18 year old sisters and I still don't remember what BAE means.7yr ⋅ AnotherCrazyChick ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Trolls, I am turning 30 this week and trying to maintain youthful optimism instead of becoming a cynic - realized I don't have a dream anymore - can someone remind me how to dream, in a shitty world?7yr ⋅ grouchytrollish ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
A song came on the radio that I haven't heard in years. Then another, unrelated song started playing in my head. Took me a few minutes to realize why I remembered those two songs together...7yr ⋅ sunshinerf ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
When my manager and branch manager let me know just how much I am killing it at work.6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I realize I am actually interested in conversations about the weather7yr ⋅ Kordiana ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRT the family foolishness happening today. Help me laugh to move on, Trolls!6yr ⋅ Nutmeg235 ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW: I fucked up my midterm and woke up at 5am to register for a class I didn't get into.6yr ⋅ girlinboots ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I've worked out this week, done power shopping, stayed up too late, hunched over wrapping presents, and working a 40hr work week before Christmas.6yr ⋅ NotQuiteDomestic ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Sometimes I can't be bothered, but mostly because people have been bothering me for so long.7yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
So yeah. I got fired from the job I'd been wanting for years, guys. I don't want to do any other specialties in my field. What do.6yr ⋅ starshinesuckerpunch ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
After months of no one being interested in my resume, I've had three interviews this week. My confidence is feeling lifted at last that I may have a job again soon.7yr ⋅ stepharoony ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I get a date day with the husband to see Fantastic Beasts and a date night with his fantastic beast.7yr ⋅ finecupofjoe ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Me trying to decide between a job I love that has a lot of drawbacks and a brand new exciting opportunity with a lot of benefits (but it's new and scary and I have anxiety ). What do.6yr ⋅ pprbckwrtr ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW After completing a busy work week, socializing each night and a karaoke marathon.7yr ⋅ Nimoue ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Accurate representation of me trying to explain season 1 of the tv show True Detective to my husband!5yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
My husband and I are adopting a kitten into our family (of us and our two cats!)7yr ⋅ kmpinmsp ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
HIFW I think about how I just may start menopause before I need to take out my IUD6yr ⋅ p_rhymes_with_t ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
My husband and I bought a couch and a coffee table... and a 3' high dinosaur.7yr ⋅ spinnetrouble ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Love my grey hair, but it's a totally different texture than the rest of my hair. Do any of you beautiful trolls have a solution for this?7yr ⋅ mercy_moon ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
As a single mom, I married the man of me dreams today. I'm so happy!7yr ⋅ mercy_moon ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
When you're 30 (or over) and the blood in your alcohol stream has been replaced with blood in your coffee stream.7yr ⋅ thirtytwoyears ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I get flu like symptoms right before I get my period. Every. Fucking. Month. Anyone else?6yr ⋅ InterstellarMom ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I start to feel down about getting older and then remember I'm having the best sex of my life.7yr ⋅ twitchy_ ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MFW I realize I'm turning into a sassy, ill-tempered, foul-mouthed southern woman7yr ⋅ LouveMonstre ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Has anyone at any point in their life felt like their success and ambition was ruining their relationship?7yr ⋅ prettylittledr ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Alrighty Distinguished Trolls, when I have that My life is amazing thought I will no longer add ...but think about how better this would be with a partner. I banish all thoughts that my life could get better because of someone else.7yr ⋅ PepaStV ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Hubs and I don't want kids, and one of the only reasons I would even kinda maybe want them is because you get to pick out a rad name for them. So MRW I told hubs that we should just pick out names to satisfy that desire even though we aren't having any, but he doesn't want to play.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
The time has come for me to purchase anti-aging products. Any suggestions, oh wise and ancient Trolls?7yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I watch the first episode of Riverdale and I can't keep up with the lingo7yr ⋅ caitie126 ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I see a girl I went to high school with on FB congratulating her son on graduating middle school. I'm officially old enough to have high school friends with high school-aged children.7yr ⋅ ornamental_conifer ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MFW I find there is a subreddit actively promoting eating disorders, and of course it's not quarantined.7yr ⋅ noys ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MFW eating chips and queso on the floor outside my apt bc I forgot my keys when I went to buy chips and queso7yr ⋅ penis_berry_crunch ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
My 28yo sister got married this past weekend. I've been with my SO 11 years and marriage is just not our thing. My conservative family doesn't get it.7yr ⋅ AnotherCrazyChick ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Someone used tape on their locker and I couldn't resist. I'm an adult.7yr ⋅ ElleEmEnnoPea ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW my doc says that I will have to change out my beloved hormonal bc in 5 or 6 years because 'all women over 35 get estrogen dominant' - wat?! Where can I get accurate info about this kinda thing?5yr ⋅ TypicalPositive9 ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MFW my Dermatologist says take a break from using Retinol when I ask for solutions to my facial redness.6yr ⋅ Amplitude ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW the first relationship where I felt like I was adulting in a healthy way falls apart when it turns into a LDR7yr ⋅ BonBon666 ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
It's been a stressful couple of weeks for everyone. Take a moment to enjoy the small things, and be kind to yourself.7yr ⋅ RedVeil ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW my older sister turns 30 and she gives me so much to look up to and shes smart and beautiful7yr ⋅ bummsexcrying ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Trolls, I am a little drunk and I just turned 30 and I have a career question for the wise ladies here5yr ⋅ OkMatter3 ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
At 33 years old, and with almost a decade and a half of single-living under my belt, a significant other has finally agreed to move in with me later this month. My reaction since he said yes.7yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I used to pass out in my birthday from partying. Now it's because I'm just really, real tired.7yr ⋅ DexiMachina ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I’m up all night on TrollX subs & then I realize my alarm goes off in 30 minutes.6yr ⋅ nickknight ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I now have a shadow mustache that is not hair that can be bleached or removed but just darker skin. Wtf.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I'm *mumbles* years old and people pressure me about having children.7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
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