TROLLS. MRW I get crazy bad hives after running - this has never happened to me before! Halp.7yr ⋅ lookslikewitch ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW my trainer says I've lowered my body fat percentage over 5%8yr ⋅ MakeT0nightStay ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
She probably eats like this to fit an entire post dinner/pre bedtime chocolate cake into her macros, right? Because that's exactly what I'd do...10yr ⋅ Slugowski ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
When MFP tells me I've hit my daily protein goal after I submitted M&M's.8yr ⋅ pinkfloydchick64 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Re-started lifting yesterday after being off for 3 months, and then had a training session this morning. And I know tomorrow will be even worse.8yr ⋅ AspenBrie ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Dunkin' Donuts is giving out free donuts right outside my office and a coworker showed up with a bagels BUT I'VE ALREADY PLANNED OUT MY MEALS TO FIT MY MACROS TODAY.9yr ⋅ dammit_dammit ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW i hit a new squat PR in the gym yesterday, but then remembered my BF and I broke up. I couldn't tell him about it so I'm telling you guys instead.9yr ⋅ _what_are_this_ ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
My stomach's reaction when my willpower broke and I ate a Big Mac for lunch today8yr ⋅ lurkface ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I realize my bench form is all wrong and my lifts drop 40lbs8yr ⋅ looneylovegoood ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
And I'm supposed to do that how? (From my university. I have a meal plan...)8yr ⋅ newheart_restart ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I have a stranger spot me on bench and when I finish my set they go, That's a lot of weight!9yr ⋅ derp4life ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I've been religiously weighing food and counting calories for a month and haven't lost a single pound yet.9yr ⋅ kls17 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
My period sabotaged my workout today. I thought exercise helps with cramps but I couldn't even last after my cardio warmup. Should I be taking ibuprofen with my pre-workout?7yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Period back aches got me like. How the eff am I supposed to run like this?8yr ⋅ gorillabut ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
HIFW I've had two 'cheat' days in the last two weeks and both times still managed to stay under my daily calorie goal8yr ⋅ admathas ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I'll just buy two boxes of girl scout cookies, I said. I am an adult with self control, I said.8yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
So sports bras are there to keep everything in place while running. Does anyone get that same feeling... in their ass?8yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW even though I've started a more active job (walking 8+ miles a day) I am not losing weight as quickly as I'd like, so I am gonna walk the staircases (6 flights)8yr ⋅ gryffinsnore ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW when I think my bloating problem is due to not being used to the new diet, but it's really a very early shark week.8yr ⋅ Izzil ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW the pilates instructor has us do a shit ton of pelvic floor exercises and declares if you need to know why this is important for reasons other than incontinence, pull me aside after class.9yr ⋅ dammit_dammit ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW someone posts about their delicious 100 calorie cheesecake recipe9yr ⋅ hahasadface ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Did a YouTube exercise video to get back into fitness. It was a terrible mistake8yr ⋅ RepayableZero23 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
When the post-period bloat has gone down, and I'm lighter than before my period started!9yr ⋅ EmilioSleeves ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Broke my little toe today; was going to start back to running on Monday8yr ⋅ AspenBrie ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I logged my cheat day food and drinks and went 2,200 calories over.8yr ⋅ EnthusiasticLlama ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW the scale says I'm 5 lb. heavier after 4 days of nonstop Thanksgiving feasting9yr ⋅ paohana ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Feel like a glass of wine? Have yoghurt instead! It's TOTALLY the same thing...Found on pinterest...8yr ⋅ Beconelle ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Trolls, do you have an app or a gym training regimen? I joined a gym and am kinda lost.8yr ⋅ contemptress ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
When my med school classmate says a meal should have no more than 300 calories9yr ⋅ gluteusmaximii ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW when my boyfriend tells me I should do cardio instead of lifting so I don't get too big.9yr ⋅ allisonwonderland00 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW art the gym this morning, a guy on the machine next to me kept saying loudly this is so heavy! I'm so strong! I can't believe how many I'm doing!9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Trolls! How do you prevent your nails from chipping when weight lifting?8yr ⋅ ChicagoWordNerd ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
