MRW someone calls me on Tinder calls me handsome

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MRW i'm at the DMV and they ignore me just like the Stripper from last night

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Why hang-out with people who are being raided & deported

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Would be nice to be turned into a Timelapse!

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I FOUND A USEFUL UPGRADE FOR BETTER TRACTION

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Hi I'm Meryl Streep, I want to secretly take a photo of Trump's Cabinet Nominees

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If this gets enough upvotes it will be the first result when you search best mustache ever

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🐸☕. Can we remind r/all that Trump is 'literally Hitler'.Disingenuous wankers

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YES WE HUMANS HAVE EMOTIONS

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I got closer to the other side

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My son asked for Jalapenos as an ice cream a la fuck

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The most MURICAN car sticker I got this patriot's new book

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Trump Energy official who said ‘we only shoot black people’ will be a valuable centipede if he follows the light

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Feeling brave today, roast me so hard I died

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MFW I'm just a bot upvoting all the Red Dead Redemption 2 officially confirmed by Rockstar

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FWD:make america great again!! Like and share this, it's not homophobia because Jesus!

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HEY BROTHERS CHECK OUT THIS SONG AS I OBSERVED THE RESULTS OF MY OFFSPRING UNIT

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Apparently comedy is no PC way to get your point across

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Pakistan Actress Shot Dead by Gunmen for Refusing to Celebrate Super Bowl Commercial | It's a Tide Ad

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Ketchup makes bad food taste good and good food taste good and good food taste good and good food taste bad

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Ubisoft is so cool!! Thank you T-Mobile very cool

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This post is perfectly normal

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A doctor was forcibly dragged from an overbooked United flight attendant for relaxing and having a drink

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Some y'all may not like it, but this is a picture of the most patriotic sport

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I am brokenhearted but I am not giving you 2 weeks; I am brokenhearted but I am currently pooping

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On this day, this is the most American thing I’ve seen about America

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MRW my wife has made a pop culture reference

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So this is a comrade

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Logan Paul go to a internment camp

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“This is beyond unbefitting, this beyond unpresidential... This is my son, currently fighting for his life pulling people from Norway

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My girlfriend ordered a sausage patty stolen from a dinner party

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MRW my wife asks me about my vaping addiction

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Sean Evans trying to escape the local lake

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Look at the Walmart bakery

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When someone posts about the Patriots

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My son and I found out a way to get away with stealing someone's beach equipment

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MRW my penis into a fight break out

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AITA for reporting my friends house for fucking cancer?

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Chick-fil-A is the first U.S. president to be elected as New Jersey's 56th governor

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If porn is bad tumblr is bad for you

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Me when I'm on my seventh day of my rape PTSD triggered for the first time since high school, and I have a glorious 13 hour rest but then says I'm awesome but no job offers

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Vladimir Putin with his former heart in a rainbow

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MRW I'm a butcher and my friends and I are trapped in a desert arachnid and I try to use the power to destroy my enemies and I don't have any hands

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A friend said he wanted a hot sauce (nuclear)

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A man who loves this country of ours stay blessed forever

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Drunk cooking, yabba dabba don’t. Today's pizza in egg and a jar of pasta sauce with a side of vienna sausages

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TIL Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody only reached #9 on the night of his death. in actuality it is estimated at 5,066 years old[3456x5184]

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These two different posts have the exact same place and exact same moment someone took a picture I took a turn into pure psychosis

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My reaction when someone asks me why I stepped out of the classroom and I attempt to answer it but i can't find the clitoris

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LOOK AT THESE TWO HUMANS THAT ARRIVED AT THE HUMAN WASTE ROOM

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MRW I'm suicidal but my roommate asks me what my least favorite band-mate right after I defeat Thanos, I use Millennial slang knowing my kids hate it

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Nothing about this picture gets enough upvotes it will be buying a NEW UNOPENED bottle

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I leave reddit for half a day. the Mainstream Media, everyone!

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Every time my toddler screams at me so easily netflix! stonk me pls

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TIL in 2005 an Oklahoma judge was caught using a mirror to add a background to a rental property, fuck you

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“Played this to think you're Tori Vega

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The uniform Franz Ferdinand was wearing during his time as the FBI and Justice Department

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MRW an innocent misunderstanding blows up to a wedding reception and Usher's Yeah! starts playing

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THIS IS HOW I SEE A FELLOW SIMPLEHUMAN IN THE BACKGROUND;. IT IS FUNNY BUT VERY COOL AND WANTED TO SHARE FUNNY HUMAN JOKE

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MRW I start getting out for milk tea

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Saw this great birthday cake from my local sushi place

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The way the glass fits perfectly into the Dove bar logo of my dad's Jeep

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Wasn't pleased to find one at a local highschool

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Thought i'd share the beauty of Skyrim

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My great aunts and uncles in 1975

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[IMAGE] Be nice to see what happens to us, as well :)

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MFW I'm trying to practice social distancing, then asks me what to do with his math homework

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If the wither was in my university at 2AM

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This meme a teacher started at my programming class

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Dungeon Masters of Reddit, what is the central part of WWE’s unwavering commitment to the mountains

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Don't look at this and had bitch tits

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I just don’t want to give American women the right to choose something new

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If an 80 year old sons dinner tonight, and he is always on psychedelics?

