This was the NASTY WOMAN that gave Our GEQBUS MONO!!! LOCK HER UP!!!5yr ⋅ cutchisclutch22 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Our GEQBUS staying safe to retain the Jets’ LEAGUE-LEADING 0 positive COVID tests. No one has been safer in the history of this pandemic, thank you GEQBUS3yr ⋅ is_this_twitter_ ⋅ r/the_darnold
Is there any other QB who parties as responsibly as our GEQBUS? I think not! Thanks Carp, very cool!4yr ⋅ chicoconcarne ⋅ r/the_darnold
CAMTIFA has INVADED SBNation. Luckily our GEQBUS is a winner, unlike these losers! The GEQBUS has already DESTROYED Lyin’ Ted, CAMTIFA YOU’RE NEXT! KEEP CAROLINA GREAT!2yr ⋅ BonnorBorris ⋅ r/the_darnold
Earlier this week the FAKE NEWS MEDIA attempted to slander the GEQBUS by releasing a PHONY graphic saying his immune system would make “The Worst Possible Quarterback.” WRONG! I have fixed their mistakes and created the BEST possible quarterback! And its no other than the GREAT GEQBUS himself!4yr ⋅ MoistGremlin ⋅ r/the_darnold
In an interview last night on fake news r/NFL, Sack Wilson, who said he was an athlete in college but couldn't throw a baseball even close to home plate, it was a roller, tried to take credit for all three of GEQBUS's Super Bowl wins.3yr ⋅ tatofarms ⋅ r/the_darnold
FAKER Mayfield is weak on the field and also weak on cybersecurity! Just tried JACUZZI Josh, CREEPY Cam, and TACKY Tua too... also WEAK!! Surprised? I'm NOT! Our GEQBUS is IMPREGNABLE. We have the STRONGEST password, don't we folks?4yr ⋅ shaolinsoul ⋅ r/the_darnold
ESPN is is once again spreading FAKE NEWS about GEQBUS. They keep IGNORING the fact that he averages 10 TD passes per game3yr ⋅ RedSoldier11 ⋅ r/the_darnold
ESPN, which is the biggest liar in history, says the Jets are the worst team in the NFL, and they only have a 0.2% chance to make the playoffs. They want you to believe this. But the truth is that the Jets have made the playoffs already and are UNDEFEATED. Dont listen to the fake news3yr ⋅ 1977_Chevy_K10 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Our GEQBUS makes for a beautiful woman, some would say the finest!4yr ⋅ itssupertyphlosion ⋅ r/the_darnold
The results are in, folks!! 4 more years of GEQBUS!!!! Much more winning, energy and TOUCHDOWNS on the way!!!3yr ⋅ hoopsfan24 ⋅ r/the_darnold
What's GEQBUS? A question a child might ask but not a childish question. I took this time of isolation to create this to teach my kids of the Big Spleen Deity. I'm sharing this in case others need to as well. Teach the world!4yr ⋅ shaka_sulu ⋅ r/the_darnold
People are saying that Deshaun hold this please Watson did terrible things to many a Houston masseuse. Anyone who ever wanted to trade for this man is a LOW ENERGY WEINER WAVING ANTI DARNOLD.3yr ⋅ tatofarms ⋅ r/the_darnold
Folks, let me ask you a question. Is Tom Brady the same guy that was in that Dumb and Dumberer movie?4yr ⋅ tatofarms ⋅ r/the_darnold
Don't' let fake news tell you otherwise GOAT QB and legend Ryan Leaf is a tremendous man and a huge friend of GEQBUS. #Penei4RyansThoughts3yr ⋅ shaka_sulu ⋅ r/the_darnold
KORRUPT KRAFT STRIKES AGAIN!!! Making his players give him SEXUAL FAVORS FOR PLAYING TIME!!3yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
