BARRONN! Dah FOOTURE is NOW and I'm reddy to be your new SCOTUS!!

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DAHNALD! I'm staking out comet ping-pong pizza. The shit libs don't want to know the truth, but im going to uncover it for you dahnny!!

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I CAUGHT HER DAHNALD! SHE WAS RIGGIN' VOTES IN TEXAS! HI HO SILVER!!

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DAHNALD! I've dispatched Bernie, who's next?!

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A picture is worth over 1000 E's

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Dahnald, I'm all-in with 2 pocket Trump cards

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SORRY DAHONALD, NO TAHIME TO WATCH FAHOOTBALL WITH YOU TODAY!!! GOTTA KEEP THE LEAKS FLOWING ON SCAHEADULE!!! (x-post r/the_Donald)

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Dahhnald o rooski rino bro, I got ye on da spiceee!!!

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