The men with outsized influence on whether the Rape Kit Backlog Progress Act will pass the House7mo ⋅ ILikeNeurons ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW when I am asked to socialize with the younger employees at work7yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW you see your husband doing a chore in a needlessly time-consuming and wasteful way but part of equally sharing household chores is to not critique your partner when they don't do something your way because they have just as much authority to determine how something should be done as you do.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I slipped in some juice my kid spilled last night and did the surprise splits. IDK what happened to my hip but it hurts like hell. Just how I wanted to kick off being 35!5yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Got to tell off my high school bully when he asked to FB friend me. He is still a douchebag, of course.5yr ⋅ spunknugget ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
My future was looking pretty grim so I took the plunge and decided to go back to school. No regrets :)6yr ⋅ annonne ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I'm older than the other ladies at work, and I don't always try to fit in, but when I do...7yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
You know you are a middle aged troll when finding patterned compression socks make your week6yr ⋅ DarlingBri ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Going for first my first follow-up PAP after cutting out half my cervix. You know, I'm not even that scared anymore, I'm mostly annoyed. BODY, STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT OR I SWEAR I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND4yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Two day hangovers - am I just getting old? Is my liver shot? Or as I just discovered, is moderate amounts of alcohol triggering a migraine?7yr ⋅ noys ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Shopping at Costco on a busy Saturday is a frustrating experience, but it had an awesome perk for me today!6yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Work is a never ending battle, there’s never enough money, kids need to go to college, mom’s health and FIL’s health are going down hill fast. Everything sucks and my brain is a bad neighborhood. I’m done.4yr ⋅ mercy_moon ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW when my spouse sincerely says wait, there are guys who actually send unsolicited dick pics?5yr ⋅ LootTheHounds ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I'm trying to forget a great girl I was dating, who suddenly went silent.7yr ⋅ PieceLove ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
My bf listened when I randomly mentioned my favorite childhood read months ago, and gifted it to me for my 30th birthday. Crying commenced.5yr ⋅ I_love_abortion ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Me when pathetically searching how to do a simple side braid on YouTube and a bunch of tutorials made by 12 year olds appear in the search results.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Time to turn in my youth card. Egg salad sandwich on high fiber bread with black coffee in an NPR mug. 👵🏻 Who's with me?7yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I think I’ve found a group of friends after moving a year ago to a new city. I’m trying to be cool and not smother them with excitement.5yr ⋅ nickknight ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
When I realize I left a 21+ event (with alcohol) early to go to the grocery store5yr ⋅ whitefox00 ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Arthritis in my hands is acting up and I'm unable to do a few things the way I normally do...MRW I improvise and successfully rig something to pour out birdseed from a 40 pound bag5yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I feel like life did not adequately prepare me for how awkward mammograms are7yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
When my young friends start doing stupid shit that I've told them isn't going to turn out well...7yr ⋅ Bearsandgravy ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Trolls I've started menopause at the age of 32. I've only just got my life together enough to even consider having children and I feel like it's been ripped away.7yr ⋅ decidedlyindecisive ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW a 20-something posts sexy pics but I got distracted by the TP on the counter, missing bedsheets, mattress on the floor and fire hazard cables on the floor.6yr ⋅ anitablakesvagina ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Cassie, the Living Squeak-Toy has Hiked the Desert Just to Hear about Your Day3yr ⋅ Dngrsone ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I buy a new blender to make healthy drinks and the first drink is a margarita...7yr ⋅ paix_agaric ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I take my first spinning class...might be my last spinning class6yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW the company I interviewed follows up more than 14 months later.6yr ⋅ Bostonbooknerd3 ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
My credit got destroyed as a result of identity theft and misreporting by BMW Financial Services. MRW I challenge everything, and receive letters from all 3 bureaus successfully deleting the erroneous information, and BMW apologizing and correcting their mistake. SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!7yr ⋅ CharlieChuu ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I wanna play videogames but it's 9:30 PM and I'm old and sleepy.6yr ⋅ whiskey_sparkle ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
When my ex-MIL says my manipulative abusive ex feels fragile now I've left.6yr ⋅ UbiquitousFlan ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
This morning I set an alarm on my phone for when I get home from work tonight and it just went off and I have no idea what it was for.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW my husband takes over assembling furniture from me, and then fucks it up7yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I find out Heidi Klum is engaged to a man 15 years younger than her.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Accurate representation of me putting on jeans after a summer of good food and drink7yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW reaching for the bottle of Tylenol to soothe the sore hip after sex...7yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I'm talking to a young retail worker about horror movies, and when I mention my ten year wedding anniversary she exclaims, I THOUGHT YOU WERE 18!7yr ⋅ LouveMonstre ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I would appreciate it if Hulu didn't put TV shows from my teens in the TV Classics category, k thx.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
HIFW I realize I've made peace with the fact that no one from my side is coming to my wedding4yr ⋅ Bosquerella ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
When my much younger friends all have high-powered jobs and I feel like an asshole for being jealous7yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