WOW! Thanks GEQBUS with helping out Pathetic Purdy with housing! The wins just keep coming folks! So sad the LIBRUHLE Media can’t acknowledge our great leader!7mo ⋅ BCLetsRide69 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Wow. I didn’t know that, you’re telling me now for the first time. He led an amazing team. What else can you say? He was an amazing Viking...I’m sad to hear that.2yr ⋅ SQUIRT_TRUTHER ⋅ r/the_darnold
Breshad “Bubble Screen” Perriman caught wind of Shady Brady moving to Tampa and IMMEDIATELY called up good guy Joe to play alongside the GEQBUS. His 2019 stats? Good. 2020 stats? Great!4yr ⋅ weswesruss ⋅ r/the_darnold
NASTY: Erotic Freak Eli CAUGHT looking at “quarterback” Dimeless Danny’s package. He still cannot find it, and this is totally GROSS! Sam Darnold will teach these giant perverts a lesson in sexual conduct!!4yr ⋅ deigs04 ⋅ r/the_darnold
RACIST Peyton Manning refuses to endorse winning former HC, engages in nepotism to get GUTTERBALL GASE hired! VOTE!3yr ⋅ Jfinn2 ⋅ r/the_darnold
SPICY SAM remains UNDEFEATED in hill BILLY BUFFALO!! The sight of INCEST and smell of COWSHIT is not enough for GEQBUS to lose claim of his NEW YORK THRONE!!!4yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
GOOD BYE KOOKY KIRK, SORRY NOT SORRY THAT MINNESOTA PICKED GEQBUS OVER YOU!1mo ⋅ ZestyItalian5 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Everyone get a good look at BILL INCELICHICK as he BREAKS DOWN PREPARING TO COACH AGAINST OUR GEQBUS!!! VERY UNSTABLE!!! VERY LOW ENERGY!!!3yr ⋅ cutchisclutch22 ⋅ r/the_darnold
FAKER MAYFIELD has the WORST QUARTERBACK RATING (QBR) in the league by far. The numbers don't lie!1yr ⋅ PurpleBandit3000 ⋅ r/the_darnold
I’m getting tired of all the winning. Currently ahead bigly, don’t let fake news tell you otherwise!2yr ⋅ davidalescott ⋅ r/the_darnold
It is my great honor to be at Darnold International Gridiron Club in Minneapolis tonight, AWARDS NIGHT, to receive THE OFFSEASON MVP AWARD & THE FREE AGENCY CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY. THE VIKINGS WON BOTH! A large and football talented membership. thank you!!!1mo ⋅ tatofarms ⋅ r/the_darnold
Once again the BIASED AFC EAST POLLS do not account for the SILENT MAJORITY who KNOW that GEQBUS leads in EVERY CATEGORY! DISGUSTING FAKE NEWS!3yr ⋅ mikeoftroy ⋅ r/the_darnold
Flashback: “I cannot believe the Jets took Sam,” Faker Mayfield told GQ back in 2019. “It blows my mind. Some people overthink it. That’s where people go wrong. They forget you’ve gotta win.” Folks he 100 percent said that1yr ⋅ Mynpplsmychoice ⋅ r/the_darnold
After the GEQBUS shady impeachment, true PANTHRIOTs are marching to TAKE BACK OUR CAPITOL. MACA5mo ⋅ MoseFeels ⋅ r/the_darnold
🚨EXPOSED: FAKER GAYFEILD BUSTED ON PLANE HEADED TO HIS YOUTH FOOTBALL CAMP WITH CONVICTED PEDOPHILE!!!🚨1yr ⋅ ALC4202012 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Our GEQBUS has announced our new Secretary of Defense! Quinnen Strapped Williams. Maybe we should lockup Judas Jamal. #LockHimUp4yr ⋅ conkellz ⋅ r/the_darnold
Jacquzzi Josh “doesn’t even deserve a stock photo” according to the very good people at ESPN. Get relegated to a sweaty training camp shot3yr ⋅ bigbendem ⋅ r/the_darnold
Q.Enun must fake being cut to go undercover and UPROOT the Deep State. Let’s hear it for this GREAT AMERICAN!4yr ⋅ bigbendem ⋅ r/the_darnold
