An affair with an entire police department? Seems plausible

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8 year old son begs mum to cane him so he will become a good person

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One rich Android boi schools Apple fans with FACTS and LOGIC!

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Girl says her roommate's father is a big-time wanted d.r.u.g. dealer, and actually spoke with him.

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woah dude you're like SO edgy and cool

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Lmao I tried to come up with a clever title and failed, no way that happened

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Dilbert creator meets the Mechanical Elves

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Atheists always evangelize in the produce section. I can't escape them.

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Vaccine discussion vs Psychology professor

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Dude got promoted for telling his boss to FUCK OFF

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White kid makes black bus driver cry by saying good morning

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This reads like a horror story

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Oops a misplaced kidney. It must be the millions of people that are allowed in the OR during surgery that took it.

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Ah yes, a prodigy who will fail as an adult

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Let that sink in 😳

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Saw this and thought of y'all (username removed edition). I know it's a joke which is why I wanted to post it. Love posts on Facebook actively making fun of these types of people.

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It’s true, I was the box of tampons

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Caitlin Moran with some gold.

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Sounds like an average day to me

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it's true, I was EVERYONE

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Standing up for the rights of all women (in her head)

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They should have just hired the same 5 year old

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1st grade really?

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Don't skip this person in line...

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How dare you don't list 'Mom' as an occupation

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7 year old child enlightens a mother on the true meaning behind taking a selfie

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Nope, I think he lies..

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Think of the children!

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Whoops, accidental meth

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what are you doing step-dad

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Difference between yes and no

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I'd've just assumed I got a raise I wasn't informed about.

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Impromptu checkout theater always draws a crowd!

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Piss off!

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How about you start creative writing instead of lying on social media????

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What do you mean “us” your little sister did all he work

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Kids say the wildest things.

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bartenders routinely get tipped with game consoles, right??

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Homophobic aunt gets absolutely schooled by her 5 year old kid

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Well above average

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Tumblr man nearly DIES, ruins PARTY and ends up getting ARRESTED (while NAKED!!!)

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Uh huh. Yup that's the normal and totally not made up reaction in that scenario.

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The whole gaming industry applauded

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And then the cashier clapped and wanted to date you

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And the dead woman in the cargo clapped

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I have my doubts

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It was really happened guys, I was the popcorn!

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I'm sure an 11 year old thinks like that

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I hate Pinterest comments

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Ah yes, it definitely happened

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Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most.

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Very professional and believable

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Yes i too dont question waking up in the garden with a bible

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Then their entire friendship group clapped, and begged for a chance to go home with him too

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This one got a chuckle out of me

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Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most

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Five. Year. Old.

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Bored teachers regrading students 7 years later

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Then the entire high school clapped....

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Faced down by a gangbanger, no problem for katana man.

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200$/hr @17 years old

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Freestyle rapping during an interview... hmm! (Reposted this after cropping out sub name)

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Because sleep doesn’t exist... especially when you’re sick

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YouTube now contacts authorities based on search results

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Public school isnt that crazy

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Yoga moms be like

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And my Son was like “holy cow Dad you’re super cool”

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Sure Nick, Sure

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From janitor to project manager to business partner. Easy!

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His son is 2.

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Alpha male STUMPS cheating ex and her lover

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I know these are everywhere on this sub but still

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Undercover cops save hero and children from deadly mask mandate

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Funny how Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard in 1975... but apparently stuck by for the parties.

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Super sharp

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At your grown ass age

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pat on the back for mummy

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7 year old has amazing handwriting.

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Sure lol, who wouldn't think that

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And then he quit his job and had his PhD revoked.

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Reddit users- did you know your comment history is public?

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I am the Oskar Schindler of mice

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Math teacher conspiracy theories

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No Elizabeth, your child did not conceptualize and write that

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🤔

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the tour bus part was a little too much (reposted for proper redaction)

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It's true. I'm the AI bot

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Gonna get jumped for watching a movie

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5yo puts new os on family computer, and oh yeah, has be reading since he was 3 w/out parent knowing.

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Edgy 30-something Applebees server denies food to customer for fun while manager watches and laughs

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5th-grade villain remembers a letter he wrote 7 years ago

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Professors are the best wing men

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Yes, because your dad would spend several thousand dollars more than he originally planned.

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After the murder, Everyone started clapping and Dancing.

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It's true I was the paycheck

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And everyone in the comments is like omg🥺🥺

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I hope this isn't a repost.

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GPS apologised and changed voice

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For reference the child she’s referring to is 5

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the child in question is ~3 years old

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The emojis say it all

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lady imagines a starbucks scenario, sorry if this already made it to the sub!!

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OG post on FB group I know for a fucking fact thats not science

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AAAAAAnd I was blocked almost right after I replied to this person.

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Found on Facebook

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*starts running*

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What the actual fuck?

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Worst part is how many likes it got

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Does this belong here?

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A grown woman is behind this IG story.

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I'm sure they'd just be really confused

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At least someone called him out?

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Men always run away screaming when I go to the gym

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OP, who is definitely an author, has his own book assigned in class, then proceeds to totally humiliate the teacher, as recounted in this true story which definitely happened

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Just found this on reddit. Sure his girlfriend sent nudes to his stolen phone then he tracked them to their house.

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Oppa prison style!

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Hi! You’re pretty, here’s some money!

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14YO MODERATE PARTY ANTI-CAPITALIST

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My spouse is more mentally unstable competition

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Anyone else fall asleep on uncomfortable looking trees in the middle of a sunny day?

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No way in hell. Also, what the fuck

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....and then Satan, along with everyone in the pews, started a slow clap

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YouTube commenter on a BTS song had a tragic background

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Pedestrians were also seen clapping outside

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Woman risks employment for chance at a snide comment. 🙄

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Because this is how strangers talk to each other

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Thanks 10 year old Emily this definitely happened

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Social Media manager at Pennsylvania restaurant chain is a fan of this sub

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Coworker sent this to the group chat with all the “managers” and the owner in it to explain why she will be late. Notice the photo link in the top left hand corner and if you google “flooded bathroom floor” you’ll find the same pic.

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Is this supposed to be cute or something?

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Fun fact: this person is full of sh*t not Nutella

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I was the EBT card!

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Her mum was like Ok I wait for you outside

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Sure. Everyone asks for vaccine cards. And you definitely asked for boobs.

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I'm surprised she didn't claim someone in the restaurant overheard her and started clapping.

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is the racial inclusion class in the room with us right now?

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Yes I’m sure you were very intimidating

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Covid-19 is fake y'all! Don't have to worry anymore

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Everyone clapped

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