Liverpool scouting team is next level. They watch the Champions League2yr ⋅ Touro_de_Goa ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Now that Football is dead, let me introduce you to the new beautiful game, Garlic Football11mo ⋅ ThatsAllDay77 ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Who do you pick from this picture to take a penalty to win a cup final / league ?11mo ⋅ Suspicious-Candle-77 ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
When you spend £500 million to scrape a relegation survival. Absolute scenes! 😍2yr ⋅ goilda ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Multi billion dollar company when a shitty circle jerk subreddit goes private for 2 days11mo ⋅ Ok-Veterinarian4697 ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Soccercirclejerk creates the dream football club, most upvoted comment gets added to said position. Day 6 was N'Golo Kante (with hair), now Day 7: Right Defensive Midfield5mo ⋅ NoNotMyPickle ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
New soccer fan here. Why is Real Madrid nicknamed Los Blancos when the majority of their players are not blancos?1yr ⋅ QueeferOfWorlds ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 more bad news for Chelsea’s injury list as Mason mount has been found fit and healthy and avalible for team selection again this weekend1yr ⋅ mr_bonner94 ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
The “Kubrick Stare” is one of Stanley Kubrick’s most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.1yr ⋅ Fvoltes ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Why do people watch soccer? Don't they know it is a plague which encourages tribalistic behaviors detrimental to our evolution as a species? Are they stupid ?8mo ⋅ reyansh28 ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Is it right for clubs to sign players purely because the president has a crush on them?9mo ⋅ Intrepid_Turn7433 ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Chelsea fan here. Just making my dream team and not sure which guy to drop. Any help?1mo ⋅ RolloTomassi21 ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Soccercirclejerk creates the dream football club, most upvoted comment gets added to said position. Day 1 was Oliver Giroud as Goal Keeper, now Day 2: Left Back6mo ⋅ NoNotMyPickle ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
When you’ve just seen your country throw away a chance at qualifying from the group and now have to spend the next hour cleaning the stadium1yr ⋅ flump_in_a_slump ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Sending my prayers to Chelsea. Imagine if it were you having to take a bus instead of a plane1yr ⋅ sejethom99 ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Why can't Pessi score 5 more goals and break Rondalo's record, is he stupid?9mo ⋅ bolivar_el_liberator ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
#respect to huang hee Chang for dedicating his goal to injured Son1yr ⋅ kowaterboy ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
[Romano] BREAKING: Tuchel expected to offer himself to F.C. Barcelona as a Rotational Coach as they are basically building his preferred team anyways.1yr ⋅ pkbw96 ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Wank here, did red man city won playoff? Are they clever or stupid?4mo ⋅ syfqamr32 ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
American Here.... Why are Forest Being hyped so much they aint even in the PL Before Today?2yr ⋅ Leather-Ad8420 ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Why isn't Pep helping Barcalona with Cancelo transfer? Isn't he a Barca legend?8mo ⋅ MelbourneDentistry ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
I have created the supreme footballing entity. What shall he be called?3wk ⋅ Metal-Gear_Salad ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Joao Pedro has already scored 15 penalties this season. Don't believe me? Google Joao Pedro 15 for more.4mo ⋅ Meme4042 ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
