Faker wanted his olinemen to taste the heat and not the meat, folks! GEQBUS was not having that and got them clean burning American natural gas pizza grills.1yr ⋅ WentworthMillersBO ⋅ r/the_darnold
Many people are saying it and you’re going to here more and more about it in the coming days, believe me. It’s time for Shadow Commissioner Jerry Jones of the Deep League to ditch the LEASTQBUS and install GEQBUS as leader of America’s Team!!1yr ⋅ SQUIRT_TRUTHER ⋅ r/the_darnold
FAKE NEWS. They won't post the TRUE stats. This is a SHAM and a FARCE. SAD!1yr ⋅ Reddit_623 ⋅ r/the_darnold
FAKER MAYFIELD admits he is a COMPLETE AND TOTAL THUG! OUR POWERFUL AND HUMBLE GEQBUS WOULD NEVER3mo ⋅ ilovenomar5_2 ⋅ r/the_darnold
When the Texans come to play football they aren’t sending their best. They’re bringing crime, they’re bringing Rapists (looking at you Watson) some I assume are good players.2yr ⋅ cutchisclutch22 ⋅ r/the_darnold
TDFEFE! Our glorious GEQBUS is RIGHTFULLY in a class by Himself. Don't believe the LAMESTREAM media's attempt sully His GREATNESS!1yr ⋅ Reddit_623 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Mission Accomplished!!! Big Energy!!! GEQBUS kept his promise on draining the swamp. First Jihad Jon and now Molesting Meyer. It's time to do away with the two-conference system and get rid of the loose moral AFC.2yr ⋅ shaka_sulu ⋅ r/the_darnold
Happy birthday to our Secretary of Defense JAMAL ADAMS! You are a great leader and friend to the GEQBUS, thank you JAMAL!4yr ⋅ Irishflyer ⋅ r/the_darnold
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR TEAM?!? We need to act to SAVE CAROLINA!1yr ⋅ SQUIRT_TRUTHER ⋅ r/the_darnold
Reddit is BANNING anyone who mentions the name of this KRAFTy crook who can't keep his hands to himself3yr ⋅ Rebelgecko ⋅ r/the_darnold
You work for GEQBUS now, guy! Congratulations - and get to shoveling!1mo ⋅ PancakeBreakfest ⋅ r/the_darnold
Has Adam Schein forgotten what a BOLD prediction is? Sam Darnold winning the Super Bowl is the SAFEST prediction ever! SAD!11mo ⋅ twoopaq ⋅ r/the_darnold
NYT reports Reddit has banned a parody subreddit of r/The_Darnold. GOOD! HIGH ENERGY! If you're going to parody our GEQBUS don't do it with hate speech. The Darnold is the biggest lover on the planet. You know it, I know it! Save the hate for No-wins Newton.4yr ⋅ shaka_sulu ⋅ r/the_darnold
The fake news reporter who broke the Watt story was PAID OFF FOLKS! THIS NEWS COMES STRIGHT FROM THE MAN HIMSELF3yr ⋅ syakitty ⋅ r/the_darnold
The GEQBUS has allowed Christian “Mad Dog” McCaffrey to keep his position as Secretary of Transport in the Darnold Administration. The GEQBUS keeps winning! MACA!3yr ⋅ BonnorBorris ⋅ r/the_darnold
Folks, I have it on good authority that Mr. Carson Washed will NOT be welcome here in Carolina.1yr ⋅ SQUIRT_TRUTHER ⋅ r/the_darnold
PACKERS and BEARS HAVE NO ROOF, LIONS roof ISNT CLEAR. So SAD! DARNOLD WILL TAKE OURS HIGHER!!!!1mo ⋅ dogman1890 ⋅ r/the_darnold
RENOVATIONS COMPLETE. SAY HELLO TO THE NEW GEQBUS CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS!1mo ⋅ GrandPoobahOPenis ⋅ r/the_darnold
