10000 best r/standupshots images on Pholder | It's actually an FAA holdover, but I still think it's funny

It's actually an FAA holdover, but I still think it's funny

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It's Always the Hungry One

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Target Audience

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Kites are way better, too.

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Catch and Release

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Cutting people off really turns them on!

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Passive aggressive coffee shop signs

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Back to the Drawing Board

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Anti-Abortion Billboards

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Spotty service.

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Poetry In Motion

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Promoting a few shows in Denver. And also: hehe 😎

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He lives in a society.

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The president of France

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Reinventing the third wheel

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I'll never be your beast of burden

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The Second Least Popular Kid

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Sketchy celebrities

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Don't argue with your family about Trump, today. Argue about Andrew Jackson.

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Bipartisan views

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People tell me I look 35

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And don't get me started on babies

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Why Hinge is the best dating app

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I’m Taping My First Comedy Special For Amazon This Weekend!

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Long Distance Marriage

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daylight savings tim

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Romesh Ranganathan on Iggy Azalea

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Wrote this one in an urgent care

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Choo choo mfers

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I am ready to be cancelled

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On second thought, this sausage looks gross

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I have the trappings of an older soul

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Guilty Pleasure

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Kneel for the flag.

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I gotta get back on JDate

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As Long As Its Healthy

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Perks of inbreeding

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Trying to get more active this year.

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Meeting the gf's dad

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Chip off the old block with an icepick

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100% reason to remember the name

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Happy Birthday, Grandpa!

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Blitzkrieg me once, shame on you.

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Charlie and the OSHA violations.

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Every hard drug has a practical use

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Being poor really changes your perspective on things

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This is why I love hecklers

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What's in the box?

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Hailing a Cab to Jail

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They say white people don't have culture...

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Crazy Rich Latinos

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Defining Characteristic

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Easter Mass Appeal

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Member passports

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Why fingering is underrated

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Marvel claims to defy stereotypes but

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Independence ‘Ye

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Who needs more than 9.5?

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When does life truly begin?

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Never say you're a comedian

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Those quintuple steps seem REALLY hard

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Unsolicited dick pics are easy to deal with. Just send back a bigger one

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I'd rather the world be my Big Mac

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I believe it's called yogging.

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Mother Knows Best

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I am become gardener, destroyer of my own tomatoes

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My Darkest Joke

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Dressing like the captain of a nude airship

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Not having healthcare?

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No more middles

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The parents are thirsty af

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I don't know the meaning of the word quit. I was going to look it up, but...

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No one will spot me.

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Bible perspective

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Adopt, Don't Shop

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Lust in Translation.

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Asking The Important Questions

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Posted this before, but it seems appropriate today.

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I'm gonna name my kid Hot Pie.

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One of the Many Gems from the New Dave Chapelle Specials.

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You're an idiot sandwich

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Now don't get all pissy about it

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Auditioning for Game of Thrones

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Learning Disability

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My last post got removed from this sub for sexualizing minors, so here's something nice and wholesome

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Experimented sexually during high school.

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Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

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I try not to judge, but...

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It’s what’s for breakfast

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For what is man if not a collection of cylinders?

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Who run the world?

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Approval rates are down.

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Plugging shows again SORRY!

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Perverse incentive

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What you just watching this shit?

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Dara O Briain on religion jokes

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Here's my STEMM recruitment pitch

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The Worst Type of Halloween Candy

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Nikki Glaser on babysitting

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Father Son Double Date

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Last one for a bit

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I’m a cool uncle

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Kissing your dad

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That'll teach me!

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It's amazing I'm not dead

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Sticky Situation

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When you're here you're family.

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A good point...

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New picture, new me

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When girls are raised by single dads...

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