They're just as beautiful as I remember

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Andrew is a Savage.

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good for you, sonic

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Thank you Dio

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Untitled Lobster Game

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Oh God Krispy Kreme WHY?

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Advice his fanboys would love love LOVE to follow.

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The god of thunder isn’t picky

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Good soldiers follow orders

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Wholesome

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While alive

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Boy toy no more...

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A friendly conversation

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Kenobi... At least he died happy?

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Yes it does

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Wong.

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They probably didn’t want you there anyway, Joe.

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Not Ed

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Long boi

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They were CGI

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crustacean

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27% cum

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Biden: my ass ain’t no cheap thrill

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Mods asleep, look at this boy Zoom.

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He is the messiah!

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real life lobster?

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Run

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he's not wrong tho

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It's True

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Thank you minion, very cool!

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Me on Father’s Day, trying to sound hip and cool to my kids, so they don’t think of me as some decrepit old man:

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piss man!

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Natural occurring lobster

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best eeveelution

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All of them?

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Do not get into twitter

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I had a little too much fun with this quote (see comment)

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No Debra live :(

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A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

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*Chris McLean voice* Not cool dude, not cool

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Found this on Twitter

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nike

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Everything changed when the dermatologist nation attacked

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you guys are out there...

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Poetry Time

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he is baseball

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Yup, that’s an acre

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Help yourself, friend

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Every damn time

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Say what you want about Elon musk, but he’s not lazy and he doesn’t hold back when it comes to getting things done.

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Warning: very spooky

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0:00 and a legend was born

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Biden went full bully here

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ngl this is what a brain be like

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Live what you love and your life will have meaning.

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Don’t you dare kink shame her. Don’t even think about it.

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Wow look at the time

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comic sans haha yes

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once in a lifetime opportunity

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bamboo

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand SpeedOfLobsters.

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Let me be Frank

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PROMOTED: ask me anything!

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Ink Time

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The best meme I have ever made:

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Gotta get your fix somehow

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It hurts

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How does a Scottish person say yes?

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[ gorilla ]

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the hero we deserve

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Mmmmm lobsters

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ew

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When someone asks how you can still be single and whether you're not lonely

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Really excited for these features.

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When I meditate

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family love

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Credit to u/Bob_the_peasant on r/PrequelMemes

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Women of reddit,

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Well technically factory workers did the manufacturing, but....

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Best nest I have ever seen

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Mercedes Car

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Hope this hasn't been done before

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It’s practically an act of charity

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Don’t look now, but they’re everywhere!!!

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Hope he adopts one

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*draws box

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No you can't say a word that has a fifthglyph.

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shiver me timbers

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The truck’s diesel tank is in bad condition:

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A very important reminder

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This was bad but I managed to make it worse somehow

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I thought it was the height of comedy

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Please help them they are hurt

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Sorry sir.

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Tell your family “f”

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Share this with your children!

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A hive

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Typos kill

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When your friends asks you for their hat back, and you're trying to remember what you did with it, then it hits you

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It’s late, go to sleep, you’ll feel better in the morning

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ewe, that fookin hurts

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Such a bad parenting SMH

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Lipa Dupa

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a shakespearean tragedy

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Version 1.5

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When you drop your taco

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Well buddy it's time for self quarentine

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Good time of year

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Such wise words! :)

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pop stars

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In other words, writing is a gruesome, masturbatory exploit.

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How

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Donek torr moment

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Ah! A witch! Kill it, kill it with fire!!!

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the best church book

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Bladder making me go go.

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he must be a farmer

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Don't rub your dog before taming

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My favorite animal

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Nice

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Working at the UN

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Do you have a gay fish? No, but I have a

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Vegan Dan

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L O B S T A H

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true

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Speedoflobsters but its a phone glitch

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Parker hears you loud and clear!

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no please no

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When you don’t want to show off your furry art

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Putin says Wario

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One ring to rule them all

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he fears 🗿

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Moooooo

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Pokemans 2

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Even Omni-Man thinks it's confusing

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Name checks out

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Based society

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Hi Rob

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Ssssss!

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Only 10 fingers... 10 toes...

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2007 was a simpler time

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How it all began

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