crimes famously just conjure into existence

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Disgusting totalitarian corporate policy only lets people in if they're open

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Nuts contain nuts.

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Why didn’t I think of that

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Does this count?

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That’s How Guns Work. BIG SCOOP.

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Kinda the goal, right?

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

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Lewis Hamilton Discovers Google Maps.

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Thats how adjectives work

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Yeah that’s how taxes work

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Brothers

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Water: wet

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Android is very secure

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My boss, who speaks English as his third language

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Yeah, that’s how folk songs work...

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Mmm yes, the time here is made out of time

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That's what nostalgia is

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What a question

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Yes, that's the point.

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This advertisement for GOT is literally how things work

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Fans of a thing think it’s the best

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Gee, I don't know why.

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That's How Adjectives Work

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15>12

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Yes, Eggman. That’s what a race is.

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An old nursery rhyme

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Well, that's how food works, inspirobot.

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Unconditional love

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Found on Instagram

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That's why it's called a virus.

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Tell me more!

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So you're from where you're from?

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That is usually how plants work...

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Not playing in closed theaters

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Rabbits, shockingly, do indeed turn into rabbits

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If you act like a terrorist, the media will call you a terrorist!

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So true...you think about something before indeed doing that thing

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That’s how doors work

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If it's in stock, we have it!

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Russian media finds out how war works

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Literally nobody could have foreseen this

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I am enlightened by such powerful knowledge

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2 Kings 7:4

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I mean... Yeah?

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Can we please PLEASE ban these posts? I see 3 every day.

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Below he posts the dictonary definition of privilege

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Yes that’s how it usually works

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just because i know that this is exactly how it works doesn't mean i do it tho

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Yes, satire isn’t true.

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How language works

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Next level stupid

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Muti million dollar cars are not famous for thier low maintenance

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Only in America

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I’m really glad they told me

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In an article from “The Sun” about their wedding

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Because... you’re on acid.

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This wasn’t the ‘got ya’ moment he thought it was

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Poetry

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Smart move

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It is indeed

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Are they also open until closing time?

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That’s how global warming works

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That’s crazy!

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Ummm, yep, yep, that's how the alphabet tends to work...

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Text

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Whoops

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Hmm, I wonder why not?

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Ok, but a baby what?

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Seen at my local sushi place

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Thanks very cool that clears things up (Bremerton WA)

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You would assume so

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please dont be a repost

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“The best strawberry you ever tasted was a strawberry.”-chobani strawberry Greek yogurt

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No, it's actually very weird and unusual to enjoy being accepted for who you are, sorry.

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Found in an article about covid19

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Gay people might be gay

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I'd hope so?

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On a video critical of recent Pokemon releases

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That's, uh, that's kind of a required part of betrayals, yeah.

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How to get rich: -get money, -don't loose money

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YoU dOn’T sAy

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Wow, who would have guessed that 20 = 20

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Yes, that is what absentee voting means

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All Robots follow orders tho

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Real helpful, OneNote

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Revolutionizing Breakfast

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Thanks for the advice.

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Closing time

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yeah no shit lmao

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Grapefruit contains grapefruit

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I mean, you could probably say that about eating anything

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I promise, it's not tear gas!

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No way

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That’s how change works...

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He blames pot

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Yes, there's no other way to see

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I would assume a person would die

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Guys this fortune is so deep

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paying for movies 😡

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Jelly Roll spitting facts about fall

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It’s just crazy enough to work

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Deleted scene

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Revolutionary new product called a drain stopper

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Thanks, Odeon

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19 min and 59 sec plus 1 sec = 20 min

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Being the best until you're not

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The most intellectual person on Twitter

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Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how wars work

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The math checks out.

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This has been up at an Indian store I go to for a few years

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Something to ponder

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That's how a balance diet works

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That’s how time zones work, me from 9 years ago

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being homophobic makes you a homophobe

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I suggest going into the comments, see great ones there

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Isn’t that the entire point of an e-cig?

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Well they're not wrong...

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You don't say. (x-post r/facepalm)

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As opposed to imaginary sources

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Really hard-hitting headline from Insider

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Four years ago, I heard he was 12. Can’t believe he is 16 now.

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[SATIRE] Took me too long to figure this out :/

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Yes. In fact, it's a certainty

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