Very frankly, I think the new Chargers schedule release video is one of the greatest ever. Perhaps GEQBUS should go there next season 😉1yr ⋅ newadcd0405 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Even GERIATRIC JERRY wants our GEQBUS! Unfortunately he doesn’t have the 100 1st round picks necessary to trade for him. TOO BAD!3yr ⋅ DeathByPiss ⋅ r/the_darnold
YUCKY YAHOO Spreading Fake News About our GEQBUS! 37,000+ and Counting Drop-In Ballots CONVENIENTLY Appear OVERNIGHT!2yr ⋅ Shaggy_Gaming ⋅ r/the_darnold
Before Sam became the greatest Quarterback of all time he was also the greatest soccer player of all time3yr ⋅ LyleTheEgg ⋅ r/the_darnold
The Mayfield Administration has already loosened stadium border security. Open borders folks!1yr ⋅ Spiritual-Chameleon ⋅ r/the_darnold
Folks, we really do have such a CARING and GENEROUS GEQBUS! Always making sure every one has some fun this season! So thoughtful!4yr ⋅ chicoconcarne ⋅ r/the_darnold
If you look at this and tell me Sam Darnold is not the goat please get your eyes fixed3yr ⋅ LyleTheEgg ⋅ r/the_darnold
SLANDEROUS Skip BRAINLESS continues to produce the worst takes, maybe ever, in the fake news sports media2yr ⋅ ObieRyce ⋅ r/the_darnold
STOP THE STEAL STOP THE HEAL, FOLKS. I NEED ALL MY GOOD SAMARITANS TO STAND BACK AND STAND BY. BARACK PURDY IS RIGGING THE PROTOCOL AGAIN. SAD.6mo ⋅ drytendies ⋅ r/the_darnold
I AM ASKING VICE PRESIDENT OC BOB MACADO TO OVERTURN THE RESULTS OF THIS QB COMPETITION THAT WAS COMPLETELY STOLEN BY MINI MAYFIELD. STAND BACK AND STANDBY YOU ARE ALL VERY FINE PEOPLE1yr ⋅ mothman26 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Mark Davis's bad choices and terrible tweets are AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE LEAGUE!!!3yr ⋅ tatofarms ⋅ r/the_darnold
Breaking News: Josh Allen has the legs of a chubby lesbian according to anonymous sources2yr ⋅ Mynpplsmychoice ⋅ r/the_darnold
Our boys in blue got a lot of hate this off-season (SAD!) and now the GEQBUS is WINNING like no one else has WON before. I back the blue, do you????2yr ⋅ conkellz ⋅ r/the_darnold
Schefter: The NFL now recognizes the GEQBUS Grand Slam as an official stat. It’s only happened five times before. Guess who has all five?3mo ⋅ Troutmaggedon ⋅ r/the_darnold
When our GEQBUS left the loose moral foreign owned AFC party to join the more patriotic NFC, he vowed to drain the swamp of the corrupt AFC leftists. One down and he already has his eye on another one!2yr ⋅ shaka_sulu ⋅ r/the_darnold
BASED and REDPILLED ESPN has the GEQBUS projected to outscore EVERY OTHER PLAYER IN THE NFL this weekend. THANKS ESPN! VERY COOL!6mo ⋅ The_Everclearest ⋅ r/the_darnold
Congrats to GEQBUS for being elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame for the 12th time! More than any player or coach in history!2yr ⋅ Spiritual-Chameleon ⋅ r/the_darnold
FIELDS YIELDS NFC NORTH. The First Domino to fall Only GOOFY GOFF and Jordan Unloved to go.1mo ⋅ CDXXRoman ⋅ r/the_darnold
LIBRUHLISM HAS SPREAD TO THE WWE! SAD! I thought Vince McFraud was a friend of GEQBUS!1yr ⋅ ZestyItalian5 ⋅ r/the_darnold
CONGRATS TO GEQBUS ON ANOTHER EASY WIN AND PERFECT SEASON!! SCAM NEWTON AND BITCHY BELICHICK HAD NO CHANCE! 4 MORE YEARS!!!3yr ⋅ Sadclocktowernoises ⋅ r/the_darnold
