When you don’t want to tell him you were at a bar. But you aren’t sure what else is open at night.3yr ⋅ Sonofaveatch ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
I made an Instagram that plans to document every single hat worn by Homer Simpson, it’s called @homerinhats and I hope you’ll follow me on this wonderful journey through time and hats - www.instagram.com/homerinhats5yr ⋅ daniborg ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
WHEN YOUGOTTASLOWYOURCARDOWNANDLETMEINBECAUSEI'MABIGFATGUYANDICAN'TGO ANYWHEREBECAUSETHERE'SGOINGTOBESOMEPOISONGASIMEANIT'SGONNABEREALLY POISONOUS!ANDEVERYBODY'SGOINGTOBEDEADESPECIALLYME!3yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When they don't call you Springfield Fats just because you're morbidly obese4yr ⋅ huh915 ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When the firing mechanism in your gun is made of - yep, you guessed it - Zinc3yr ⋅ tomatoaway ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When your improvident lackwit of a son is always too busy striding about his atom mill to call his own mother2yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
They Called Me Kid Gorgeous. Later On, It Was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And Finally, Kid Moe.3yr ⋅ boriswong ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When you're the first Beatle to guest star and get less specific animators4yr ⋅ J0EtheSH0W ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When you’re shaving your shoulders, but your reflection is doing it’s own thing.3yr ⋅ Hulaoutofthem ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When you're explaining that the convenience of one area code in [YOUR TOWN] has been replaced with the convenience of two area codes1yr ⋅ blackjesus1997 ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When your snowplow service is neither bonded nor licensed by the city3yr ⋅ Jaspers47 ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When you’re the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time2yr ⋅ alygator666 ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
Whenever the wind blows I will think the name...... lowenstein, lowenstein2yr ⋅ DogHairIceCream ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When Skinner’s lame exaggerations cause you to need your medication.1yr ⋅ AutismFlavored ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When England's greatest Prime Minister was Pitt The Elder3yr ⋅ joseph_jojo_shabadoo ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When you're about to drink a beaker full of sulphuric acid2yr ⋅ InstantShiningWizard ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When your customer talks about his novel Billy and The Cloneasaurus3yr ⋅ Dont-Touch-Yourself ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When you seem to have gotten lost your way to the, uh...the, uh...the big auto, uh...racing festival.5yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When it's questionable if you're fully bonded and licensed by the city2yr ⋅ ahhtibor ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When you break your leg and can't swim in your own swimming pool4yr ⋅ Dont-Touch-Yourself ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When it's December 31 at 11:59 PM and you're xeroxing your buttocks3yr ⋅ Dont-Touch-Yourself ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When there was nothing in Al Capone’s vault but it wasn’t Geraldo’s fault5yr ⋅ MyMufflerFellOut ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When the sound of a thunderous volcanic explosion gives birth to the magnificent geode3yr ⋅ Chrenen ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When you think the sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side2yr ⋅ Dont-Touch-Yourself ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When you don't realize it at the time; but a little piece of your childhood has slipped away...forever.3yr ⋅ SuperVoodoo ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When there’ll be no accusations just friendly crustaceans under the sea3yr ⋅ Chrenen ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
