MRW My coworker tells me I left my computer unlocked and that I may want to check my flair.9yr ⋅ XanCanth ⋅ r/thebutton
MRW the cute guy from my class who told me about this sub and was holding out for red ends up being a filthy purple9yr ⋅ Fawkes2015 ⋅ r/thebutton
How I felt when getting a red flair the first time I decided to watch the button.9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/thebutton
What I see happen every time someone gets tricked into pressing the button9yr ⋅ greenteasoda ⋅ r/thebutton
What is going on with the distribution? The server hiccups and suddenly everyone is pressing purple?9yr ⋅ lookatmycamels ⋅ r/thebutton
The graph of minimum remaining times; I think a trend is starting to emerge...9yr ⋅ JiminP ⋅ r/thebutton
Everyone's taking sides over whether/when to press, and I'm just over here going9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/thebutton
I know the button has become an addiction when this is now the first URL to autofill.9yr ⋅ BobbyWest87 ⋅ r/thebutton
Whoever Guesses the Date and Time in Hours and minutes, closest to the button end gets Reddit Gold!9yr ⋅ MazeMagic ⋅ r/thebutton
600 clicks and not even a single green to show for it. Show some restraint people9yr ⋅ durpabiscuit ⋅ r/thebutton
As a green, my reaction each time the button is pressed before reaching 40s9yr ⋅ passwordiscrocodile ⋅ r/thebutton
MRW I'm trying to explain my fascination with r/thebutton, and specifically the divide between pressers and non-pressors, to coworkers who never even visit Reddit9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/thebutton
When day 5 is coming to an end and the button is still reseting in the 50s...9yr ⋅ Baileylabs ⋅ r/thebutton
As a filthy presser, it's so hard to not call the nurse every five seconds.9yr ⋅ NikkoE82 ⋅ r/thebutton
100 % of those that didn't eat the marshmallow ended up being successful, just saying.9yr ⋅ blomhonung ⋅ r/thebutton
How it must be now, getting a flair of any color, when even red is nothing special anymore.9yr ⋅ jericho2507 ⋅ r/thebutton
MRW I introduce my friend to /r/thebutton and he says I'll just reload the page and press it again after getting purple while I'm still explaining9yr ⋅ CrushingMax ⋅ r/thebutton
MRW I pressed the button before trying to figure out what the button was for...9yr ⋅ mgrassick ⋅ r/thebutton
This is the first instance of a solo 0 second press I've seen. Someone well and truly just saved the Button.9yr ⋅ Master_Sparky ⋅ r/thebutton
Followers of the Shade and Dirty Purps whenever the button breaks and 200+ people waste their clicks thinking they are getting awesome flair.9yr ⋅ GGAllinsMicroPenis ⋅ r/thebutton
The Button Emergency Room - an alarm, the live data, a graph, an autoclicker, a chat and much more!9yr ⋅ rad_ishy ⋅ r/thebutton
That's enough! Curse you, Cassandra, for ruining fun to an entire community!9yr ⋅ MarshallTNT ⋅ r/thebutton
MRW I pushed the button at 46s after vowing that I would wait to be the 1 millionth pusher.9yr ⋅ biblebeltapostate ⋅ r/thebutton
look at all the pressers we lost today because of liars... i will never forget this bloody, purple day9yr ⋅ Haygirlhayyy ⋅ r/thebutton
For a few moments, today's flood of purples was distracted by... something? [ButtonMonitor data]9yr ⋅ BurnOutBrighter6 ⋅ r/thebutton
Three Yellows in a row without any accidental purples in between. Orange is close.9yr ⋅ Mikeismyike ⋅ r/thebutton
/u/powerlanguage has un-pressed the button. Here was the flair they had just after the button died, and now they have non-presser9yr ⋅ psuedophilosopher ⋅ r/thebutton
It is done. I am now free. I can retire to life of calm without the need to constantly watch the Button.9yr ⋅ Takeshimoa ⋅ r/thebutton
TIL Button-pressers are attracted to other button-pressers with the same flair9yr ⋅ Zephyrion ⋅ r/thebutton
My reaction upon returning to R/thebutton after awhile and expecting the timer to be reaching low numbers.9yr ⋅ Ninjacobra5 ⋅ r/thebutton
Y'all need to be more tolerant. This design has colours and greys. Can't this be an example for us?9yr ⋅ AberrantWhovian ⋅ r/thebutton
This is what this subreddit has become. The button has separated us and caused discrimination. Stand up against Non-Presser brutality!9yr ⋅ -TheCabbageMerchant- ⋅ r/thebutton