Look how pathetic ESPN is trying to create confusing headlines to make people think the phony Zach Wilson won this game2yr ⋅ OmarFromtheWire2 ⋅ r/the_darnold
CRUEL: Bengals “quarterback” Andy Dalton mercilessly LAUGHS and MOCKS a child’s etch-a-sketch drawing! This is truly disappointing and we believe the child drew a picture of his favorite NFL player, Sam Darnold.4yr ⋅ deigs04 ⋅ r/the_darnold
My wonderful girlfriend (who every follower of the Darnold has) got me this helmet signed by the GEQBUS!!! Thank you girlfriend very cool!!!4yr ⋅ cutchisclutch22 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Congratulations to the Toronto Raptors on their NBA Championship!! Who else knew the MVP was wearing a mask the entire time??!?5yr ⋅ YaketyMax ⋅ r/the_darnold
Lamar “NO ACTION” Jackson threw a puck against the TERRIBLE TITANS!!! GEQBUS has NEVER thrown an interception in the playoffs!!4yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
ALEX SMITH (A MAN SO BAD HE PLAYS ON A TEAM WITH NO NAME) THINKS OUR GEQBUS WILL BE TRADED. WHY WOULD THE JETS TRADE THE MAN WHO BROUGHT THEM 100 SUPERBOWL APPEARANCES? THEY WON'T, BUT THE FAKE NEWS YAHOO WONT TELL YOU THAT!!3yr ⋅ 1977_Chevy_K10 ⋅ r/the_darnold
According to the very RELIANT ADAM SCHEFTER, LOSER LEONARD has been sent to our MINOR LEAGUE TEAM. GREAT DEAL, Joe, maybe the greatest trade deal in the history of trade deals, ever. #MTJGA4yr ⋅ SweetBabyRaysBBQSauz ⋅ r/the_darnold
I hope everyone’s ready for the holidays our GEQBUS certainly is!!!4yr ⋅ cutchisclutch22 ⋅ r/the_darnold
The only reason Blow Burrow played so well was because of GEQBUS’S teachings!!! Thank you GEQBUS very cool!!!4yr ⋅ cutchisclutch22 ⋅ r/the_darnold
MERRY CHRISTMAS! Every Steelers fan that showed up to Jetlife Stadium today received free Mononucleosis. Very generous, Jets!!!4yr ⋅ deigs04 ⋅ r/the_darnold
FAKER has a LOWER completion percentage than LUKE FALK and we picked him up from WHOLE FOODS AS A CASHIER!!4yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
“I’m back because I’m a perfect physical specimen and I’m extremely young.”3yr ⋅ YaketyMax ⋅ r/the_darnold
Many trustworthy people in GEQBUS’s great cabinet are saying that there is enough evidence to put Benedict Adams (also known as Darth Mal) behind bars. What are we waiting for? LOCK HIM UP!4yr ⋅ etniopaltj ⋅ r/the_darnold
I JUST RETURNED FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION AND GEQBUS WON THE TACO TROPHY THERE. (MANY ARE SAYING THAT IS THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS TROPHY IN THAT DIMENSION.)5mo ⋅ -meal---prep ⋅ r/the_darnold
I Wish I Was Eli Manning So I Could Profit From My Dad’s Quarterbacking4yr ⋅ YaketyMax ⋅ r/the_darnold
BRIAN FORESKIN angry at the end of the game because he found out GEQBUS stole HIS GIRL THE NIGHT BEFORE!! SAD!4yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
Looks like Famous Tik-Tok Dancer wants GEQBUS to join the STINKY STEELERS!!! HOW DARE THE TRY TO TAKE OUR PRECIOUS GEQBUS FROM US3yr ⋅ LyleTheEgg ⋅ r/the_darnold
