[THEORY] After the button reaches zero, it will start over, longer. Anyone with flair will be banned, and the question will become which shade of gray will you be?9yr ⋅ oblivionapc ⋅ r/thebutton
How it feels to be a Purple with an alt account that remains unpressed.9yr ⋅ ScrotalAttraction ⋅ r/thebutton
MRW I go to sleep expecting the first orange in the morning, and find all this.9yr ⋅ InchesFromTheScreen ⋅ r/thebutton
Here is some eyebleach for my brethren who have to look at the tainted all day9yr ⋅ aDirkDangler ⋅ r/thebutton
This morning I witnessed the majestic birth of the first yellow9yr ⋅ justthesubjunctive ⋅ r/thebutton
when i was watching the button timer this morning and then realised was late for work9yr ⋅ alexjbarnett ⋅ r/thebutton
I have no idea what this place is, but my cat's name is The Button. So here he is.9yr ⋅ enginedown ⋅ r/thebutton
2D histogram of button presses, broken down by flair value and number of people that pressed at the same time.9yr ⋅ vir_innominatus ⋅ r/thebutton
For weeks my friend made fun of me for being a 59. He pressed recently and got a 59. This is for him.9yr ⋅ AppleTreeMan ⋅ r/thebutton
Complete progress. All clicks recorded by day and each day distribution9yr ⋅ incitatus451 ⋅ r/thebutton
MRW I notice my wife is still logged in to reddit as a non-presser9yr ⋅ NUTS_STUCK_TO_LEG ⋅ r/thebutton
Proof that you're not crazy. There's been a huge spike in the rate of button presses in the last 3 hours.9yr ⋅ vir_innominatus ⋅ r/thebutton
I finally remembered the username/password for an old alt account, but I guess you can't fix purple.9yr ⋅ BanannaKarenina ⋅ r/thebutton
We are living in the most dynamic, rapidly changing, technologically innovative, and historically important time in human history where on a daily basis we witness our species performing unimaginable feats of ingenuity thought impossible just a decade ago and not even thought of a century ago.9yr ⋅ thatiswhathappened ⋅ r/thebutton
All the casuals that come in, push the button, then start reading the threads.9yr ⋅ mush4brains ⋅ r/thebutton
When a newcomer to this sub hits the button without reading anything and snags a yellow flair.9yr ⋅ CptGurney ⋅ r/thebutton
For the first time today, the number of members of the shade dropped below 400, and the button reached 4 seconds...9yr ⋅ CaptainKingsmill ⋅ r/thebutton
[X-post r/motivatinggiraffe] looks like Reddit's famous motivating giraffe is a prophet for the pushers. (7 months ago post)9yr ⋅ subscriptionskipper ⋅ r/thebutton
MRW I take the elevator with a stranger after a night on /r/thebutton9yr ⋅ LondonNoodles ⋅ r/thebutton
How I imagine greys react when they are told they have to press the power button to turn on their machine9yr ⋅ Crackgnome ⋅ r/thebutton
I hail from /r/redditlaqueristas and I paint in the name of The Shade.9yr ⋅ mymymydelilah ⋅ r/thebutton
MRW I realize I'm up at 2:15 am on a Wednesday to stare at a 60 second timer in order to get a color placed beside my username on the internet9yr ⋅ brutus-beefcake ⋅ r/thebutton
← Petition for the countdown timer to dynamically change color to show what flair is available.9yr ⋅ RandomAttack ⋅ r/thebutton
Yesterday's surge was the most activity since 17 April, 32 days ago9yr ⋅ vir_innominatus ⋅ r/thebutton
Waited ages but crossing light didn't change... I suspect he is a non-presser.9yr ⋅ pm_me_a_fedora ⋅ r/thebutton
MRW I tried to press the button for orange, accidentally hit 60s instead, but my crappy internet went out at the same time and didn't register the press9yr ⋅ DietSnappleFacts ⋅ r/thebutton
I got an app on my phone that flashes the LED notification light to the colour of the button.9yr ⋅ BattalBoy ⋅ r/thebutton
Revised rainbow flag representing the popularity of flair colors over time9yr ⋅ Theowoll ⋅ r/thebutton
Pressers have counted from 60 to 0 with their flairs. /u/maimonguy bet 61 golds it couldn't be done.9yr ⋅ chamini2 ⋅ r/thebutton
How people with deuteranope (a form of red/green color blindness) see the button9yr ⋅ Nukemarine ⋅ r/thebutton
I also work in /u/ztripez's office, and now it automatically reloads the page. Bring it on!9yr ⋅ galaxyAbstractor ⋅ r/thebutton
