to make Jesus rich

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To ask a proper question

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To come up with an original idea

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to dress the police horses in ghost costumes

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To get this lady to sign up to the gym.....

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To boycott Arizona

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To get out of the cupboard

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to get justice for a 13 year old schoolgirl

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To film a birthday party

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To stop the seagulls

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to pressure Samuel L. Jackson.

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To get a Malcolm X tattoo

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To be a heritage minister

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To use less sugar

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To Appreciate Your Employees

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To make sense

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To be a professional company

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To find a conspiracy

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to swim

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To die...

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to escape

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To be cute

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To racism

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to impress a chick

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To throw a grenade, lucky his team mate made a smooth recovery

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To skip the line

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To troll striking workers

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To back flip

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To get revenge

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To Buy Trendy Clothes

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To deliver the package

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By Israel to claim that yesterday’s murder of World Central Kitchen aid workers was an accident but the evidence shows how deliberate this was.

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To take a test which doesn't have opinionated answers.

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To end a mouse problem

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To outsmart the police

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To understand lore

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To gain Instagram followers

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To blackmail Jaromir Jagr

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To attack a human

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To get a heartwarming tattoo

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There was a attempt to steal a joke

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To be a decent parent irl

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To prove that it’s your opponent that is cognitively impaired

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To break up the family

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To get drunk on grenadine

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To positively state new years goals.

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To look ‘cool’

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to have a selfie with Mona Lisa

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To be relatable

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to send a text

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To prove that teenagers are dumb

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To correct the student's answer

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To accurately represent history

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to have equal standards

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To promote dairy consumption

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To think people couldn't tell them apart.

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To make the Special Olympics look bad

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To get a cool tattoo on the correct arm...

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To enforce social distancing

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To shame good-yet-poor dads

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To Censor Blood

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to sound tough.

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To prevent the Coronavirus

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To feed a baby.

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To pay a bill

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To make waffles while high

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To give a friendly pat on the back

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To give the worst land

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There was an attempt to spread suicide awareness.

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To lie about vaping

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to rebrand

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To protest homophobia

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To bash a girl with acne

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to take a selfie

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To answer the police

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To bring god into it.

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To cover up a drainpipe

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To stop the spread of autism

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To be a grammar nazi...

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To misrepresent a sofa

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To stop the kids from smoking

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To make Twitter even shittier

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To argue with Dan

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To have bangs?

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to take a picture with Dear Leader

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to purchase a bike...

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To be deep and philosophical

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To scam a bank

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To dunk on Reddit for using twitters logic against them

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to prevent an emergency.

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to take a panorama

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to remove the sticker

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To sound wise.

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To get an ice cream sandwiche

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To diss myspace

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to amaze his dog

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to put up a birthday sign

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To get rid of cobras

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To be classy

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To scalp microblading

1yr ⋅

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To win a gameshow

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To Motivate

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To spell ambidextrous.

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to explain forest fires

1mo ⋅

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To host Iftar for Ramadan

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To laugh at his friend

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To wear a safety harness

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To blame Biden for transportation issues

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to lock a gate

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To cut in line

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To pour some concrete

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To make a motivational shirt

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to make perfect facial recognition

1yr ⋅

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to showcase women in STEM fields

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To bake a rainbow cake

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To say no to drugs

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to duck

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To live forever

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to be a Flat Earther.

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To commit a hate crime

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to tell the truth about Russia

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To be a hero.

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To promote equal rights

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to look like a millionaire at 15...

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to run

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There was an attempt to prove screenshots dont lie

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To consciously kill civilians and innocents

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To claim racism

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To ask a CEO to be fair

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To appear smart

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to be responsible and uber home

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to associate Coca Cola with a healthy life style

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To get away with a wrongful arrest

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to catch a live mouse

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To be inclusive

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To have a loving wife

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To highlight voter fraud in Arizona

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To stop a seagull

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to remember that you needed to do something today

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To make meat industry look bad

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To have game against President of the school

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to stay awake

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To handcuff this man

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