I once had to curb stomp a whole pack of these fuckers. Okay, well I technically didn't have to, but I still did it.5yr ⋅ SirBallsfart ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
I've created a new breed of battle cats for the horde. Meet Musculord! He will crush the beefucker brothers and shred the nubdead nobodys where they stand!5yr ⋅ Pustules_TV ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
I used to wear a little cock-jacket much like this one while visiting the Southern Kingdoms, except mine had a fur lining.5yr ⋅ SirBallsfart ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
I see some town guards have confiscated your weaponry. Been there before... Don't let it get you down.5yr ⋅ SirBallsfart ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
I found this weird creature outside our gates. Wish him luck on his journey I guess5yr ⋅ Sinilintu7 ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
Sir! I possess certain cooking abilities. I can provide nutrition to our troops by supplying them with the food of God's - The garlic bread!5yr ⋅ ifeellikeanaccident ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
Attention everyone - the blasphemers at r/BeeFucker69420 have taken it upon themselves to create a heretical religion against our Lord and Saviour. Let’s show them who they’re really messing with! (remember: do NOT brigade. We are not savages, after all)5yr ⋅ ThatWannabeTrap ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
Hi, I'm Reginald. I just left my home to join u/DankMemeCopEvan and help fight the good fight!5yr ⋅ ReginaldTheCryptid ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
After Searching For A While, I Have Found An Artifact With Which I’m Sure our Lord Shall Love.5yr ⋅ ReginaldTheCryptid ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
I am a Chinese TF2 scammer here to inform you that u/Nubdead86 has returned. I am requesting we wage war on r/saveNubdead86 following their king's reappearance!5yr ⋅ ChineseTF2Scammer ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
The mere sound of our war-horns will drove them from the battlefield!5yr ⋅ oldshittymeme ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
Sir, I suggest we have these troops deployed in every company. I have listed their hiring price.5yr ⋅ SwoSnoipeh ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
Sir! I require us to use the superior siege weapon EXCLUSIVELY. We will be able to launch projectiles that weigh 90kg from 300m away. Our enemies will not stand a chance!5yr ⋅ ifeellikeanaccident ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
Sir I offer this hound for your protection. He's loyal to me, therefore loyal to you. Plus he can clean up after all the rampaging too with his little brush.5yr ⋅ splateen74 ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
Noble lord! I have found a new battle weapon which will smite our foes5yr ⋅ Alpaca_For_President ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
A good boy ready to take on the most dangerous missions for our leader5yr ⋅ lasercheeks96 ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
Dear female creatures. Look at this man-elf's sick abs. Join my horde.5yr ⋅ SirBallsfart ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
I bring not only an addition to the gold but an addition to the horde as well! Behold the living nugget!5yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
Though we enjoy doing it, it still hurts to slaughter potential horde minions5yr ⋅ jonasvagn ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
Look at the cowardice of the Beefuckers, to ban those against them! To ban those who are simply waging war!5yr ⋅ ThatWannabeTrap ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
I tamed these unruly specimens specifically for the heretics in r/savenubdead86. They will tear them apart.5yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/SirBallsfart
