I agree on the last statement. No one will ever believe that

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Casual Jeff moment

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*child dies from a completely unrelated thing from vaccinations* *blame vaccinations*

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And then everyone clapped

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Old friend solves high school popularity

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The disappointment must have killed him.

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And then the bin clapped and the Supreme Doctor resigned

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Dump bitch, apparently!

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A kindergartner can definitely say that

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what

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The doctors walked by and pissed themselves laughing..

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Riiiiiiiight.....

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All posted by the same person

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“Oh God, I’m Coming!”

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She is such a hero!

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Heroic anti-masker delivers inspirational speech at Dollar General

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And then the nurse quit their job

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That girl? Neil Armstrong.

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The perks of hot privilege

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Target will miss them

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sure they totally believed you

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And then the entire restaurant clapped

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Okay Karen..

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Guys it happened, everyone clapped

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Everyone’s worst nightmare

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I’m sure that happened buddy

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What, your nurse doesn’t comment on the size of your baby’s genitals?

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I’m sure that looks great on the insurance paperwork

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Yeah this school definitely allows fursuits but bans “country” clothing

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100% Chad nearly murders wife (He is very proud)

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Uncle's 4000 Year Old Native American Weed Pipe

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It’s true, I was the weed

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Yeahh yess yepp

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Hmm.. Did all this really happen to him? I'm gonna go with no.

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And then everyone clapped

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almost everyone

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And she was never bullied again

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I heard a few other older people clap

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that's not how it works girl

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may god smite them

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Only fans girl gets free books from a sub “told him to take his card out and he did”

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Sure they did

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does homeboy not have parents or a bladder?

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She was in the meat

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holy shit she's hot

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Bull.sheeeyyyt.

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Bouncer regularly brings back blacked out drunk strangers to their house, strips them down to wash their clothes, and then lets them have free reign in their house

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Hired by fake homeless guy

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And they then proceeded to reenact the whole film

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Awfully convenient time to announce that you have cancer, seeing a doctor in a country that coincidentally does not have extradition agreements with Romania

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She knows her stuff.......

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3-year-old is wiser than us all

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This definitely happened

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Of course this totally happened!

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Silly Mom outsmarted by genius 4 year old

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I also spoke fluently at 6 months

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This was definitely not made up this is definitely 100% true

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I, too, will give up my life of crime for a hug

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Ah yes, seeing shoppers smile even though you were “the only one without a mask”

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High Five? More like Low Five, amirite?

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Is that what you call customer service??

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Tumblr users really think their made up lives are so interesting that ppl need updates

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Ah yes, our generation is truly doomed

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Strange how the teacher and student have almost exact same handwriting.

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That definitely happened...

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NeRdY GiRlS uNiTe

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No way. Even for a teenager. Especially for a teenager?

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Generosity... not!

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“Pay me $200 and I’ll teach you, too, how to make men’s jaws drop.

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This “anonymous confession”

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This was a believable story until they took it off the rails with the last two sentences.

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Forbidden Repost

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Yes the cops call you

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Gotta love YouTube comment section

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Racist = sexist now i suppose?

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The entire family saw! And OP took it!

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Don't ever question my patriotism

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You know, because little girls always go around calling strangers queen in Wal-mart.

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A totally real microbiologist offers bad advice on the train on how to fight the Coronavirus.

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New Mcdonalds burger The Mclie

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Shhh.. Hi mommy!

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Whoa you don’t say

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Can’t steal cow gains bro

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I too am willing to pay thousands in medical bills just to spend time with Dr. Hottie

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This shit is so weird it can go on like, 3 different subreddits. The fact that he used the serious tag as well is the cherry on top

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He know damn well nothing was booked

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Someone in the comments called this “pretendian” — genius

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Yeah sure buddy

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yes, what are they talkin about. let me know if this is a repost

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And then my newborn did my taxes 😜😍

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How to Parent

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Such a lovely progressive throuple

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“I beat usian bolt’s world record in high school and never told anyone”

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Because adult men buying children's toys is out of the ordinary

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Teenage incel imagines what it's like to be around girls

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and then the waitress blew him in front of everybody

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Grandma must be blind

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Then God and Satan united to torture your aunt for eternity🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

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It’s true. He pays me $20k a week. I was the desk. Jesus clapped. Etc.

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Yikes my guy 😂 ain’t no way that happened

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Hundreds of local nurses

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This doesn't seem absurd at all.

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Idk about yall but I believe her

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Right. Sure. NASA. 🙄

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Reposting after fixing things.

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And then he woke up from his dream, just as it was getting good

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Then they all clapped under the sea

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Of course that happened

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Teacher fired for not meowing at 11 year old

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You expect me to believe that? In THIS economy?

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The tube is known for all the people smiling at eachother

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Family drama all like

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Nothing like a kiss from a dying stranger at the grocery store.

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Do you have a friend like this?

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On a post about having to say hi to people who knew you as a baby.

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And then the coronavirus clapped

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guys his face was priceless lol

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Ultimate Survival Mode

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Because everyone loves having someone mutter through a movie they are trying to watch

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An Anti-Masker has a heroic day. Everyone clapped, and the police looked like idiots!

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Guys I am sorry to say valentine's day was made up. R.I.P in peace

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Yes... A 6 yr old wrote this. Quora cracks me up sometimes 🤡🤡

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It's not even a good attempt at trying to emulate how kids draw

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Apparently they also waited 40 minutes just to ask him that question 🤡💀💀

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She had to lie about it!

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The young man later won a lifetime supply of salt from jesus himself

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Neighbor calls cops because commenter was blasting music too loud, and then neighbor ends up being arrested for some reason

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AskReddit is a goldmine

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Starbucks had some wand crossed lovers

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Righttttttt... Because kids know exactly how many happy meals they have in the whole store. I mean the possibility of a massive franchise having more boxes in the back is slim to none right?

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In a post about whether Jesus had children

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An app so accurate it takes you all the way to Adam and Eve

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educate your children's doctors!

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