My boyfriend said he saw a rocket launch so I asked if he knew what is was for and this is what he sent back lol5yr ⋅ doc_martinis ⋅ r/texts
Woke up to this. I went on a date with a girl from Tinder and had a great time until dinner. She went to “Use the restroom” and never came back. But then texted me at 1:30 AM4mo ⋅ StraightFromThe2000s ⋅ r/texts
Context, there was a post I had that I thought had been taken down, so I responded on a dm. I’m a straight white male in my 20’s. Never abused anyone nor was there anything to prompt this.1yr ⋅ XxHotrod24xX ⋅ r/texts
So my Dad's favourite chicken died and this is how he announced it5yr ⋅ official_watermelon ⋅ r/texts
Ex’s friend asked me to dig through a gas station refuse to find her jewelry8mo ⋅ somefishingdude ⋅ r/texts
They asked why I don’t use IG/FB anymore. Should I unfriend them? One hates it. The other doesn’t know what it is.6yr ⋅ ogmlady ⋅ r/texts
Called the cops on my roommate yesterday after she sent me this. All I did was ask her to clean up her mess in the kitchen.6yr ⋅ thatwyvern ⋅ r/texts