Doofus David Newton can’t even spell the GEQBUS’ name right. Just another MSM hater and loser. Probably on payroll for Lyin’ Ted!3yr ⋅ yL4O ⋅ r/the_darnold
Our FORMER Secretary of education has BETRAYED our GEQBUS!!! I think it’s time TO IMPEACH Low Energy ROBBY and #SENDHIMBACK to THAT SHITHOLE NEW YORK!!!2yr ⋅ cutchisclutch22 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Congrats to GEQBUS for his NBA Finals MVP (shown holding an orphan he rescued from a fire)11mo ⋅ Spiritual-Chameleon ⋅ r/the_darnold
I asked for a vision of the future and saw GEQBUS in his rightful place, winning the Superbowl with the 49ers.1yr ⋅ Connorpmullins ⋅ r/the_darnold
Panthers add HANDSOME HORN to the department of defense! Jaycee will intercept Shady Brady and the rest of the no-good NFC!3yr ⋅ minnesotanationalist ⋅ r/the_darnold
A GREAT MOMENT IN HISTORY. MINNESOTA IS NOW THE LARGEST MOST PROSPEROUS STATE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF OUR GREAT COUNTRY. KRUMBY KIRK IS GONE AND YOUR DEAR LEADER HAS ARRIVED WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE EVER. 1mo ⋅ superdavy ⋅ r/the_darnold
Congrats to the GEQBUS for winning YET ANOTHER Super Bowl! We can't stop WINNING!!4yr ⋅ TwunnySeven ⋅ r/the_darnold
The PITIFUL PANTHERS and the power of the FAR REICH COULD NOT overcome Mighty Dan Campbell! GEQBUS would have EASILY prevented all this, and VERY BIGLY! And look what it did to them! EXTREMELY SAD!7mo ⋅ Goatgamer1016 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Yet another SHAMEFUL example of how the deep league is TRICKING FOOTBALL FANS ACROSS THE NATUON into thinking that SCAMMIN AARON is better than the ONLY QB IN THE NFL2yr ⋅ Aggravating_Sink_717 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Reverse Racist Robert thinks all white guys look alike. I still have friends in New York, smart people, and they tell me the GEQBUS was blessed to get out of that city.2yr ⋅ shaka_sulu ⋅ r/the_darnold
ELI MANNING BENDS THE KNEE! DECLARES: GEQBUS UNDISPUTED KING OF NEW YORK, I AM NO LONGER FIT TO SERVE IN HIS REALM4yr ⋅ PM_a10dollar_PSNcode ⋅ r/the_darnold
You’ve heard it here first folks. The Sneaky Saints and Cryin’ Colts wouldn’t accept GEQBUS’ love and generosity if it slapped them in the face. SAD!1yr ⋅ pissbottlerocket ⋅ r/the_darnold
Another AMAZING SHUT-OUT WIN by the NEW YORK JETS. Even though GEQBUS was taking a break to teach starving African children how to play football, his cabinet still knows how to win! (0-6 stands for 0 LOSSES and 6 WINS!)3yr ⋅ newadcd0405 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Isn’t it suspicious that all their points came at the end??? STOP THE STEAL2yr ⋅ bigbendem ⋅ r/the_darnold
SHADY BRADY caught CHEATING on his wife with ESTROGEN EDELMAN! #CHEATRIOTS4yr ⋅ hotsalsatime ⋅ r/the_darnold
Be safe out there this weekend, folks! When Minnesota is sending it's people, they're not sending their best! They're bringing drugs! They're bringing crime! They're rapists! And some, I assume, are good people.2yr ⋅ savebox ⋅ r/the_darnold
Luke Falk was planning to throw 10 TDs and 0 INTs on Sunday, but Stable Genius Gase told him to mix it up to keep the troops motivated for the return of the GEQBUS. Good Guy Falk selflessly took care of business. A true American hero, isn't he folks?4yr ⋅ The_MadStork ⋅ r/the_darnold
