to remember that you needed to do something today

2mo ⋅ ⋅

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To stop a seagull

4yr ⋅

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To make meat industry look bad

4yr ⋅

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To have game against President of the school

3yr ⋅

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to stay awake

3yr ⋅

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To handcuff this man

3yr ⋅

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To play on ice.

5yr ⋅

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To spell

2yr ⋅

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To hang a poster

1yr ⋅

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To get out of the dumpster

2yr ⋅

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To prevent from sitting

4yr ⋅

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To feed a baby almond milk

7mo ⋅

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To Calculate Potential Weight Loss

8mo ⋅

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To wrap a present...

5yr ⋅

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to grab a riot cop's weapon

4yr ⋅

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To give cardioversion

3yr ⋅

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To ignore your people's legacy

1mo ⋅

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to take a cute picture

5yr ⋅

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To publicly shame a hoarder

4yr ⋅

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to decieve the British

3yr ⋅

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To advertise giving blood

3yr ⋅

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To shame the Church of Satan

2yr ⋅

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To make some controversial news

6yr ⋅

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to play VR soccer

1yr ⋅

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To Give Relationship Advice

5yr ⋅

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To vacuum the apartment

6yr ⋅

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There was an attempt to step outside for a bit

4yr ⋅

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To get a click on a slow news day

6yr ⋅

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To define Homosapiens

4yr ⋅

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To commit academic dishonesty

4yr ⋅

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To find a Guy

4yr ⋅

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To call out vengeance

2yr ⋅

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To make a crammed seat look comfortable

1yr ⋅

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To make people read a book

4yr ⋅

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To be a narc

4yr ⋅

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To sound tougher

5yr ⋅

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to access the meter...

7mo ⋅

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To take a panoramic photo which included their dog.

5yr ⋅

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To be polite

4yr ⋅

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to spot him

5yr ⋅

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To be deep

8mo ⋅

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To be understanding and nice

5yr ⋅

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To be deep

5yr ⋅

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To come in peace

2yr ⋅

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To charge a phone faster

8mo ⋅

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To be wholesome

5yr ⋅

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There was an attempt to make pirates

5yr ⋅

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To conceal genocide

1mo ⋅

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To lie again 🤦‍♀️ (Tattoos are forbidden in Islam)

2mo ⋅

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To get away with paying unlivable wages

2yr ⋅

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To appear to care about American citizens murdered by Israel

3wk ⋅

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to fool people with Photoshop

3yr ⋅

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To be woke

4yr ⋅

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To promote equality

4yr ⋅

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To be anti-government

5yr ⋅

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to get a loan

1mo ⋅

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To understand a joke

5yr ⋅

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to have an interesting shower thought

4yr ⋅

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To make Muslims hungry during Ramadan

1mo ⋅

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To be deep

5yr ⋅

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to have his twitter blow up in a good way.

2wk ⋅

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to invoke amputated soldiers as patriotic appeal in a political ad.

5yr ⋅

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To spread anarchy

3yr ⋅

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to be a nazi

2yr ⋅

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To deliver olive oil

3yr ⋅

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To humiliate women

4yr ⋅

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To practice a canine takedown

2yr ⋅

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To understand why blurring was used

2mo ⋅

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To run a No-Quit restaurant

10mo ⋅

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To successfully be a hypocrite and have double standards

6mo ⋅

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to squeeze through the gap

5yr ⋅

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To have a peaceful night out with the girls.

4yr ⋅

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To define a service animal

6mo ⋅

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To sound a little fancy

2yr ⋅

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To be 100% recycled

1mo ⋅

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To hold a gun

1yr ⋅

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To publicly shame Starbucks

4yr ⋅

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To buy flowers.

5yr ⋅

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To get the shirt hanged

4yr ⋅

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To provide disabled access

4yr ⋅

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To not be racist

5yr ⋅

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To promote traditional marriage

4yr ⋅

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To beat up the baby father

4yr ⋅

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To make pizza

4yr ⋅

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By FOX News to make Joe Biden look bad...

1yr ⋅

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To enjoy the outside.

5yr ⋅

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To predict the unpredictable

4yr ⋅

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to film the pink beans

5yr ⋅

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To suspend hegetsus ads

1mo ⋅

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To only have 3 kids

7mo ⋅

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To board a plane

5yr ⋅

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To show off

4yr ⋅

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To sell a personal project

7mo ⋅

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To insult Stormy Daniels

1wk ⋅

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To make a closing prison bad news

4yr ⋅

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to take a stand against this guy for not practicing social distancing.

4yr ⋅

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To publicly shame her husband into mowing the lawn

5yr ⋅

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To get away with having a phone in prison

4yr ⋅

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To cosplay the victim

5mo ⋅

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To forget to tell your family about your disorder.

2mo ⋅

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To say a quarter a day for a year will get you $9,125

6mo ⋅

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to '''fix'''' your gay son (Tw: homophobia)

4yr ⋅

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to shoot a glove

5yr ⋅

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To teach kids to count

4yr ⋅

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to explain when elections occur

1mo ⋅

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To 'prevent' anti-semitism

1wk ⋅

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to be a cool dude

4yr ⋅

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To market the politician

2yr ⋅

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to make grilled cheese in an air fryer

10mo ⋅

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To make a life hack

4yr ⋅

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To hide identity during a car burglary using only a face mask

1mo ⋅

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To explain where roaches come from

2wk ⋅

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to drive your car

4mo ⋅

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To Prevent The Spread of Germs

4yr ⋅

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To be deep

5yr ⋅

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At positive social media engagement by a branch of the military

3yr ⋅

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to make an arrest

6yr ⋅

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To design

7mo ⋅

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To cook spaghetti

4yr ⋅

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To visit The Beverly Hills Hotel

1mo ⋅

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To feed starving children

3wk ⋅

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To teach a 4-year old gun safety

8mo ⋅

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To write 7 rings in Japanese

5yr ⋅

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to not come across as a pompous ass

4yr ⋅

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to artificially inflate prices

2mo ⋅

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to moove the goose

5yr ⋅

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to exercise

5yr ⋅

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To make millenials look bad

9mo ⋅

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To not sound like an elitist.

2mo ⋅

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To write an interesting article

4yr ⋅

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To win over voters in the wrong state

4yr ⋅

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To hide the snake in a family-friendly manner

6mo ⋅

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To send a heart

5yr ⋅

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To teach Husky how to swim.

1yr ⋅

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...to munch

2yr ⋅

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To be deep and poetic

5yr ⋅

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To generalize young people

4yr ⋅

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To gloss over 5year olds in debt

4yr ⋅

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To get on the table

4yr ⋅

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To get revenge

4yr ⋅

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to get a date

1yr ⋅

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to be poor

3d ⋅

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To do Nazi shit

1mo ⋅

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to catch a bug stuck in ice cream

1yr ⋅

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To understand a joke

5yr ⋅

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To improve your appearance

2mo ⋅

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