I'm a bot who's going to be doing cool stuff, but first I need some Karma. Could you help me out with an upboat?9yr ⋅ TheButtonStatsBot ⋅ r/thebutton
I have compiled ALL the user data in this sub into a venn diagram. The results are conclusive.9yr ⋅ icookmath ⋅ r/thebutton
This is how I imagine 90% of people's experience with /r/thebutton [OC]9yr ⋅ EphemeralFate ⋅ r/thebutton
[FIXED] Near the end when the grey's think the button will finally run out but the pressers among them step forward.9yr ⋅ Badymaru ⋅ r/thebutton
I just came here for the first time in weeks to see what happened after the button hit zero; when I realized all of you were still here, waiting, I thought of this9yr ⋅ ThePeoplesBard ⋅ r/thebutton
A message of support to all the greys who have succumbed to temptation in these last hours and opted for flair of a different hue.9yr ⋅ dreadpirateroberts2 ⋅ r/thebutton
MRW I use an older account to get orange flair, so that I can save my current account for red.9yr ⋅ Wairen ⋅ r/thebutton
PROOF that /r/thebutton is hiding something (and might be related to Disney)9yr ⋅ romualdr ⋅ r/thebutton
When someone tries to bring the community together regardless of flair color9yr ⋅ obscuresausage ⋅ r/thebutton
MRW When I see the clock at 20s, decide to push the button, then get 58s flair9yr ⋅ czyzynsky ⋅ r/thebutton
MRW I stayed awake till 4:30 in the morning to press the button when it got into the 30's only to miss click and be labeled a 59s9yr ⋅ notabigblackman ⋅ r/thebutton
Looking for more buttons to press? How about BuzzFeed's definitely original button idea?!9yr ⋅ oldthreelivers ⋅ r/thebutton
To all users who want to press and get a good time, did they just change the code for the button?9yr ⋅ Kazehaya ⋅ r/thebutton
As /u/GyroDawn is the only red on the sub, we'll always know when he's browsing9yr ⋅ atmorrison ⋅ r/thebutton
Greys: Kindly stop referring to us 42 Hitchhikers as filthy. We all carry towels by definition. Your argument is invalid.9yr ⋅ NATHAN11 ⋅ r/thebutton
After nearly two months, my button press was determined by a cookie9yr ⋅ IsomericXenonite ⋅ r/thebutton
Now that red is meaningless, I can embrace my destiny by picking 42 and feel good about it. Glad I waited!9yr ⋅ Bazooga ⋅ r/thebutton
I saw The Button go sub-1 right before maintenance. The rest is just a blur.9yr ⋅ spdqbr ⋅ r/thebutton
Saw a Button flair-colored thing in the sky today. HOW DEEP DOES THIS GO?9yr ⋅ supercanman ⋅ r/thebutton
Col. Chris Hadfield (The Canadian Astronaut) just posted this. I knew he was a Grey!9yr ⋅ passengerv ⋅ r/thebutton
Watching the timer hit 60 twice in 1 second, knowing someone just waited 20 days to join our 59 club.9yr ⋅ Heromedic18 ⋅ r/thebutton
The entire point behind this is to teach you not press a button for a minute.9yr ⋅ no-pun-in-ten-did ⋅ r/thebutton