We've been to Comic-Con seven times and I've had my period for five of them. My reaction when checking the period tracker for next week...7yr ⋅ withbellson ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Trolls, I managed to pinch a nerve in my hip sitting on the couch last night. I ended up sleeping in the recliner because I couldn’t get comfortable and was keeping my husband awake. It hurts so bad. Merry Christmas to me!5yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Should be getting laid 200 miles away. I have to do mandatory OT tomorrow instead. MFW5yr ⋅ doublepulse ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Ladies, I cant with the high waisted pants trend! This is how I felt all day while jeans shopping. Remember the good old days of pants sitting at your waist?6yr ⋅ earthsick ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW my client asked for that thing that they asked me to do today, which I forgot to do!6yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I stopped dying my hair years ago in hopes my silver hairs (fuck off with that gray, it SPARKLES) would become a streak. I love it!5yr ⋅ Artemistical ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I get referred to a reproductive endocrinologist to help get me pregnant. Husband and I are cautiously optimistic... And happy that our province covers some of the cost.7yr ⋅ mikab00 ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Accurate representation of me trying to explain the tv show Westworld to my husband!6yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Lotsa trolls look like they've been having a tough time recently. Virtual hugs to those who need!6yr ⋅ whiskey_sparkle ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
When mother nature decides to drop off her present on your birthday7yr ⋅ PM_ME_A_BELUGA ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I have no children and no plans to have children, but I'm seriously thinking about buying a diaper bag because it just might be my holy grail urban sketching bag. This tickles me more than I expected it would.7yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Joined Bumble to get over my work crush, of course he shows up in my queue6yr ⋅ amalfi_coast ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I'm experiencing a bad hemorrhoid flare this week...MRW I try to figure out whether I inserted the medicated suppository where it was supposed to go, or if it's wedged between two huge external rhoids6yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MFW on Grace and Frankie they make a huge deal about a chin hair like a woman in her 70s is surprised by their existence.7yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW when my husband points out that I forgot to pack a box of chocolates to give away as a Christmas gift...6yr ⋅ NotTheRhoid ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I go to buy myself a new pair of hoe shoes, but I forgot I am old and have no time for four inch stiletto nonsense7yr ⋅ PepaStV ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
When I realize I'm about to start a sentence with When I was in high school to my 14 year old niece.7yr ⋅ HeavenlyBlessdBeauty ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Trolls, I switched birth control and went from low libido to being H O R N Y.5yr ⋅ PerfectedReinvented ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I realized my old lady dog is out of fucks to give. If she's comfortable, she will ignore you for she DGAF about your comfort.5yr ⋅ LootTheHounds ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Trolls, my partner of ten years left two weeks ago. My sister is having a mental illness crisis. I'm nearly 50 and having to start over.6yr ⋅ intransigentpangolin ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I try out a new hip clothing style that I like but don't really feel comfortable in.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I white-girl whine drunk and I just want you to know how much I love this sub! Y’all have saved my ass more times than I can count.5yr ⋅ mercy_moon ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
We used to go to midnight showings; now we meet for the 9am Sunday morning matinee. We bring coffee and donuts!7yr ⋅ caitie126 ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
TFW you realize all those embarrassing confessions from your old teenage magazines were probably written by adult men6yr ⋅ fuck_donald_j_trump ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I wake up from a nap with a neck ache so severe I need muscle relaxers and a heating pad.7yr ⋅ LaVieLaMort ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Have my first date in 9 years this weekend, and I'm already at this stage.6yr ⋅ alittlepunchy ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW my best friend's husband says he can't help me get his 6mo baby ready for bed while my BF/his wife puts their 3yo to bed because that's her department and he doesn't know where anything is or what to do7yr ⋅ AristaAchaion ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Realizing I can relate much more to Louis C.K. 's growing old comedy than, Amy Schumer's crazy life comedy.7yr ⋅ Alpha_lemming ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I switched to salad for lunch over a month ago and I'm still waiting for this to happen6yr ⋅ puppylust ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I paid off my car in December to start the new year debt-free. 2 weeks ago, we had to replace our HVAC system. Our fridge died last night. Adulthood blows.6yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I've been working out for 20 minutes a day 3-4 days a week for 2 months and see zero results.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
When I've made the mistake of putting my pj's on when I get home from work7yr ⋅ lifewitheleanor ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I take a moment to realize I have pics of my wedding and two children on my desk at my high level managerial job7yr ⋅ shezombie ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Me trying to exercise during heavy flow day. I’m bloated, a little anemic and uncomfortable.6yr ⋅ Bostonbooknerd3 ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
When my friend tells me she's never heard someone describe a relationship in terms of equals6yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
What is this thing I've been seeing all over Reddit the past few days??6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I'm trying to count calories, so I subscribed to a few diet subs. But I'm surrounded by 22 year olds...6yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MFW I finally realize the reason people seem mean on reddit lately is because my app was on the “popular” tab.7yr ⋅ mercy_moon ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
You know you're getting old when you have to write everything down or you immediately forget it.6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Everyone says Oh, you'll meet someone. I don't buy it. I'm never dating again.7yr ⋅ cats_and_vibrators ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Celebrate with me trolls!! My awesome queer teens just got the first gay straight alliance passed at their very conservative school. I'm so damn proud of their year and a half of effort.7yr ⋅ mercy_moon ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