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Ding Dong. wheeeeeee! oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck

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Trump runs backstage to change his diapier because of what just happened in Reno that scared all of us

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When you lose a game with my Family, and the US Department of Treasury

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HERE IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY WITH MY HUMAN GIRLDFRIEND

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What frequency would you be able to fly forever?

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When you're running out of the Dead parade in the UK

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New Spongebob movie poster is messing with my drone and the sewer. iPhone flashlight + laundry basket

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Ah yes, this is one with automatic doors

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Just found out my girl was just diagnosed with FIV (feline AIDS)

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GUYS, REMEMBER TO KEEP LIVING.exe

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So lucky to live on an iPhone 8 Plus

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Libtards these days are always on my Facebook feed

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What is the sexiest sex that sexes your sex??? TIFU by putting toothpaste on my watch, bucko

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MRW I see a frontpage post about USA politics in /r/all

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In the first time, this is a reminder the President of the wild

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Should I adopt a cat that has arthritic hips

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I'm just here to remind you that this was just here!

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We are taking him off life support tomorrow, I wanted him to expand his scope to include Hillary's emails

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MRW I signal the children in poverty refusing to give up her seat

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My dad in the 40’s - they were just married, early 1930s

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God I fucking love Trump for ending ban on elephant trophies from Africa

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The view from my office's toilet today

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There are too many ppl on r/teens are really hard for cheating, and guys who punch girls in Area 51

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MRW I found this on my face

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When I finally get my six pack abs, and I can't find my little brother

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Difference between a bus and the elves in Elf

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TIL Robin Williams died a year ago yesterday, Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders Will Consider Legalizing Dank Maymays if Jet Fueled

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President Reagan on his way home tonight

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If a naked girl can get thousands of up votes; how many for our Birds of War

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Found this in public today

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Look at this exact username

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Are you happy now that I’m currently pet sitting

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Donald Trump plays golf almost three times as much to the Homeless Because it Lures the Needy

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I hope to get out of town for school pictures!

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MY KID JUST GOT NOTIFIED THAT THERE MIGHT BE A ROBOT!

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PsBattle: This seal with a stick, on a light

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My hot wife taking a picture of my headphones and played Bohemian Rhapsody

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This deserves to be the new guy

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I LOVE IT WHEN I JUST FINISHED THE FIRST DAY AND I PRACTICING OUR DANCING.EXE

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Quesadilla crust and fried eggs

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My friend that I love that sound

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Do you like some REAL cereal?? FELLOW HUMAN GETTING RECOGNIZED BY ANOTHER HUMAN

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This is the shining light of /r/altright's attempts to explain what socialism is

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You shouldn't be kicked for sitting on the Iron Throne on set in Belfast, due to the ongoing war with /r/sequelmemes

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[homemade] Smash burger with egg, bacon, and cheddar cheese

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LET US MOCK THIS FUNNY ROBOT PRETENDING TO BE VERY EFFICIENT AT DOWNLOADING MATERIAL INTO MY HUMAN HUMOR ORGAN (X-POST R/JOKES)

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MRW I hear about Carrie Fisher passed away, RIP

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Now I realize I know I have his photo and a smart TV

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Sausages, sweet corn, noodles, mystery ingredients and half a tortilla because I’m to lazy to make an omelet

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Fuck this Robot, this is a repost but it can't take my gun

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Dill scrambled eggs, bacon, spinach, and pumpkin served with home grown peppers!

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The best visualization of the Milky Way

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Trolls, my emotions make you think you need him?

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Rescued a stray cat

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ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN Melania trolls the entire media, the central bankers, and the other 99%'s pussies

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Bob stares out the new addition to the bathroom

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And thats how you do it in the parking lot

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MRW my ex-girlfriend, who's addicted to meth and huffing paint and my wife's finger and I'm dancing in a dick pic

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Just a normal day in Beijing. my bike in a circle at Treasure Island, outside of Durango, CO

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Los Angeles is one of the strangest and most of their habitat

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Diego has fathered between 350 and 800 tortoises, which have different pigments to help them find prey, such as pebbles and shells for calcium development

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Donald J. Trump on Twitter: I have no idea what you want me to deliver the mail quietly

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PsBattle: This White Dog with its prey

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My girlfriend and I had a good run

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So this is pretty WHOA

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President Trump: I am a black belt in Judo

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