My face when I walk quickly enough that my phone logs it as 'running'8yr ⋅ 4O4N0TF0UND ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
HIFW running for the first time with an inhaler after finding out I've had asthma MY WHOLE LIFE9yr ⋅ possiblymaybejess ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW someone gets on the treadmill right next to me even though the other 11 are empty9yr ⋅ TheJobCannon ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Yesterday, during the 5PM gym rush, the fire alarm starting going off... but no one wanted to give up their treadmill, so everyone just kept running (myself included). This is all I could picture happening.8yr ⋅ pinkfloydchick64 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Do you have cheat meals/days? How crazy do you get? Let's taco-bout it.8yr ⋅ DonovanGypsy ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
This happened to me about two years ago, and I am finally (FINALLY) almost recovered!9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Just got a bad blizzard and can't drive because the streets aren't clear yet. Don't know if I'm insane or an idiot.10yr ⋅ chornu ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW my orthopedist says that my knee is still not healed, so I need to lay off the gym for a MONTH and go to physical therapy for awhile.7yr ⋅ The_Cat_Mom ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
It's warm out now and I can wear all the pretty dresses and skirts I worked so hard to fit into!9yr ⋅ EmilioSleeves ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Whenever I see a workout article with the words fast, easy, or tone in the title9yr ⋅ superdinotank ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I find a sports bra in my band size, cup size, with padding, underwire, is pink and £8 off8yr ⋅ bee-sting ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
HIF at the gym with loads of hair and no muscle (help needed in comments)7yr ⋅ turtleflirtle ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I'm on the seated cable row and a guy that's been staring at me for 5 minutes tells me I have great form.9yr ⋅ chornu ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I get done will-powering my way through a workout only to smell a neighbor is cooking bacon8yr ⋅ throwawayscatty ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Totally forgot to log into MFP on Saturday and lost my streak. I was at 183 days!9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Been constantly doing HIIT, pilates and some weight training.. I can finally see the results!9yr ⋅ bitchbebitchy ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I was supposed to do a Tough Mudder today with my friends, but broke my leg last week.9yr ⋅ 7mini7 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
To get more movement into my day I've started going to my apartment gym in the morning to just walk on the treadmill while I drink my coffee and browse reddit (instead of sit on the couch). HIF sipping away and getting my steps in.9yr ⋅ pbjellythyme ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
HIFW I just started seeing good progress in the gym and I come down with a nasty head cold.9yr ⋅ the_fuzztron ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW a super-ripped man at the gym tells me that my barbell squat form is absolutely perfect.9yr ⋅ incrediblythotful ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I'm in the middle of my warm up set and two men come from the other side of the gym to tell me I should be using a belt.10yr ⋅ cinderella_story ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Armband for my giant-ass phone came in. Now I gotta get swole to make it look normal sized.9yr ⋅ IDoNotShankPeople ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW a couple takes over the only squat rack for over half an hour, kissing between every single set and giggling9yr ⋅ Just_a_villain ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I get home from a run and realise Strava done goofed and hasn't picked up any of my segments and records the distance as six miles short.8yr ⋅ TehRen ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Gone at least 200 calories over my goal every day all week on account of high anxiety and pms.8yr ⋅ SailorUterus ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
HIFW ladies at work tell me I'm eating to much protein and not enough carbs9yr ⋅ Badwolfmsu ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I finished the day without blowing my calories goal despite having a McDonalds meal with mozzarella dippers9yr ⋅ PineappleOnMyHead ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I go to the gym right after work for the first time, and I'm used to the early-morning crowd.9yr ⋅ pinkfloydchick64 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
