Went to my local humane society to adopt and this happened. He fell asleep on my leg. Guess I'm stuck here forever. My family said they'd bring me food and water so I don't die. I'm pretty sure they've locked up and all gone home. I'm fine with that.4yr ⋅ dio-tds ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
Yes! I was able to reach the phone. Otherwise, this is my life now.1yr ⋅ microwaved_donuts ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
My parents got a new pup. The old one accepted his new life as a chair6yr ⋅ Skalron ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
I guess I’m not making masks fast enough, I need to be yelled at by my supervisors.3yr ⋅ JeanaTravels ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
My friend’s dog broke his leg & is now getting too much love. The look on his face kills me.3yr ⋅ Rambonics ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
I go to the living room and look over by the chair where Colby, one of my tan and white cats, is sitting. I look again and realize it’s not Colby so figure it must be his identical brother, Jack. Look again and then realize IT’S NEITHER ONE OF THEM. I DO NOT OWN THIS CAT. WHAT IS HAPPENING.4yr ⋅ caitycat86 ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
Dumbass played with a popsicle wrapper and got it stuck to his paw. Then proceeded howling, sprinting like fucking Sonic, and shitting all over the walls and himself. This is Peanut post shower.3mo ⋅ gotpoopstains ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
My time fostering an iguana was interesting and the rules were made clear to me immediately1yr ⋅ AnamariaSweet ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
To you I am a foot rest, but to me at least you block the damn light out of my eyes3yr ⋅ ccarleee ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
Been gone for five days for the first time ever. Picked him up a few hours ago and we've been like this for about 45 minutes. So...3yr ⋅ SirFartyPants ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
He doesn't even seem that upset, rather just disappointed yet understanding...4yr ⋅ TheMasonX ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
when you have to share your favourite box with your sister...3yr ⋅ grosslymediocre ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
Shout out to this guy last night at the Waka Flocka Flame concert who was in visible pain all night7yr ⋅ radio_jake ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
You can tell from their faces that they put up with this sort of thing a lot5yr ⋅ -princesscupcake ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
This is all I’m good for. Lol. Boyfriend and dog #1 laying on my legs while dog #2 lays on his. 🥰3yr ⋅ idk__elephants__ ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
My best friend’s mom knit their cat a hat and I’m losing my mind4yr ⋅ LibrarySchneef ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
Spike was sniffing out mischief when he got stuck in the dryer vent4mo ⋅ DonCaliente ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
When your pocket square is your family hamster for the Christmas photo5yr ⋅ GallowBoob ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
Ok ok, I’ll be good, you better not be putting this on your story....fml5yr ⋅ FrekoFresh ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
My daughter looks like a mom that regrets all her life decisions.6yr ⋅ ararityindeed ⋅ r/thisismylifenow
