Can you imagine the number of OSHA violations occurring in the Willy Wonka factory at any one time?4yr ⋅ Applepencilapple ⋅ r/standupshots
Spouting off this classic Katt Williams line each year whenever Santa comes up in any discussion is my favorite part of the holiday season.1yr ⋅ grizzlyzach ⋅ r/standupshots
Honestly I'm only posting today cuz ain't nothing else gaining momentum on this sub so why tf not2yr ⋅ POOPSCRUFFIN4U ⋅ r/standupshots
I heard they made a device that can detect child molesters. I think it's called a pedometer?7yr ⋅ notokaycj ⋅ r/standupshots
Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face. — Olivia Wilde1yr ⋅ ScottBolander-Funny ⋅ r/standupshots
We are just asking you to stop making the same jokes over and over2yr ⋅ BuddhistSagan ⋅ r/standupshots
The more time I spend arguing on reddit, the more I'm reminded of this.7yr ⋅ DerPres ⋅ r/standupshots
Don't take your own advice, its what got you into this mess in the first place1yr ⋅ radiofree_catgirl ⋅ r/standupshots