Faker Mayfield looked disgusting–nipples protruding–in his white shirt before the Media. Very very disrespectful!2yr ⋅ zennewjersey ⋅ r/the_darnold
Big Tech and Lamestream collude to defame GEQBUS by spreading hate filled low tier meme. Dont fall for it folks. We have to back GEQBUS and have to back the Blue.2yr ⋅ optimus187 ⋅ r/the_darnold
OUR GLORIOUS LEADER WHEN HE HEARS YOU DIDN'T LOGIN TO HIS SUB DUE TO A LEFT-WING CANCEL CULTURE BOYCOTT OR BUY YOUR DARNOLD BUCKS!!!11mo ⋅ LakeShowBoltUp ⋅ r/the_darnold
GEQBUS PREPARES FOR ANOTHER UNPRECEDENTED ACADEMIC YEAR, I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW A 400.0 GPA WAS POSSIBLE!!!3yr ⋅ Fefe4444 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Congratulations to Sam Darnold on being elected to the MLB All-Star Game! It wouldn’t be America’s Pastime without GEQBUS!10mo ⋅ ZestyItalian5 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Golden Corral and “Pajamas” Walker are deep state agents. LIBRHULES didn’t want GEQBUS to start. They THREW this game! MACA1yr ⋅ anon74903 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Jacuzzi Josh gets SYMPATHY job with 49ers. But the FAKE NEWS media will never report his association with bad hombre JEFFREY EPSTEIN. Some people say he is a pedophile. Many such stories!3yr ⋅ davegoldblatt ⋅ r/the_darnold
TINY P BEGS GEQBUS: PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY JOB!. TOO LATE, IT'S GEQBUS TIME! GO BACK AND SIT IN YOUR HIGH CHAIR!6mo ⋅ DickNDiaz ⋅ r/the_darnold
Joe ELITE Flacco signing with the Jets to be the GEQBUS second in command! Very noble move from FLATTERING Flacco!4yr ⋅ sethc305 ⋅ r/the_darnold
IN CASE YOU NEEDED MORE PROOF THAT FAKER MAY(BE A GLOBLASIT)FIELD IS A BAD HOMBRE. OHIO DOESNT SEND THEIR BEST FOLKS!!1yr ⋅ SCClemson ⋅ r/the_darnold
Fake News from the LibeRhule Media (they added an extra 9 to each of these stats!!!)2yr ⋅ Spiritual-Chameleon ⋅ r/the_darnold
Panthers wanted The Darnold so bad D-Arnold showed just in case there was a typo. GEQBUS accepts the gentile giant into his fold.3yr ⋅ shaka_sulu ⋅ r/the_darnold
CRAPPY CARSON showing his TRUE COLORS!!! GEQBUS IS A HERO FOR ALL AND SHOULD ELIMINATE LOW ENERGY BIGOTS LIKE WENTZ!!!3yr ⋅ cutchisclutch22 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Meddlin’ Matt has No Place in CAROLINA! GEQBUS demands loyalty, and the swamp will be drained of those that don’t believe. GET HIM OUTTA HERE! MACA!1yr ⋅ CorgisAreImportant ⋅ r/the_darnold
SAM WITH HIS BEST WEEK YET IN FANTASY FOOTBALL!!!! CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT NUMBERS HE PUTS UP THIS WEEK!!!!6mo ⋅ Cara-Is-A-Puppy ⋅ r/the_darnold
Dumpy Douglas is trying to stage a COUP against our GEQBUS! WE NEED THE SUPREME COURT TO INTERVENE!! RIGGED WITCH HUNT3yr ⋅ DeathByPiss ⋅ r/the_darnold
Sam Darnold turns 23 today!! Let's wish a happy birthday to our favorite GEQBUS!!4yr ⋅ jacare37 ⋅ r/the_darnold
They say the recovery time for Mono can last for multiple months. Our GEQBUS is back after only a few weeks! He has the greatest immune system ever, perhaps of all time doesn’t he folks?4yr ⋅ magcargoman ⋅ r/the_darnold