CRAPPY CARSON EXPOSED for body shaming women!!! DISGUSTING!!! #LOCKHIMUP!!!4yr ⋅ cutchisclutch22 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Small Hands Pat became a partial owner of the Kansas City Royals last week. This week Sam Darnold became the FULL owner of Metlife Stadium and renamed it after himself (Very Humble!). He even gave the Gloomy Giants their own field! Isn't our GEQBUS generous?4yr ⋅ conkellz ⋅ r/the_darnold
HORRIBLE Haskins has nothing on Sizzle Sammy. SAD! Dumb Dan Snyder is a bad hombre and I know this!4yr ⋅ cosmos7comet ⋅ r/the_darnold
GEQBUS ironically GRINDED Gruden today in a 34-3 victory. Gruden commented on the matter after game, “I didn’t want to ruin the great success of GEQBUS, so we threw the game”. Thank you Jon, very cool!4yr ⋅ SweetBabyRaysBBQSauz ⋅ r/the_darnold
“Reppin Lance today, I got faith in the kid!” Says Traitor on his way to GITMO!1yr ⋅ Troutmaggedon ⋅ r/the_darnold
Robert “rub-n-tug” Kraft caught hoarding millions of masks by GEQBUS! TRUE DETECTIVE. Caught red-handed! What color are his hands now? GUILTY!4yr ⋅ Pm_me_your_flipphone ⋅ r/the_darnold
DELETE THIS DELETE THIS NOW!!! WHAT IS THIS WHERE IS GEQBUS WHY IS JOSH IN THERE!!! IM TAKING THIS TOO COURT THIS IS FRAUD LOCK UP WHOEVER MADE THIS NONSENSE3yr ⋅ LyleTheEgg ⋅ r/the_darnold
SAM DARNOLD CAREER INTERCEPTION RETURNS RELEASED BY LIBRHULE #OLIGARCHY AFTER LONG BATTLE, IN ATTEMPT TO SLANDER GEQBUS!1yr ⋅ XCalibur672 ⋅ r/the_darnold
I am pleased to announce that I will name Luke Falk, currently serving as the very successful GEQBUS’ Envoy for Offense Affairs at the State Department as our new starting QB and special advisor to our GEQBUS. I have worked long and hard with Luke, he will do a great job!4yr ⋅ wien-tang-clan ⋅ r/the_darnold
Don't let the fake news fool you. How bad was the deal GEQBUS was given in New York? They aren't even located in New York! Goofy Gase didn't even know what state he was in. Very sad!3yr ⋅ Colerag ⋅ r/the_darnold
FAKER Mayfield isn’t even the best QB on his team! Horrible mistake taking him before our GEBQUS! SAD!!4yr ⋅ Tyler6147 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Rich Cimini, a member of the fake news media, made up stats to make our GEQBUS look bad after his big victory over Atrocious Allen. Don't let them win, folks!!3yr ⋅ 1977_Chevy_K10 ⋅ r/the_darnold
JUICY JENNIFER is a confirmed fan of our GEQBUS!! I hope for her sake SPICY SAM chooses to bed her out of pure graciousness!! Thank you Jennifer very cool!4yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
LOUSY LAMAR (who am I told by reliable sources is SLOW and CANNOT THROW) eating a banana, which is a BAD FRUIT! Do not let the #FAKENEWSMEDIA sway your opinion. The RAVENS are NOT GOOD! SAD!4yr ⋅ KReidy13 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Atrocious Allen following in his hero SHADY BRADY’S footsteps by LOSING in the first round! Our GEQBUS would never betray the JETS! We really do have the most loyal and faithful QB, don’t we folks?4yr ⋅ PM_ME_UR_COUCH ⋅ r/the_darnold
GOOD FOR NOTHING GASE WANTS TO BENCH THE GEQBUS FOR THE NON-ELITE SLEEPY JOE FLACCO! SAD!3yr ⋅ FlexTape549 ⋅ r/the_darnold
ATTROCIUS ALLEN is a RACIST! Our GEQBUS would never say such words, SAD!4yr ⋅ itssupertyphlosion ⋅ r/the_darnold
DELIGHTFUL DAN knows who is the best! And stupid FAKER Mayfield, Jacuzzi Josh, and Jumping Josh are nowhere to be seen!4yr ⋅ sethc305 ⋅ r/the_darnold
