I love the comments from confused newbies who are still wandering in for the first time9yr ⋅ Dartoodel ⋅ r/thebutton
4 people tried to click for yellow. 4 people have joined the faceless horde9yr ⋅ allthefoxes ⋅ r/thebutton
MRW I pressed the button immediately on the first day on my regular account because my friend said if I hit it, I would get free reddit gold.9yr ⋅ ElephantTesticles ⋅ r/thebutton
How I feel listening to Non-Pressers list reasons why they won't hit the button...9yr ⋅ Watch_The_Karma_Burn ⋅ r/thebutton
Watching people try and fail to get yellow is more fun than I'd care to admit9yr ⋅ Dark-tyranitar ⋅ r/thebutton
You all, given the choice to push or not push have been blessed..behold my burden..9yr ⋅ UhPhrasing ⋅ r/thebutton
Just watched the Button hit 0 three times in a row... This image sums up my entire being...9yr ⋅ Captinhairybely ⋅ r/thebutton
As a Canadian, this is what I think of when I tell people I'm a purple 60:9yr ⋅ brianhaggis ⋅ r/thebutton
Here's what happens when the BBC writes an article on the button. I can't help but see the BBC and their audience as a bunch of trigger-happy purple amateurs.9yr ⋅ imontopofit ⋅ r/thebutton
Breaking News: Indiana Governor Mike Pence signs into law Color Freedom bill; Critics say this will allow purple-owned businesses to discriminate against green and blue customers.9yr ⋅ a-la-brasa ⋅ r/thebutton
I'm going to hazard a guess there's been another media link, or ad burst, around 6:20 EDT. Any newcomers to confirm how they got here?9yr ⋅ caf_ ⋅ r/thebutton
A big ol' Fuck you to the people to everyone whining about getting 0s and no one caring.9yr ⋅ GnarlyBellyButton69 ⋅ r/thebutton
666 Non-Pressers on /r/thebutton right now. Our ritual begins. We now summon the anti-pressiah.9yr ⋅ FloppyDingo24 ⋅ r/thebutton
This is supposed to be the time when the rare flairs are got. What gives, guys?9yr ⋅ john_keating ⋅ r/thebutton
I'm loving the new update. Now I can see how many filthy, button-pressing plebs there are.9yr ⋅ Mvau ⋅ r/thebutton
I originally got this to get some laughs during pride week; but now...IT'S PERSONAL9yr ⋅ manofphat ⋅ r/thebutton
How it feels when you haven't pressed the button and are reading this subreddit9yr ⋅ FudgeConnors ⋅ r/thebutton
ATTENTION Knights, Assassins and Shades. Please take a look at this. (Detail in comments)9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/thebutton
I was tempted by <10s, unlocked the button, but ultimately did not succumb. I later scrolled back up the page and accidentally pressed the button. I'm now a filthy 58s presser. Life = now in shambles.9yr ⋅ kappanjoe ⋅ r/thebutton
A thousand Pressers will descend upon you. Our presses will blot out the subreddit.9yr ⋅ ulobmoga ⋅ r/thebutton
How I imagine people coming to this subreddit, reading the numerous thread about not pushing the button and doing it whatsoever !9yr ⋅ Wive ⋅ r/thebutton
MRW I find my old porn throwaway password after pressing the button on my main accidentally9yr ⋅ Gphthrowpls ⋅ r/thebutton
I'm surprised I haven't seen these guys, with all the new reds lately...9yr ⋅ DarkToonLink13 ⋅ r/thebutton
The button's activities for the last 4 and a half hours. Started at 11:30am GMT9yr ⋅ LeWildAdi_ ⋅ r/thebutton
A conspiracy has arisen that the button is an April fools joke and can never reach 0.9yr ⋅ PHILLY_G ⋅ r/thebutton
A message from the button of my heart to all who are still pressing in the purples.9yr ⋅ QuicksandGM ⋅ r/thebutton
When I finally got the number I wanted but nobody is around but my poodle9yr ⋅ LadderGirl ⋅ r/thebutton
