THE FAKE NEWS “MEDIA” IS SAYING EVERYONE’S FAVORITE QB HAD A WORSE START TO HIS CAREER THAN “SLEEPY” MAC JONES (WHO SHOULD BE IN JAIL). IF THATS TRUE, THEN WHY WAS HE TRADED FOR MULTIPLE PICKS, MEANWHILE NO ONE WANTS MAC (INCLUDING HIS OWN TEAMMATES)?? THE LYING SPORTS MEDIA IS SO CORRUPT. SAD!5mo ⋅ 1021986 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Look at how BILL INCELICHICK reacts after getting rejected by a WOMAN!!! INCELICHICK could NEVER GET MONO like our GEQBUS!!!4yr ⋅ cutchisclutch22 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Cam Jordan AKA “Cancerous Cam” is stating FAKE NEWS about Mr. Darnold saying he has a punchable face!! He must be jealous of the GEQBUS GLORIOUS CHIN!!4yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
Defeated a Midget Mayfield Shill in Fantasy with our GEQBUS! #MTJGA #KTJG4yr ⋅ TommyInvalid ⋅ r/the_darnold
The ILLEGAL Adams witch hunt continues in search of a crime. There was never collusion with Russia except by Faker Mayfields campaign. So the 17 angry Democrats are looking for anything they can find. Very unfair and BAD for our country. Also not allowed under our LAW4yr ⋅ wien-tang-clan ⋅ r/the_darnold
Notice how POWERFUL AND ATTRACTIVE our GEQBUS is compared to FAT LOW ENERGY JOSH ALLEN!!! Maybe hit the Gym like our GEQBUS and lay off the potato chips and you can be BIG AND STRONG like our GEQBUS!!! Josh has ZERO ENTHUSIASM!!! SAD!!!4yr ⋅ cutchisclutch22 ⋅ r/the_darnold
It has come to my attention that GEQBUS has the middle name of Richard! This is a reference that our GEQBUS has the BIGGEST DICK in the HISTORY of the NFL! We can’t stop the WINNING!!4yr ⋅ FlyPigs5 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Rich Cimini, a member of the fake news media, has published another piece of propaganda. First, the Jets record is 12-0, but they won't tell you this. He then goes on to say that our GEQBUS's future is uncertain. Normal people know that GEQBUS will win many superbowls with the Jets!!3yr ⋅ 1977_Chevy_K10 ⋅ r/the_darnold
The SNOWFLAKES in charge of the fake news media call our GEQBUS “Offensive!” WRONG!!! Sam is the most polite QB ever. Possibly of all time! He’s putting up record numbers! WE CAN’T STOP WINNING!!!!4yr ⋅ JustForKeks ⋅ r/the_darnold
MASSIVE CASE FRAUD MAIL IN VOTES CAME FROM THE REFS LOCK THEM UP INVESTIGATE THEM3yr ⋅ LyleTheEgg ⋅ r/the_darnold
Clearly FAKER MAYFIELD is having a BAD INFLUENCE on BUTTSLAPPER BECKHAM!! SEND ODELL TO THE JETS AND OUR GREAT GEQBUS WILL FIX WHAT POOR BEHAVIOR FAKER CREATED!!4yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
ANTONIO CLOWN was thinking about joining the GEQBUS in New York prior to the season (who wouldn’t?) but the GEQBUS said #SENDHIMBACK!!! He knew how much of a CLOWN he is!!! I like LE’VEON!!!5yr ⋅ cutchisclutch22 ⋅ r/the_darnold
FAKE NEWS MEDIA CLAIMING TOM SHADY IS IN DISCUSSION AS OF BEING GEQBUS’S BACKUP!! SPICY SAMMY D WOULD NEVER PLAY WITH A CHEATER OR PEDOPHILE!!!4yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH! Our GEQBUS Practices for the 1st time since recovering from Mono! #MTJGA #KTJG4yr ⋅ TommyInvalid ⋅ r/the_darnold
