Halloween may be over but the spooks keep happening. Joined a duty in progress already at 24 minutes and expected to come to the rescue, only to discover the rest of my party were thinking the same. Might have been a haunted DF instance, who knows?1yr ⋅ artuno ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Level 87 Marauder (64 Sync) joins Shisui of the Violet Tides, tried the biggest boy pull, dies, blames the Sprout SCH Healer, continues to loot every item but 1 to prevent being kicked.2yr ⋅ Lyramion ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Gladiator doesn't want to do job quests because they just want to be a Samurai1yr ⋅ LadyDainty ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
It's a Christmas Miracle! Gamer Couple denied at the final boss. (Baelsar's Wall)3yr ⋅ ZeroT3K ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Why are they SO reluctant to take advice? [50 lette, curebot zero dps WHM]1yr ⋅ catboigalore ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Queued into Expert Roulette. Pure damage party. We ran Smileton in just over 10 minutes. I'll be riding this high for a WHILE.1yr ⋅ spoinkable ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Not worth getting paladin until level 80, says gladiator in Baelsar's Wall1yr ⋅ 16bitAkagi ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
New Sage only uses Diagnosis on big pulls and she can't keep me up. Passive aggressive boyfriend suggests the problem isn't her, but my lack of mitigation.2yr ⋅ RynVR ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Short and sweet Tower of Zot comment from the tank right before the final boss2yr ⋅ freundmaximus ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Y'all ever queue p4n so you can *checks notes* not heal and spend the whole raid simping for Hesperos instead? Honestly, this might've been funny if they hadn't been a healer refusing to heal or raise anyone1yr ⋅ CyclopsDragon ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
It's a 90 dungeon with a WAR; why would you not dump your lilies between pulls?9mo ⋅ imateasnob ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Eden's Verse: Refulgence. My view of the general community continues to worsen with each passing day.1yr ⋅ CarebearMasquerade ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
in an e9s parse party where they proceeded to do everything wrong and we didn't see past the first phaser3yr ⋅ Austrum ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Found a wild CNJ in Castle Doma. Needless to say it was a thrill watching the Warrior heal himself while just seeing stones once in a while2yr ⋅ DasDexterr ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Wondering why a NIN isn't using their AoE mudra while in a dungeon is obnoxious apparently1yr ⋅ LightSamus ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Princess WHM shift-blames and cries foul when told to not fish Free Cure.2yr ⋅ GyroMachinist ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Ever written 4 reports at once? I just did after meeting these griefers (Team blue is my team)1yr ⋅ EthoC ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
i'd like to treat y'all to e9s prog: main tanking on crystal-- the gear and melding guide2yr ⋅ itwillhavegeese ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
I've run Delubrum a lot, but this was definitely a first. Hope the tv show was worth it dude2yr ⋅ Caolan_Cooper ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
I hear we're posting parse logs from hell now: here's my favorite personal one from a month ago3yr ⋅ Gramernatzi ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
We love finding these fuckers in mentor roulette. 3-stack YPTY, using shrink and turning off tank stance to force enmity and after the first boss refused to use any defencives.4mo ⋅ Selesia_read_it ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
I kept wondering why I was ripping aggro off him even with stance on.2yr ⋅ featherjoshua ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
This one's from a friend... Tank doesn't usually need cooldowns cause healers heal.2yr ⋅ Tortugato ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
short n' sweet, told them to let the other tank mt as they were wearing a glamour weapon they told me iTs jUsT a lVL 50 tRiAL1yr ⋅ Myleylines ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Tank in P3N dies and is unable to get back any hate. Meanwhile Autoattacks are trashing the DPS. Gets mad when reminded that Tataru's shop would give him better gear for free.1yr ⋅ Lyramion ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
MCH has a degree in English and Philosophy but doesn't know how mechanics work1yr ⋅ Colonial_maureen ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
It's the You Pull, You Tank Guy! But They Shirk and Murder the Wrong DPS that didn't do Anything Wrong.2yr ⋅ aTHAIfighter ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
From the creators of YPYT, I bring you all... You Pull I Rescue1yr ⋅ livinginyourhead ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Tank makes an honest mistake, wipes on the first pull, and just...leaves2yr ⋅ Ciggy_Boi ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Please stop jumping on mentors for forgetting mechanics. We only had to redo a fight ONCE. It's FINE.3yr ⋅ rougepirate ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Pulled an extra 2 monsters on the final stretch of The Aitiascope. Single target the rest of the way.1yr ⋅ Ritsku ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
New tank has meltdown that new healer pulled some mobs for him, no one died1yr ⋅ timedeath ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Aurum Vale with a first time healer, tank dies on the first pull, checking his gear and...2yr ⋅ MorganaFleuret ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Tank refused to turn on tank stance and died to a lot of mechanics, so Chad Reaper took on the tank mantle. Gave him kudos for stepping up. Chad Reaper queued with 3 other friends.2yr ⋅ RynVR ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Not Even Ultimate Prog Parties Are Free From These People. (Epic of Alexander (Ultimate), Perfect Alexander Prog Party) We didn't even make it to the phase before perfect, mainly because of this idiot.1yr ⋅ Lck0ut ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
POV: you did your normal rotation as tank in an alliance raid, turning your stance on 1 minute into the fight1yr ⋅ bucketenjoyer ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Level 90 PLD in my EW raids— their clemency spam turned out to be the least of their problems.2yr ⋅ megohea ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
PLD I had took things a bit too personally. Made with paint to excuse the weirdness.2yr ⋅ TheLightningCount1 ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Sprout Tank and Sprout NIN teach me about LB cause I'm retarded :/2yr ⋅ FwooshingMachi ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
got into the new dungeon 6 min in progress. immediately left for my own sanity2yr ⋅ fusi___ ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Joining an Emerald Ex farm party without knowing any of the mechanics? What could possibly go wrong!2yr ⋅ Davoness ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Someone put BCA on Atomos in LOTA and started a chaos run that also featured everyone finding out what happens when you don't kill napalms9mo ⋅ nosoulnoworries ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Rogue in vanaspati, how do you still not have your jobstone at this point??2yr ⋅ Jesse141001 ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
When you just copy random terms you saw in other PFs into your own party description...2yr ⋅ Lyramion ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Nothing crazy. This was expert roulette, they left immediately after this.2yr ⋅ TheRageTater ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Ran Sastasha, got a healer wearing lvl 5 hat, lvl 1 glam weapon and chest, and no hands/legs/feet.1yr ⋅ SoriaDarkstar ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
When your Lvl 90 Expert roulette DNC says they know what they are doing...1yr ⋅ Painter5544 ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
I'm so done with this shit, go ahead and AFK all you want. I don't care anymore. Best community my ass.2yr ⋅ EdgelordMcTryhard ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Toxic-3 stack from a Moogle Guild literally gets upset over nothing and dismiss me1yr ⋅ LoomisKnows ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Almost full pull in Dzemael Darkhold and this War wouldn't stand in the light and kept getting blasted by the Ahriman's AoE. Ended up passively aggressively shirking me throughout the dungeon.2yr ⋅ JoutenAsero ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
Healer got mad that our “Tank” (actually our red mage) used sprint after a fight had ended to get to a cutscene and then left for no reason.2yr ⋅ RighteousAwakening ⋅ r/TalesFromDF
