My son, James Maynard, just told me that Tool sucks. What do I do now?2mo ⋅ bingobr0nson ⋅ r/ToolJerk
With great sadness and regret, today on Wednesday June 28, Maynard james keenan, lead singer of progressive band Tool has been found in his Jerome, AZ home accused of doing it all for the nookie10mo ⋅ Six_0f_Spades ⋅ r/ToolJerk
Can’t wait for the r/place pixel shit to be over with on the main sub2yr ⋅ WhyMustEyeCry ⋅ r/ToolJerk
Some of the greatest musicians to ever be assembled into a single band3wk ⋅ Lord_Borchalorch ⋅ r/ToolJerk
Training to be a heavy equipment operator. I listen to 4 degrees every morning. Let’s go diggin!1yr ⋅ Amalaiel ⋅ r/ToolJerk
Any diaper rockin TOOL fans here? Just me posing in front of the best album ever made3wk ⋅ KrumbSum ⋅ r/ToolJerk
Maynard after Tool instantly sells out the next tour but he has to be in the same room as his fans2yr ⋅ hornwalker ⋅ r/ToolJerk
Went from a 25 second long scream to a 12 minute groan about remaining consequential3yr ⋅ RedPulse ⋅ r/ToolJerk
If you don't listen to the album in order then you're NOT a Real Tool fanTM5yr ⋅ RedPulse ⋅ r/ToolJerk
TOOL reference at a local store. Was shocked to see they know such a deep cut. Definitely top five studio tracks for me. Maynard’s lyrics are something else. What are some of your favorite TOOL songs pre-Opiate? Let me know down below.3yr ⋅ Fear-Inoculum ⋅ r/ToolJerk
hehehehe - i bet That Tee pissed a lot of people off! (CLAP CLAP)3yr ⋅ W0kiesd0ntliv0nend0r ⋅ r/ToolJerk
Be not afraid, walk through the gate and witness the godlike gleam of maynards freshly shorn ballsack2yr ⋅ Deadprofits ⋅ r/ToolJerk
What TooL song are you going to play once the Nukes split ya Right in Two??2yr ⋅ RedPulse ⋅ r/ToolJerk
Saw this in a dream after huffing paint thinner. Is this E.T.? Am I the chosen one? What did I see?2mo ⋅ aeroae ⋅ r/ToolJerk
This guy from my local TV game show looks like all Tool members as one person.4yr ⋅ Behave_or_else ⋅ r/ToolJerk
Found this copywritten Tool logo when I was walking around in nature. Maynard must have been here. Sporol out!4yr ⋅ zakkalaska ⋅ r/ToolJerk
Hey guys what so special about this random Indonesian province on the island Sumatra, that Tool had to write an entire song about it?3yr ⋅ SleazyJusticeWarrior ⋅ r/ToolJerk
Tool'sfirst hit of LSD given to each owner of The mysteryalbum Salival1yr ⋅ W0kiesd0ntliv0nend0r ⋅ r/ToolJerk
I can confirm that AT LEAST #8 of the 10 Signs You're a Fan of TooL is accurate2yr ⋅ RedPulse ⋅ r/ToolJerk