DEPLORABLE DAK (who many tell me has WEAK HIPS and a POOR TASTE IN SOUP), is yet another player to perform poorly long after the GEQBUS embarrassed him! #FREEAMARI! VERY SAD!!!!4yr ⋅ KReidy13 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Last night r/The_Darnold and r/NYJets came together as one and North and South Korea met to immediately bend the knee. Do not let the lame stream media or the bad hombres in Westwood and Boston tell you otherwise.6yr ⋅ EZ_does_it ⋅ r/the_darnold
Spitshine Baker. I swear to God. Oh, he'd make your shoes look like fucking mirrors. Excuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best. And he made a lot of money too.4yr ⋅ YaketyMax ⋅ r/the_darnold
First look at Low-Energy Faker Mayfield in his new uniform. He has the look of defeat on his face knowing he will go 0-16 this season. He stands in the great shadow of the GEQBUS himself. He wishes his ratings were as good as the GEQBUS (very good ratings). Sad!4yr ⋅ conkellz ⋅ r/the_darnold
Any game w/ our GEQBUS in attendance is YUGE! Must watch TV, ratings will be way up! VOTE! #MTJGA #KTJG4yr ⋅ TommyInvalid ⋅ r/the_darnold
BREAKING NEWS: Reports are coming in that after PJ Walker beat the total failure of an NFL team, The Atlanta Falcons, he yelled out This is MACA Country! Reports are still unconfirmed at this time2yr ⋅ optimus187 ⋅ r/the_darnold
I got to breathe the same air as our GEQBUS today and it healed me of any illness I may have had or probably ever will have5yr ⋅ VillyD13 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Andy Reid will show Shady Brady and the Deflatriots that He wants to be at that Fast Food party more! ANOTHER REASON TO ROOT FOR THE CHIEFS!5yr ⋅ TommyInvalid ⋅ r/the_darnold
HillBILLY BUFFALO is a DISGRACE to this GREAT COUNTRY!! My sources tell me ATROCIOUS ALLEN was one of the OFFICERS ON SCENE!! BAN THE BILLS!!!4yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
I just completed the best. Trade deal. In history. Stable genius team management!4yr ⋅ Fixner_Blount ⋅ r/the_darnold
Our secretary of education is not only a world known philosopher and prophet, he also is a family man! GEQBUS hires only the best!! SAM DARNOLD 2020!!!4yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
FAKE NEWS ESPN is trying to hurt GEQBUS by putting him in last place. This is a WITCH-HUNT that will end poorly when GEQBUS goes 16-0.5yr ⋅ Kontoris ⋅ r/the_darnold
This is proof that Adam Gase is turning on our GEQBUS while Ryan Griffin stares in disbelief... The Joyper War will get Adam Gase and Dowell Loggains FIRED! #JF #MTJGA #KTJG4yr ⋅ TommyInvalid ⋅ r/the_darnold
While PEDO TOM is too busy making out with his son, GEQBUS is on the practice field working with his team to dethrone the CHEATRIOTS.4yr ⋅ ThomasCorbettt ⋅ r/the_darnold
When Oklahoma are sending their QBs, they aren’t sending the best. Their bringing crime. They’re crotch-grabbers. And some, I assume, are good people6yr ⋅ WentworthMillersBO ⋅ r/the_darnold
GEQBUS only throws passes 69 yards or more cause he has a BIG PEEN and is the biggest SEX HAVER in the NFL4yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
GAMEDAY FOLKS!!! Since Shady Brady is refusing to concede, this will have to be done the “hard” way-TOO BAD! There has been so much winning thanks to your favorite quarterback (The Darnold) and it will continue even with the phony mono HOAX-MAKE THE JETS GREAT AGAIN!4yr ⋅ Jetx24_ ⋅ r/the_darnold
