To leave a legacy...

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To call out cowards

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To make heart shaped cookies

4yr ⋅

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at patronizing skyrim grandma.

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to win

2yr ⋅

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To get an A

4yr ⋅

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To rob a store at gunpoint

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to name a dentist's office

1yr ⋅

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To get healthy

5yr ⋅

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To stop skating

1yr ⋅

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To be genuine

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To make an infographic.

6yr ⋅

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To prove that Patton Oswalt is a Failed Comedian

4yr ⋅

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To amputate

6yr ⋅

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To spell chocolate name

3yr ⋅

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To shame atheists and take away their holidays

4yr ⋅

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to taste a hemp

3yr ⋅

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Our son's hair was in desperate need of a haircut during quarantine. Husband and I took a wack at it. We had to stop before it got worse.

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To throw a table

1yr ⋅

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To attack Costco

4yr ⋅

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To lick the fish

4yr ⋅

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To make pizza

1yr ⋅

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To Help

2yr ⋅

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To stop people from f bombing

3yr ⋅

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To escape the vet

3yr ⋅

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To beat her at drinking quickest.

4yr ⋅

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To be uplifting

2yr ⋅

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To charm a new friend

3yr ⋅

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To be deep

5yr ⋅

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To escape immigrants.

7mo ⋅

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To hang a picture

4yr ⋅

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To Count Words

4yr ⋅

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To cross a speed bump

3yr ⋅

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To sound poetic

4yr ⋅

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To drive drunk without getting caught

4mo ⋅

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To increase monthly child support

8mo ⋅

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To stop cat from following you

4yr ⋅

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To avoid WWIII

2wk ⋅

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To make a vegan meal

5yr ⋅

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At least he tried

4yr ⋅

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to extend the shelf life

3yr ⋅

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...to have a talk about drugs

2yr ⋅

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To,.. No orcas are just too smart

4yr ⋅

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To solder

2yr ⋅

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At Propaganda

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To create 3 Mexican countries

5yr ⋅

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to catch it

2yr ⋅

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To sneak a hot-dog in the back pocket

6yr ⋅

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to eat a muffin

2yr ⋅

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To pull a “Socialist Scare”

4yr ⋅

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To run a red light on a skateboard

2mo ⋅

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To be neighborly

5yr ⋅

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To sound literate

5yr ⋅

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to get pets

5yr ⋅

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To defend God

5yr ⋅

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To steal from the fridge

3yr ⋅

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to find a good excuse

2yr ⋅

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To blame a non-existent male for a breakup

1mo ⋅

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To throw a birthday party.

3yr ⋅

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To spell Brandon

2yr ⋅

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To be poetic

5yr ⋅

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to pat the cat

5yr ⋅

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To look wholesome.

2mo ⋅

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To write a college essay...

2yr ⋅

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To use the slip and slide

3yr ⋅

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To introduce someone

2yr ⋅

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to make our hospital infection free

3yr ⋅

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To blame POTUS for “high” fuel prices...

1mo ⋅

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To sound smart

7mo ⋅

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to use the force to choke passing motorists

5yr ⋅

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3 prisoners cuffed together try and run for the hills just outside the courthouse

5yr ⋅

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To thank someone

1yr ⋅

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To build a safe and cosy nest

4yr ⋅

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to know the flag of your state.

1yr ⋅

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To ambush British vessels

5yr ⋅

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To recreate the Spider-Man meme

4yr ⋅

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To save the hostage

2yr ⋅

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to be a real human

1mo ⋅

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To be edgy and poetic

5yr ⋅

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To extension

2yr ⋅

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To Rant about Google Doodle

4yr ⋅

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To play hard to get.

5yr ⋅

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To “never again” (Gaza 2023 vs Nazi Germany 1943)

4mo ⋅

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To point a gun

4yr ⋅

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to talk about the effects of the vaccine

1mo ⋅

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To prove how unfashionable these jeans were.

5yr ⋅

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To be a gold digger on the first date

8mo ⋅

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to signal their turn

1yr ⋅

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To understand math

2yr ⋅

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To get a political message out

7mo ⋅

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To shoot like a sniper by a Chinese film hero.

1yr ⋅

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To hold everyone to the same standard

1mo ⋅

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To explain to Paul McCartney what his song is about.

3wk ⋅

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To warn the world of genocide

2wk ⋅

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To make sex education sound bad

3yr ⋅

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to get a treat

5yr ⋅

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To explain properly

4yr ⋅

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to get the cat to play

3yr ⋅

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To Show Patriotism

2mo ⋅

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to show god is amazing

4yr ⋅

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To raise self-esteem.

5yr ⋅

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To construct a tough and resilient airplane

4yr ⋅

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to make an employee to join morning meeting

2yr ⋅

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To promote the US Army

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to travel

3mo ⋅

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To embarrass an older woman.

4yr ⋅

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A wholesome attempt at being a first gen student

4yr ⋅

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To prevent the homeless from sleeping here

3yr ⋅

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to do a sit up and a attempt to play it off.

2yr ⋅

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To take a family reunion pic with a drone

5yr ⋅

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To Claim Star Wars Isn't Political

5mo ⋅

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to be Gordon Ramsay

8mo ⋅

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To prove immortality

4yr ⋅

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To be a dedicated collegue 😂

6mo ⋅

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To get matched

8mo ⋅

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To convince consumers that diamonds are an investment.

3wk ⋅

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To Hide From the Seeker...

2yr ⋅

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To insult gay men

5yr ⋅

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To celebrate Halloween

6mo ⋅

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To have independently moderated subreddits

4yr ⋅

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At buying a home washer machine

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to clean her ears

4yr ⋅

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To continue the chain

2yr ⋅

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To have a smart shower thought

5yr ⋅

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To fix a pothole in a tropical island

2yr ⋅

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To return toilet paper

4yr ⋅

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To escape allegations

2wk ⋅

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to make a selfish Photoshop request

5yr ⋅

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to criticize Bernie Sanders

4yr ⋅

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to deny Covid severity

8mo ⋅

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to intimidate him

5yr ⋅

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To escape the vet

1yr ⋅

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to lose weight

4yr ⋅

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To give advice

4yr ⋅

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To call young people soft

1mo ⋅

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to intimidate

8mo ⋅

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To use an anagram to prove their point.

4yr ⋅

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