Garret & Kenna are married!

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Was there ever really a decision. I mean...

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MY ASSUMPTION: Amanda follows Candace Owens and is religious, Chloe is religious and I’m assuming conservative.. maybe Juliette and them got into an argument in the upcoming days of Roe v. Wade being overturned! also #fuckSCOTUS

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The bowl cut: Who rocks it better, Sam or this cat? 😂

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Asked my Nana if she’s been watching Siesta lately, this was her response:

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Sam and his dad enjoying a little father son time.

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incredible how over the seasons cara went from being one of my least favs to one of my favs now

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Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse

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Love and light and TGIF, fellow losers 🤣

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Found the Sam Logan Starter Pack at Saks

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Ish anytime he’s out with Madissson and her friends

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Is it just me or does Jordana look alot like Farrah from teen mom?

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Madisson and Ish had a stillborn

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did she just find out about this sub or

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Kelsey’s out

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The way this immediately made me think of the Juliette vs. Kelsey swimsuit storyline

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Seth Rogen's Clapback.

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I’ll just leave this here...🖤

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Someone posted this on Twitter and I'm cackling LMAO

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Kelsey already throwing shade 😂

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Actually I like the brown now 😍

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Garrets goodbye to siesta key

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is this sam's long lost dad?

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I was rewatching S1 and spotted Brandon's baby mama in the background at one of his shows

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Am I the only one that thinks Sam looks like Ed Sheeran 💀

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Why is Meghan yelling at Jordana about Sam not wanting her. Girl he moved her in, pays for her surgery, takes care of her, takes her mom out..What has he ever done for Meghan though? Her nasally, weird, I hate you but not really cry/yelling is irking me, why is she even at a party for Chloe?

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Alex watching Sam and Juliette 😭

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Max and Kelsey always come across like brother and sister to me

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sorry one more. Jordana: This house isn't good enough for you? The house:

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Garrett’s Glow Up

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Sam’s little girls look as if they can be his daughters.

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I just want to know why?! 😫😩 someone posted he’s the white jafar and it lives in my head 😂

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Just came here to say that Garrett in the brown suit was absolute perfection 🤎

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Spotted BG in the crowd at the Buffalo @ Miami game

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Her brand deals are so slimy. It comes of so disingenuous. So obvi she’s sucking in

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Bruh...I can’t.

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Are y’all loving this content as much as I am?!?!😍

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whitney port wearing jmp the label

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Oh how I love a savage Juliette 😂 she’s like sorry not sorry.

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Did anyone else think Serena was someone’s mom when she walked up?

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Made this just for y’all

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We’ve all done it, at some point.

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Glad Meghan isn’t on the poster at least 🫣

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Me after I eat a cravings box from Taco Bell

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so sad we won’t get to see this friendship on our screens anymore

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Chloe sipping up the tea so she can spill it later

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JMP the Label Increasing their sizing... anyone see this? Good for them for listening to their customers!

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I feel like we don’t talk enough about Garrett saying he’s “hostile” instead of hostage when this girl won’t stop grinding on him in Nashville.

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Cara Geswelli is probably the smartest cast member for actually working towards life after SK unlike some individuals

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Loving this - Clarky for the win

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I can't unsee this

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Can we just appreciate how hot Clark is... one of the most attractive men Juliette has ever dated 🥵

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Alessi is so cute!

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Hey Paul! Since you’re reading this, just thought you should know what people think of when they think of you. A homophobic, verbally abusive, misogynistic, instigating piece of alcoholic trash. This photo describes you perfectly.

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Clark and julez

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I can’t unsee it— Mike looks like the offspring of Emile and Lil Dicky

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How many more episodes do you think we have of Maddison on the phone with Ish having the same convo?!

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Juliette won’t be remembered as the girl who didn’t go to Paris. A very memorable quote from the Hills

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the “you couldn’t just go to barnes and noble or something” TOOK ME OUT

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Juliette’s line is in some of the promo pics for bachelor in paradise 👍🏻😁

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If i am forced to hear one more god awful BG song while watching this show, I’m out. Why is it being forced so hard down our throats?

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Joe giving creds to Juliette👏👏

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$1500 for a jacket, like is that a lot?

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Wow Chloe looks amazing

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Don’t get me wrong, I think Kelsey is so hot but she does remind me of someone...

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How can you have that much money and then have a haircut like this? Irks my soul

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literally the same thing i’m thinking

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Ish pulling up to Brandon’s party like

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It’s the bare minimum but shout out to Juliette for actually posting something regarding the overturn of roe v wade

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Sam? Is that you?