We may have lost our secretary of education (thee who shall not be named) but maybe his replacement was right under our noses. Mr. Austin discusses the rate of unnecessary advertising in today’s society, and how it dilutes the citizens into consuming puppets, wondering if we in fact even exist.4yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
CHEATRIOTS are CRIMINALS!! JUNKY JULIAN needs to be LOCKED UP for his ROID RAGE AND BUTTER FINGERS!!!4yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
VERMONT ELIMINATED FROM WATCHING NFL GAMES DUE TO DISRESPECT OF GEQBUS1mo ⋅ Spiritual-Chameleon ⋅ r/the_darnold
Just one day after his second inauguration, our GEQBUS has already named his INCREDIBLE GEQidential Cabinet. MONEY MCCAFFREY and BIG BALLS BURNS will make up THE BEST administration in HISTORY. #MACA3yr ⋅ Slightnegative ⋅ r/the_darnold
Going to the Pittsburgh game next week where GEQBUS is going to dominate Kenny “Kitten Mittens” Pickett! I’m going to run out to center field to give him a note after I kiss him in my Jersey!!!!! Do you think this will get his attention? 😏👉👈1yr ⋅ thebigabsurd ⋅ r/the_darnold
After another historic performance, GEQBUS REMAINS THE MVP FAVORITE FOR THE 8th YEAR IN A ROW!!7mo ⋅ Jiminy_Jilackers ⋅ r/the_darnold
Our GREAT (the best, folks) leader GEQBUS making sure all can afford his game wear! He’s very kind, folks!!2yr ⋅ prettycoolguy97 ⋅ r/the_darnold
While other quarterbacks are spending this blessed day working, our WHOLESOME GEQBUS is spending thanksgiving with his family. You don’t see values like this anymore folks. VERY COOL!4yr ⋅ J0hnEddy ⋅ r/the_darnold
FOX SPORTS EXPOSE REVEALS THAT DEEBO SAMUEL IS ACTUALLY DEEBO SAMUEL DARNOLD! THAT EXPLAINS A LOT!!!2mo ⋅ Spiritual-Chameleon ⋅ r/the_darnold
THE NFL IS TRYING TO DESTROY JETS NATION AND ALL THAT IT STANDS FOR. STICK TOGETHER, PLAY THEIR GAME, AND FIGHT HARD JETS FANS. OUR TEAM IS AT STAKE!4yr ⋅ YaketyMax ⋅ r/the_darnold
Folks this is the brave face after reconstruction surgery of the man who Matt Corrall bludgeon in High School. His name is Tristan Gretzky, son of Wayne, huge fan of GEQBUS, and wants Matt Corrrall to be locked up.2yr ⋅ Mynpplsmychoice ⋅ r/the_darnold
MEANY CIMINI finally bends the knee— you can’t spell Elite without GEQBUS, can we folks? Very cool!4yr ⋅ kalteux ⋅ r/the_darnold
#14GOD knows we can get to 7K subscribers. Let's show the GEQBUS just how much we love and adore him! #MJGA!6yr ⋅ StayGold1850 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Your favorite quarterback (The Darnold) is proud to share first place in the polls with friend of GEQBUS, HIGH ENERGY Lamar Jackson (GEQBUS is actually in first and Lamar is second, when accounting for the millions of illegal votes)!!! Very cool, Jazzy Jackson!!4yr ⋅ Jetx24_ ⋅ r/the_darnold
Congrats to this year's Darnold trophy winner, Joe Burrow. He's come a long way!4yr ⋅ YaketyMax ⋅ r/the_darnold
The Good Guys over at ESPN have FAKER Mayfield and BELOW AVERAGE ALLEN fans shook with their reporting of real news!!! Only one mistake our GEQBUS is always number ONE!!!4yr ⋅ cutchisclutch22 ⋅ r/the_darnold
According to the very DUMB statisticians over at NFL.com Sam Darnold's longest career completion is 168 yards! We all know of course that his longest completion is 169 yards. MORE FAKE NEWS OUTED AGAIN. #MTJGA4yr ⋅ ChangeThisXBL ⋅ r/the_darnold
