If food stuff shall touch the ground, food stuff should be given to the village idiot. And since I don't see him around, start shoveling!1yr ⋅ maninplainview ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
Maybe this was true when Season 17 aired, not so sure about today4yr ⋅ RandBetweenXandY ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
After Trump’s press briefing suggesting we inject disinfectant.4yr ⋅ disbmaifobnam3 ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
TIL Mr Burns benching Don Mattingly after repeatedly yelling at him to trim his sideburns in Homer at the Bat was written months before the New York Yankees management enacted an appearance policy that Mattingly defied and was benched from the starting lineup until he promised to trim his hair.4yr ⋅ dubarebee ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
He’s taking your Homerisms and turning them into his own great ideas!3yr ⋅ JackRagz ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
And remember, if you’re not sure about something rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain. Bye-bye, everybody!3yr ⋅ Starbuckker ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
Hey Post Malone, without that dental plan, you wouldn't have that diamond in your tooth!3yr ⋅ G-Unit11111 ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
Season 19 Episode 17: Apocalypse Cow - Cops drive 500 miles to kill a little girl’s pet and teach her a lesson, nice!1yr ⋅ SodaSeven1213 ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
The Simpsons made boy bike baskets 'cool' way before Bob's Burgers4yr ⋅ jonesyBot_5000 ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
Anyone catch that Netflix doc about fishing? Just watched it. Way to go, Lisa.3yr ⋅ squeezeguy52 ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
Los Angeles Dodgers getting their World Series rings from Jostens. Gooooooooo Jostens!3yr ⋅ Esleeezy ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
My 22 year old daughter wanted a label maker for Christmas... Didn't know why, but woke up to this, this morning. Labels like this all over the house.4yr ⋅ r00t1 ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
Next he will claim it was him that turned cats and dogs against each other.4yr ⋅ SgtDonkey ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
Lisa: But what do you do if somebody wants a non-alcoholic beer? Apu: You know, it's never come up.6yr ⋅ Sippio ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
Clearly not old enough to put marshmallows in my hot chocolate.4yr ⋅ Fromyourlovinson ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
German juice brand Punica flat out stole a joke from the Simpsons...4yr ⋅ MagicMichaelCorleone ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
I'm not sure what kind of factory you're thinking of; we just make boxes here.4yr ⋅ Kanobe24 ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.4yr ⋅ Kanobe24 ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
Tonight on Eye on Springfield. The munchkins from the Wizard of Oz, where are they now?6yr ⋅ Sippio ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
“Good news, my delicious friend! You’re gonna be a free range lobster!”5yr ⋅ gothamranger ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
Car goes airborne, crashes into 2nd-floor dental office in Santa Ana6yr ⋅ EggCouncil ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years. Textiles, other boxes, even children's candy.5yr ⋅ Doustin ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
Ex-SpaceX engineer receives ‘Shark Tank’ investment for odor-eliminating shoe pads.5yr ⋅ geronimokwok ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
The Simpsons predicted in 2010 that Ben Ferringa would win a nobel prize for chemistry. Today, October 5th 2016, he did!8yr ⋅ smarzzz ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
I think we all know what those Thai boys trapped in the cave need6yr ⋅ kids_call_me_hoju ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
What is my purpose You pass butter // You were designed for scrubbing and scrubbing is what you shall do7yr ⋅ Pomodorosan ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
Landscape absorber house, by land artist Doug Aitken in Gstaad,Switzerland5yr ⋅ ChakTheLucifer ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