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I guess Alex is (finally) officially an attorney

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This comment was under a video of everyone fighting and I love it

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Juliette Porter and Tamra Judge from RHOC

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The Pauly Paul Starter Pack

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wow even kelsey’s mom is letting MTV have it

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This makes a far better cast photo for S5 than what we actually got 🥴

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Kelsey’s comment on Juliette’s post 🥹

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Look at Juliette ? I can’t believe someone was just calling her “big” a month ago & Chloe looks like she lost weight

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This guy Sam. He is a fool. Who the heck holds a phone like this. (I tried it myself, what the entire hell).

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I can’t stand Rachel as a host. Probably unpopular opinion but she has no problem upsetting and calling out Juliette but then apologizes to Brandon for ‘upsetting’ him AFTER he got caught lying about sleeping with Jordana 🙄 Don’t even get me started on her baby voice

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These ads Kelsey does are pure cringe, we know you’re sucking in your stomach in the second picture. 🤦🏾‍♀️

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Garrett and Kenna adopted a dog today!

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Anyone else thinking she got her nose done?

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Juliette is banging with the brown

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Chloe tells ppl to get a life and a job 👀

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me during every episode season 4

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Not me thinking Chloe was Meghan

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Rare pic of Chloe

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Showed my stylist a pic of Amandas hair, and I think she nailed it .

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Why on Earth are people making fake accounts to bash Juliette’s weight. This is how eating disorders are caused.

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Ain’t gonna lie, scrolling through insta stories and at first glance thought Kelsey leaked a nude😂😂

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It’s official

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They’re multiplying!

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Who wore it better?

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Does anyone else think Cara favors young Princess Margaret

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Water, water, water, water....

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The smoothie scene was hilarious. You know I like smoothies in the morning bro

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Juliette got her Vaccine! All opinions are welcomed 😃

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Looks like she sending a message

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Kelsey's New Hair

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First, I’m embarrassed to still be watching the show. second, my bf walked in and said alex looks like shrek

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He replied on Instagram

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Muppets of Siesta Key

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😂😂😂 Holy Fucking FaceTune!

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Why does this guy look like he is riding out a serious coke binge and getting a woody off this? He can preach all the namaste he wants, just like his wife, they get off on the drama and their unfounded sense of superiority.

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BG's dad has no psychic abilities.

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juliette the brunette!

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Sam 😅

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Chloe looks great!

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Amanda and JJ

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Chloe vs Mike on Juliette’s latest post 💀😂🍿

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The resemblance!

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Jordan, you good? 😵‍💫🤣

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Someone on Twitter basically described every single episode of Siesta Key

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I keep seeing this posted over and over again from Juliette haters trying to prove she's a Trump supporter. This is her congratulating Trump for being the 3rd president impeached, not congratulating him for doing something good.

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Still Salty!

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The guys reaction to Madissons news 🤣

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Seth Rogen watches Siesta Key.

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I was on the Teen Mom page and I really thought this was Jordana for a second. Farrah has gone to far and I feel so bad comparing the two but WOW do they resemble each other.

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Somehow Chloe ALWAYS manages to find a way to make herself present in the lives of the richest families. She just follows the money! 💰💰

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Met max and Kelsey at Montego Bay airport !

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The most terrifying scene from the entire show. This man is..... not right.

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People keep judging Juliette’s plastic surgery but i think she looks stunning!!!!! And I’m loving the body jewelry!!

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Chloe modeling for JMP 😍

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How did the producers expect us to take this seriously when she had these contacts in? I was laughing the whole time 😂

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Chloe’s engaged!

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Is Amanda really dating this guy? Looks like the tiger kings cousin. 🫣

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What the fuck Madison

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Just came here to say Ish looks like Oscar the grouch

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Chloe looks fantastic here

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From juliettes insta

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How many people will Juliette hit this season?! Average is 1.5.

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Jordan seemed so fucked up during this whole scene and conversation. Not just drunk but like she’s been on a binge. Love how Caras being a good friend and telling her what’s up

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These two do more photo shoots for no reason than anyone I know lol

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Garrett & Kenna. She looks absolutely stunning 👰‍♀️ congrats to them ❤️🎊

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This made me spit out my coffee lol

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Sam rocking the same hair since 2009 😂

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Happy Birthday to the Queen of Siesta Key!! (and the only reason I still watch tbh 🤪🥳)

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juliette on forbes !!!

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JMP prices will range from $54-$94 and $125 for once pieces

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Sam is that you?

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I don’t think they could have made a cuter baby ❤️

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Why does he insist on wearing his shorts so low. What a D bag

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Is this Chloe saying she repeatedly attacks Sam and Kelsey for no reason or that she will say anything for a paycheck? I can’t really tell

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Am I the only one who want to see more Cara’s relationship

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When Sam asked if $1,500 is a lot for a jacket

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I think jordana’s nose actually looks really good. Combined with this hairstyle on her she looks really pretty.

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He’s a Crood 🤣

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