Folks, we have the best crowds. Fake sports espn won’t show you this. Too much winning? Oh well!6yr ⋅ ryan_umad ⋅ r/the_darnold
Our GEQBUS showing off some of his comedic skills! Faker Mayfield or Jacuzzi Josh could only WISH to have half as much talent as Superior Sammy!5yr ⋅ DrBob41 ⋅ r/the_darnold
The CORRUPT National Football League COLLUDED to give the HARD WORKING New York Jets an Unfair 2020 Schedule! The League knows they need to cheat to beat the GEQBUS!4yr ⋅ piff1214 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Good luck to our GEQBUS on the national title game tonight. FAKE media won’t report, but some say he is the greatest basketball player to play, maybe ever.5yr ⋅ MoistWillingness ⋅ r/the_darnold
COWBOYS CLAIM THEIR “Americas Team” HOWEVER THEIR LEADER IS A SCUMBAG!! WE WANNA SEE THE EMAILS!!4yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
Tom Brady, often referred to as Mr.Gisele Bundchen by those who know him, is VERY jealous of his wife’s success & angry that Sam Darnold, with her help, didn’t let him win the game he so desperately wanted. Sam barely knows him but just take a look, a stone cold LOSER & husband from hell!5yr ⋅ YaketyMax ⋅ r/the_darnold
Don't trust this Bad hombre on the Saints! Imitation of the GEQBUS is a dangerous game!5yr ⋅ Wag0n-13 ⋅ r/the_darnold
HIGH ENERGY “Always gets the BJ” OBJ has had enough of FAKER MAYFIELD AND HIS RIDICULOUS BULLSHIT!!! HE SEES FAKER FOR THE SMALL HANDED LOW ENERGY INDIVIDUAL HE REALLY IS!!! Time to call up Good Guy Joe Douglas to get those stats up and play with a REAL MAN like our GEQBUS!!!4yr ⋅ cutchisclutch22 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Our SECRETARY OF EDUCATION speaks out against the lamestream medias bias against the JETS.5yr ⋅ imnotyourdadd ⋅ r/the_darnold
Wow! Congrats on your first SB win Sam Darnold! Don’t listen to the Fake News Media! Be careful billy!5yr ⋅ eprosmith ⋅ r/the_darnold
I know it’s only one preseason game but safe to say we can go ahead and at least measure him for a gold jacket.6yr ⋅ YaketyMax ⋅ r/the_darnold
MFW Baker the Snake Mayfield's emails have yet to be fully investigated by the NFL.6yr ⋅ VonsFavoriteChicken ⋅ r/the_darnold
Our GEQBUS really does get more handsome every year, doesn't he folks5yr ⋅ Stevienines ⋅ r/the_darnold
DISGUSTING!!! Jacuzzi Josh clearly HARASSING our GEQBUS after a game. Where is his #MeToo moment?!?!?6yr ⋅ The_Dork-uh-Whale ⋅ r/the_darnold
In response to Chubby Lesbian Legs Allen, lets show what real TRUNKY legs look like.5yr ⋅ Anonymous062 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Both No Action Jackson and Midget Baker had turnovers in the last play of their rookie seasons, SAD!5yr ⋅ TommyInvalid ⋅ r/the_darnold
Our GEQBUS always looks great, unlike SHADY BRADY and his UGGLY shoes! Shame on him! #GEQBUS20204yr ⋅ satturn18 ⋅ r/the_darnold
RUBBISH ROSEN HAS BEEN BENCHED AGAIN!! THE NFL NEEDS TO BUILD A WALL!! SO THIS INTERCEPTION IMMIGRANT BUM CANT GET IN!!4yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
BUMBLING BAKER MAYFIELD CANT HANDLE THE INCONVENIENCES HARD WORKING AMERICANS EXPERIENCE EVERY DAY! SAD! GEQBUS, A MAN OF OUR VERY FINE PEOPLE, WOULD NEVER TRY AND CHEAT THE SYSTEM LIKE THIS, BELIEVE ME!5yr ⋅ FelonWinslowJr ⋅ r/the_darnold
