[SATIRE] Legendary hero lifts from alchemist's shop.

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W... will they call my parents?

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Destroying capitalism, one makeup pallet at a time!

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Lifter Steals Macbook Pro From Father and Daughter.

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I doubt you could pull it off.

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I didn't steal much, but it felt good.

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Shoplifter is caught, and is shocked that they have to face the consequences

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First world thief problems.

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You should have given me money to shop with!

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She may have stolen a thesaurus at some point.

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A Lifted Anniversary Treat

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I'm not sure how to feel about this

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And we're going shoplifting!

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These people steal to cope with messed up lives.

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A message from the Tumblr shoplifting community.

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On the morality scale... Shoplifting is WAY below murder.

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I'm never going to stop stealing.

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On the morality of shoplifting.

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You can't ignore the science behind shoplifting!

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