How I feel when the women at work make fun of my thoughtful, healthy lunch when they know I've been making strides to get fit and feel better about myself.9yr ⋅ Coreymonster1 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I am on the market for pre workouts and all kinds of supplements! In exchange for your recommendations, here is a funny. (Creatine is ok for me, testosterone boosters are not)9yr ⋅ newheart_restart ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
To anyone who says kale chips are a satisfying alternative to the real thing9yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I was only 40 steps away from my daily goal so I got out of bed (naked) and started doing jumping jacks. My Husband's reaction:9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MFW I have to cut my cardio short because the dude that hopped on the machine next to me (every other machine was open btw) has the most RANK b.o.8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I just ran for three miles, then came home and ate an entire pizza10yr ⋅ EvilShannanigans ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I've decided today is the first day of the c25k program for me. Oh boy.8yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I've got a Con to go to where I want to try cosplaying at for the first time. It's crunch time to lose quite a bit of weight!8yr ⋅ Raidingreaper ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MR about five minutes into my first beginners HIIT program. And I honestly thought I was in pretty decent shape, too.8yr ⋅ scrawledfilefish ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
HIFW the scale at my doctor's says I'm eight pounds heavier than my scale at home says I am9yr ⋅ cherry_limeade ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
As a fat woman learning to run, MRW when I finally spring for proper work out attire.9yr ⋅ itsok_imapirate ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I made a troll listicle of ways to lose weight in college last semester. I thought I'd share it with you all :) Blacked out info for privacy.9yr ⋅ 5dollarwoman ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW the organisers of the first international marathon in Iran defend their decision to go ahead with the race despite women athletes being excluded.9yr ⋅ MiseAnseo ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Any other trolls doing Kayla's BBG programming? I'm on to week four and I am really struggling to keep motivated with it - any advice?7yr ⋅ jessicapoynter ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I PR'ed my 5K time today with 27:40 and I know it isn't very fast, but hey it's good for me and I'm gonna just keep getting faster!9yr ⋅ pinkfloydchick64 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I learn the low-calorie, high-protein and fiber ice cream I eat to curb cravings is made by a Red Piller...and I have two pints in the freezer left.9yr ⋅ dutchesse ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Recently started working from home and hitting the gym after. After 9hrs without speaking to anyone, how I sound when greeting the guy at the gym's front desk.9yr ⋅ stolemyheartandmycat ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Every morning, when I go to out on a bra after months of tri training....9yr ⋅ CapOnFoam ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MFW I complain about not controlling my eating habits all the time but it's shark week and I eat all of the chocolate before my boyfriend gets home.9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I've gained weight since my wedding, despite continuing to run. I guess I gotta start keto back. Darn, I have to get more bacon.9yr ⋅ Badwolfmsu ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I fudge the numbers in my calorie counting so that I can justify some more chocolate milk9yr ⋅ elimeny ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Tomorrow is the first day I go to the gym. Going to go with two other people to try to keep me on track.8yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
AUGH trying to cleave a spaghetti squash in half with three different knives! Can someone get captain america in my kitchen please?!8yr ⋅ YellowDaffodils ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I burn over 600 calories at the gym and immediately go grab a six pack and a bag of Salsa Verde Doritos.9yr ⋅ panders ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Putting on a sports bra when I'm PMS-ing so hard my boobs hurt7yr ⋅ WardenCommCousland ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
How I felt when I discovered a nice little 24/7 gym near my house. No more atrocious YMCA hours!9yr ⋅ the_fuzztron ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I've been in a bad place lately and haven't been to the gym in months. MRW my friend drags me to circuit class tonight.9yr ⋅ TinyCupcakee ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
My new goal phrase is to I'm going to squat the Moon So I had someone draw it for me! Of course as sailor moon! Anyone else have a goal phrase for your fitness adventure?7yr ⋅ Raidingreaper ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MFW I discover I can increase my daily caloric intake by 600 calories9yr ⋅ sarahsimon ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