SMART AND WONDERFUL NFL DECIDED TO RENAME THE SUPER BOWL IN HONOR OF THEIR GREATEST PLAYER.3yr ⋅ bulldoggamer ⋅ r/the_darnold
Happy New Year! Get ready for another HUGE year from GEQBUS. He will win MVP and the Super Bowl bigly for the fifth year in a row and once again it will be the biggest win in the history of the NFL.1yr ⋅ am_2222 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Sauce-finger Sauce they call him! Sauce-timonious eats it with his fingers, folks!1yr ⋅ newadcd0405 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Sam Darnold gets Netflix Series About His Success in NFL & Beyond!10mo ⋅ Cara-Is-A-Puppy ⋅ r/the_darnold
Highly Successful Company Warner Brothers has decided to model Fred from Scooby Doo after our Very HANDSOME and SUCCESSFUL GEQBUS!!! Thank you Warner Brothers Very Cool!!!4yr ⋅ cutchisclutch22 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Our GEQBUS is taking the time out of his busy schedule during this pandemic to spend time with the special needs!! Thank you “Spicy” Sam!! Very gracious, very cool!!4yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
For two years now, eight self proclaimed LOW ENERGY 'Quaterbacks' and the FAKE NEWS MEDIA have been trying to deminish our GEQBUSes GREATNESS - acts of PURE JELOUSY and DESPERATION! LONG LIFE THE KING OF NEW YORK, THE EMPEROR OF THE NFL!4yr ⋅ VonWolfsthal ⋅ r/the_darnold
INCEL JONES COULDNT EVEN BEAT TOM SHADY AND THE 0-5 FAKERIOTS!! SAD!4yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/the_darnold
Don’t believe the deep state conspiracy being shown by the fake (and failing) news ESPN!! They can’t handle the fact that the Cheatriots (known crooks) can’t stop the GEQBUS! Jets are putting up record numbers, maybe the highest we’ve ever seen!4yr ⋅ MoistWillingness ⋅ r/the_darnold
How much you wanna bet Sam can throw a football over them mountains?6mo ⋅ Cara-Is-A-Puppy ⋅ r/the_darnold
Sad turnout for Timid Tom, almost no one was there. We have the biggest rallies. 28 billion strong8mo ⋅ Dark_theFifth ⋅ r/the_darnold
I STAND 💚🤍💪 WITH GEQBUS AGAINST CAMTIFA 👎 🤬 FOREVER MY QB! TRUE AMERICAN!!!2yr ⋅ stargaz1n ⋅ r/the_darnold
FAKER Mayfield won’t run it in when he has an open lane to the endzone! The coward is too afraid of getting hit! Sad!4yr ⋅ jbtsim19 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Bozo Bill just signed Clumsy Cam to a 1 year deal. As if he will be able to top the GEQBUS. SAD!4yr ⋅ conkellz ⋅ r/the_darnold
SHOUT OUT TO THE GEQBUS ON HIS 55TH STRAIGHT SUPER BOWL VICTORY! DONT LET FAKE NEWS MEDIA TELL YOU OTHERWISE!3yr ⋅ StrawMight ⋅ r/the_darnold
New photo released showing the TRUE number of CHEATRIOTS players on the field. Don't expect the lying LAMESTREAM sports media to publish this UNDOCTORED image. They are failing YOU and failing AMERICA. SAD!!!4yr ⋅ maxx_c98 ⋅ r/the_darnold
GEQBUS’ mentee, JOYFUL JOSH played his absolute heart out tonight in Philly. GEQBUS is quite upset that the young man he mentored isn’t going to be playing in the Super Bowl against the Jets, who earned themselves a 3 week bye after a 16-0 season. Keep your head up Josh, GEQBUS is proud! #soclose4yr ⋅ iiJet ⋅ r/the_darnold