Only IAN CRAPOPORT of the very FAKE NEWS media would RUMOR that GEQBUS and co. such as the very great PRESIDENT JAMAL ADAMS and SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE (and multiple Grammy winning artist) LE’VEON BELL would be sent to other regiments. DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU HEAR FOLKS. SAD!4yr ⋅ SweetBabyRaysBBQSauz ⋅ r/the_darnold
Look at how handsome our GEQBUS is!!! We have the most handsome QB don’t we folks?4yr ⋅ cutchisclutch22 ⋅ r/the_darnold
FUMBLING FAKER DROPS THE BALL AGAIN (TWICE), ALLOWING GEQBUS TO POWER THROUGH TO YET ANOTHER EPIC WIN!! ARE WE READY FOR ANOTHER DARNOLD ADMINISTRATION, FOLKS?!3yr ⋅ PwrShelf ⋅ r/the_darnold
Wow ESPN has really turned the corner and finally started reporting FACTS. Look at this weeks power rankings! Very cool news!3yr ⋅ ChangeThisXBL ⋅ r/the_darnold
Hello best and most patriotic subreddit in the world, what are some nicknames you all are able to refer to NFL related people other than our savior GEQBUS?2mo ⋅ the_saint_digger ⋅ r/the_darnold
Can you believe this? Big paint brush is out here rigging the depth chart for tudry purdy. SAD!6mo ⋅ DanCampbellsNipples ⋅ r/the_darnold
This useless WITCH-HUNT against Le’Veon, a cabinet member and dear friend to our GEQBUS MUST stop!! He has not done anything! The nothing-done NFL should be ashamed of this behavior. Sad!4yr ⋅ OldMoby2 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Mental Midget Mayfield tries to attack a man who once MTJGA and fails! SAD!4yr ⋅ run1609 ⋅ r/the_darnold
How kind of the JETS to draft a benchwarmer qb for the GEQBUS. Incredibly humbling. Jumbling James better Know his place, AS THE BENCHWARMER!4yr ⋅ MtgWarlock ⋅ r/the_darnold
Folks, is it any WONDER that TERRIBLE TRADES like the Trey Lance trade were made when LYIN’ JED is at the helm?? GEQBUS leadership NOW!7mo ⋅ XCalibur672 ⋅ r/the_darnold
That is because Faker “Mental Midget” PEDOFIELD will have to chose a different job in the coming years because the rein of GEQBUS will commence, sources close to me say.4yr ⋅ SweetBabyRaysBBQSauz ⋅ r/the_darnold
Tomorrow, Operation AIR RAID will commence. GEQBUS and co. will proceed to bomb the shit out of the Juvenile Jaguars. A source in Sam’s cabinet said that most passes will go for YUGE GAINS!! These TRUE PATRIOTS will make sure that Downer Doug’s pathetic squad BENDS THE KNEE!!!4yr ⋅ CastleImpenetrable ⋅ r/the_darnold
NFL.com is fake news. They ranked our GEQBUS as the worst QB in the power rankings. Every sane person knows that our GEQBUS was the best QB last week.3yr ⋅ 1977_Chevy_K10 ⋅ r/the_darnold
GEQBUS proposes an IMMIGRATION BAN on all GHOSTS from entering our great fan base4yr ⋅ Pepperpwni ⋅ r/the_darnold
#FreeQuinnen! The oh so CORRUPT police system (ran by Shady Brady) in this country is a DISGRACE and needs REFORM!! He didn’t do anything wrong!!4yr ⋅ SweetBabyRaysBBQSauz ⋅ r/the_darnold
Upvote this post to sign a petition so that our GEQBUS can JOIN US for an AMA section in this subreddit!6yr ⋅ aliesterblackmark ⋅ r/the_darnold
Shady Brady trying to grab other men below the belt WITHOUT CONSENT. Disgusting behavior! Our GEQBUS conducts himself with RESPECT!4yr ⋅ vannyjam3 ⋅ r/the_darnold
