We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef and soak it in rich creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger.1yr ⋅ nialldude3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It's sad seeing this scene and knowing that the next generation of Simpsons fans will have no idea what he's talking about4mo ⋅ Maddox121 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
In episode 9F10, Hibbert is on the Monorail after it goes haywire, yet he shows up to give the siamese twins a long and costly separation procedure. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of magical teleporting doctor or something?2yr ⋅ PunchingBagLearner ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.8mo ⋅ Changeszs ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Shout out to all the Slavs of Springfield - Tibor, Zutroy, Crazy Vaclav, Zombie Lenin, Lugash and the rest! What's your favourite Slavic moment of the Simpsons?1yr ⋅ Worried-Boot-1508 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Attention, Marge Simpson: we've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.3yr ⋅ tronx69 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mom! Prohibition may be unpopular, but it's the law, and we still have-10mo ⋅ adam25255 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Homer, it's Moe. Look, some of the ghouls and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward.2mo ⋅ Ohwellhowboutthat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh! This gun cost me everything- my wife, my kids. Everything but my precious, precious gun1yr ⋅ Gillzter10 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What scene makes you think I wonder how the animators felt when they read the description?5mo ⋅ Reverse_Psycho_1509 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Something for the older fans! Just found my copy and I've had it for way over 20 years.3yr ⋅ TheToddZombie ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out.' Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again.3mo ⋅ guerney2000 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Everyone's gone! Little Bart... little Lisa... little Marge... and the rest!3yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Woah, woah, Ray, are we gonna let politics get in the way of our friendship?... Friendship? You told people I lured children into my gingerbread house!1mo ⋅ starkfr ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him, he's wearing a belt. That's Hollywood for you.1yr ⋅ NimdokBennyandAM ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Trust me, Bart... it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of 'em.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hello, Selma? Selma, my dear, how are you? Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second8mo ⋅ NotSoFluent123 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
There's Homer. There's Homer too. That's also Homer. That's Homer!1yr ⋅ TheLove-maticGrandpa ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's got to be little Lisa Simpson, Springfield's answer to a question no one asked!3yr ⋅ Fickletimes ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now, my Woody Allen impression. I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.1yr ⋅ nialldude3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What are some good examples of Simpsons tearing into other TV Shows? I loved whenever they took pot shots at how unfunny SNL is7mo ⋅ RepresentativeWeb57 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
WAIT. I'M CONFUSED ABOUT THE MOVIE. SO, THE COPS KNEW THAT INTERNAL AFFAIRS WAS SETTING THEM UP?1yr ⋅ raised_by_groening ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you can't handle me at my diddliest, you don't deserve me at my doodliest.4yr ⋅ spookylydia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I have always enjoyed how Lisa and Nelson remain soft on each other since dating.1yr ⋅ Videowulff ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If it's clear and yella, you got juice there fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town!6yr ⋅ blff266697 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have been to Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.7mo ⋅ iwassayingboourns12 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!2yr ⋅ eolas-inntinn ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You gotta start selling this for more than a dollar a bag. We lost four more men on this expedition.8mo ⋅ EvilectricBoy ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, despite Bart's objections, the people of South Africa can now vote in free Democratic elections.1yr ⋅ Fred_the_skeleton ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mr. Burns, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.7mo ⋅ Gillzter10 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The vibrato in Phil Hartman's voice when he delivers I CAN SIIIIING is genuinely impressive!2mo ⋅ thecustardgannet ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart...2yr ⋅ BuzzAroundLenny ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Gay? I wish! If I were gay, there'd be no problem. No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs8mo ⋅ NotSoFluent123 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
In Season S09E05, The Cartridge Family, Homer is pissed off that he has to wait several days to purchase a firearm. Lisa is unable to sleep because Homer keeps her up at 3am. HOWEVER, the clock behind Lisa clearly shows the time is 9:50. I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.1wk ⋅ asskickingjedi ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Forgotten Character Fridays: The Winfields, the elderly neighbours from the first few seasons.3yr ⋅ d3s3rt3agle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“I would like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4.30 autogyro?”9mo ⋅ NotSoFluent123 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I just realized Mr. Burns' room in the casino is a copy of the room from 2001: a Space Odyssey3mo ⋅ TheLove-maticGrandpa ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I for one would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I dont like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day.2yr ⋅ JurassicPark3DD ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It's finally October! What's your favorite segment from Treehouse Of Horror?1yr ⋅ hail2thecabbage ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This eclair has over one million calories. 25 pounds of butter per square inch...Covered with chocolate so dark, light cannot escape its surface!10mo ⋅ starkfr ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
...and the 50 foot magnifying glass. And that escalator to nowhere.1yr ⋅ Hirsute_Sophist ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks. Folks from Hollywood where values are different They weren't thinking about the money, they just wanted to tell a story, about a radioactive man. And you slick small towners took them for all they were worth.1yr ⋅ peon2 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Why is there a bust of Homer in the background of the pregame commentary?2yr ⋅ Hippopothomas_96 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“It all started on the 13th hour, of the 13th day, of the 13th month...”2mo ⋅ harmonicekko ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My back is spineless, my belly is yella, I am the American non-voter.9mo ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What are the best one line guest stars with practically nothing to do with the plot1yr ⋅ linkhandford ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And you'll find that saving for your future is far more thrilling than any roller coaster.1yr ⋅ ggroover97 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We just moved here from Phoenix. My dad's in home security. He came here because of the high crime rate and lackluster police force.1yr ⋅ cardinalis_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Who are you? The spirit of Cesar Chavez. Why do you look like Cesar Romero? Because you don't know what Cesar Chavez looks like.2yr ⋅ AzraelleWormser ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Smithers, this plague doesn't scare me, I've constructed a germ free chamber for myself, not a single microbe can get in or out. Who the devil are you?4yr ⋅ joeclark5 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mr. Simpson, this government computer can process over 9 tax returns per day. Did you really think you could fool it?2yr ⋅ rootbeer_racinette ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You have 24 hours to give us our money... and to show you we're serious, you have 12 hours.8mo ⋅ starkfr ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Whenever something is going wrong in my life and my phone chimes, I think of this1yr ⋅ KolKoreh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Are you sure that this is the casino? I think I'd better call my manager. Your manager says for you to shut up! Vera said that?1yr ⋅ G-Unit11111 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.10mo ⋅ adam25255 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