DISHONEST LIBERAL MEDIA wants you to believe Inaccurate Allen is tall and looks good in shorts... actually, GEQBUS is taller and looks even better!!!5yr ⋅ run1609 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Our GEQBUS is also Santa! Thank you, Santa, for delivering gifts to children every year! A real selfless cool guy!5yr ⋅ noahnierenberg ⋅ r/the_darnold
Many people are saying that the haircut of Raiders owner Mark Davis was caused by watching too many replays of Sam Darnold's touchdowns. BE CAREFUL!4yr ⋅ tatofarms ⋅ r/the_darnold
After 52 years it is time for the NFL to fully recognize the New York Jets' Sovereignty over MetLife Stadium, which is of critical strategic and security importance to the New York Jets and its Regional Stability!5yr ⋅ usrxmme ⋅ r/the_darnold
Sweet new wallpaper of our GEQBUS. He sure is handsome, isn’t he folks?5yr ⋅ HealthyDoughnut ⋅ r/the_darnold
Picture of the man himself at the Rookie Day photoshoot. Idk about you but screams Winner to me6yr ⋅ tlk742 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Mike McCarthy wants to work with The Darnold, not Jacuzzi Josh. Thanks Mike!5yr ⋅ JamboPls ⋅ r/the_darnold
Just got my Jets hat in the mail.. About to wear it in a very Buffalo heavy area, wish me luck, Jedes! #MTJGA #KTJG5yr ⋅ TommyInvalid ⋅ r/the_darnold
Sad Sack Shark making another stupid comment about our GREAT secretary of education SAD!5yr ⋅ MrTruxian ⋅ r/the_darnold
FTW We are ALMOST at 5K people BENDING THE KNEE.. RIP Tom Brady's Legacy6yr ⋅ TommyInvalid ⋅ r/the_darnold
DISHONEST LIBERAL MEDIA wants you to believe Great Gase was a bad hire. Actually, HIGH IQ GEQBUS vetted him and knew he was the right man for the job! We make the best hires, don’t we folks?5yr ⋅ run1609 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Kirk is getting slammed, even by the NFC! Thank you Redskins Nation for revealing that Kirk Cousins is a complete and total fraud! Signed a bogus contract, that says he might be 3-2-1, far less than the average QB. His false claim of franchise QB talent is selling only to VERY LOW IQ GMs5yr ⋅ Dont_Call_Me_John ⋅ r/the_darnold
Sam Darnold threw more touchdown passes in one game than Hack Hackenberg threw in THREE YEARS. Wasteful quarterbacks OUT OUT OUT!6yr ⋅ CheckMyBrain11 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Don't let the media tell you the Broncos are going to win, they're ALWAYS horsing around, GEQBUS can handle the BUCKING Broncos, unlike Derek Carr and Russell Wilson, SAD!6yr ⋅ kalslaffin ⋅ r/the_darnold
The_Darnold is 6k subscribers strong! Even though were really at 6 MILLION STRONG!6yr ⋅ TommyInvalid ⋅ r/the_darnold
The best jersey in the NFL. Believe me folks! Repping the GEQBUS today6yr ⋅ Ball_4_LIFO ⋅ r/the_darnold
I challenge you to name a team led by Jacuzzi Josh that wasn’t a shithole5yr ⋅ YaketyMax ⋅ r/the_darnold
Please welcome the new mastermind behind the GEQBUS, Big Plays Gase!5yr ⋅ Steven10028 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Fake News ESPN and NFL Network does NOT want you to see this.. Remember folks, ESPN can't meme!6yr ⋅ TommyInvalid ⋅ r/the_darnold
Happy National Boyfriends Day everyone! Even if you are a Homosexual which, in my opinion, is Very Cool and Very Good!4yr ⋅ noahnierenberg ⋅ r/the_darnold
Looks like JUNKY JOSH spent too much time in the JACUZZI instead of training camp. SAD!6yr ⋅ Zaxl ⋅ r/the_darnold
