Why is it always virgin women? [Angel]

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Lorelai Gilmore would make a horrible Californian [Gilmore Girls]

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completely undressed [Arrested Development]

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you know what? [The Office]

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What is this? Yarn? [New Girl]

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Okay...][The Office]

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What's your pin number? [The Office]

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I didn't think it was physically possible [The Simpsons]

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Don't you ever Google yourself? [30 Rock]

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Al Bundy being Al Bundy [Married With Children]

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Beard on the Outside [Dexter's Lab]

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If you feed him [Seinfeld]

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Oscar, would you... [The Office]

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Jackie and Eric [That 70s Show]

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Prune juice [Seinfeld]

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So I think I'm being attacked... [Bob's Burgers]

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Michael Considers Framing Toby [The Office]

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Get the swordfish [Seinfeld]

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$350 for a watch?! [The Jeffersons]

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Is it about me? [Seinfeld]

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[Becker] weighs in on the problem with marathons

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Friends joke with one another [The Office]

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He means well... [The Office]

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The company feels... [Better Off Ted]

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Loving Supportive Family [Arrested Development]

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Kaboom! [Parks and Recreation]

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Choosing is a sin[30 Rock]

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Crisis Counseling in a Nutshell [South Park]

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I sleep dick up [Silicon Valley]

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What was your dream? [Malcolm In The Middle]

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Charlie and Church [Always Sunny]

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I got a surprise for everybody [Raising Hope]

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Spot on [Beavis and Butt-Head]

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Dwigt [The Office]

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This is what the US need right now [Always Sunny]

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True Love [Modern Family]

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Goddammit [Always Sunny]

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He's gonna move. [The Crazy Ones]

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I'm so thankful [Dexter]

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Worresome Woodhouse - Bit By a Lemur [Archer]

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Diving Board [Malcolm in the Middle]

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You know that line on top of the shrimp? [The Office]

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I mean, he had no choice. [The Office]

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You're hardly my first [The Office]

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I don't understand[Top Gear]

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Rise and Shine [My Name Is Earl]

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Today I drove to Van Nuys for an audition [The Big Bang Theory]

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Seriously, are you gonna sit in the back? [The Office]

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This is why [Always Sunny]

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Help! Please help me! [The Simpsons]

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If Jesse Pinkman dies... [The Office]

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Walking date is good. You don't have to look at the person [Seinfeld]

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Why you don't get drunk with mom [My Name is Earl]

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Futurama

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Everyday for 8 years [The Office]

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As for you... [The Simpsons]

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Don't hurt that bat! [The Office]

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Golden Gate Bridge [That 70s Show]

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Gotta pay the troll toll [Always Sunny]

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That's my game [Eastbound and Down]

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Omar visits Proposition Joe [The Wire]

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The Titanic [Doctor Who]

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Are you gay? [King of the Hill]

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Issues [Orange Is The New Black]

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Shame on you! [Friends]

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Secret weapon! [The Office]

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for there is a man inside me [Arrested Development]

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Idea for a Novel [Brooklyn Nine Nine]

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Another fantastic Rickyism [Trailer Park Boys]

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Name's Artemis [Always Sunny]

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He massacred you [Seinfeld]

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Secret weapon! [The Office]

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Noodles and eggs [Parks and Recreation]

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Sexual magic [Always Sunny]

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Language of the rabbits [The Big Bang Theory]

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I made tea [The Big Bang Theory]

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Everyone has their thing... [Parks And Recreation]

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You know what punkers don't do? [Freaks and Geeks]

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Who you end up with... [The Office]

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Deck the halls [Dexter]

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Banksy [Misfits]

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Not Anymore, Rick [The Walking Dead]

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It's not k [Suburgatory]

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I bet... [Always Sunny]

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Proper wing-man technique [The Andy Griffith Show] (x-post /r/funny)

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It's like I'm wiping a marker [Parks and Recreation]

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I wonder how Richie Rich died...? [The Simpsons]

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nobody [Trailer Park Boys]

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bags of poop [Always Sunny]

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A couple questions [The Big Bang Theory]

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New Advisory Board [Parks and Recreation]

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What do you have to do to become a buff [Seinfeld]

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Text Kisses [Peep Show]

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The Whisper app consists of many fans of TV shows making pretty deranged confessions (album linked below) [Breaking Bad]

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I am going to... [The Office]

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If I was gay [The Office]

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Infected [Parks and Recreation]

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allergic to sushi [Parks and Recreation]

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Everything's gonna be a secret ok? [Arrested Development]

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You have become... [American Dad]

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I'm gonna rise up... [Always Sunny]

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Derek Dematopolis [Bob's Burgers]

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Promise not to... [Always Sunny]

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Really? [Always Sunny]

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You must teach me George Michael [Arrested Development]

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TNETENNBA [The IT Crowd]

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Have you been up all night eating cheese? [The Simpsons]

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You can't watch television... [Malcolm In The Middle]

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What's wrong with me [Orange Is The New Black]

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I love pooping [Workaholics]

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Who loves Orange Soda? [Kenan and Kel]

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We are infinite! [Eastbound and Down]

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when I like them... [Seinfeld]

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Goku needs our energy! [Dragon Ball Z]

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Deja vu [My Name Is Earl]

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To paraphrase Shakespeare. [The Big Bang Theory]

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It was an illusion [Arrested Development]

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She looks legitimately troubled [The Ellen DeGeneres Show]

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Build your perfect guy [Parks and Recreation]

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Where are we? [Seinfeld]

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The mustache [Orange Is The New Black]

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No taking you seriously [Firefly]

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Eighteen months [My Name Is Earl]

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The Only Crime [Always Sunny]

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I think we should tax all bad things.... [Parks and Recreation]

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Don't give candy to a baby [Brooklyn Nine Nine]

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Knock, knock [That 70s Show]

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Michael Scott at 5 years old [The Office]

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Must be awful [Dexter]

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You got something against the naked body? [Seinfeld]

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I don't understand the question [Arrested Development]

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Middle age black man with sass [The Office]

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Are you trying to hurt my feelings? [The Office]

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What happened to your face? [Malcom in the Middle]

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the chair represents power [Always Sunny]

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my whole life is a lie [Always Sunny]

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Wood Chipper [Malcolm In The Middle]

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Make him say yes with your body [Bob's Burgers]

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Do you think smoking drugs is cool? [The Office]

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Sickness be GONE [Always Sunny]

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Is that the same grill? [The Office]

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Just wanted to clear that up [The Office]

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Fear [Dexter]

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I'm just saying... [The Office]

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I'm supposed to be in the Finger Lakes right now [The Office]

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How did she get you to do yoga? [The Big Bang Theory]

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Let's just stop right there [That 70s Show]

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What happened to your face?!?! It looks like an old catcher's mitt! [Seinfeld].

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