7581 best r/shittyveganfoodporn images on Pholder | Adding greens to a massive mountain of noods makes it healthy, right?

Adding greens to a massive mountain of noods makes it healthy, right?

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I don't have cancer anymore and I moved into a new house today, eating 2 day old cold lasagne with my hands 🥰

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I'm visiting my parents, and shortly after I arrived my omni step dad returned with this grocery haul. No guidance from me, except he knew I ate similar things on prior visits.

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Vegan Ciabatta bread except I forgot it in the oven

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My 87 year old grandma made this for me for dinner. It’s the thought that counts

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Started adding a little fish back in my diet - my energy levels and brain health have improved dramatically!

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Drenching tofu in its own blood.

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The flesh of Jesus Christ is vegan

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I didn't go vegan just for the animals, but also for my health.

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Rawnola + almond milk + blueberry + freshly changed sheets

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All the leftover pasta from every bag I never finished

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Was so excited to show you guys my biscuits and gravy. It slid off the plate while taking photo. Fml.

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I couldn’t find my cup, so iced coffee in last night’s pasta sauce jar.

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You are what you eat 💅

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I made a turtle 🐢

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Lunch in the warring Ukraine (not cause all the normal food is gone, but cause the first shock wore off and I felt hungry for the first time today and assembled something very quick)

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i don’t really know how to cut a mango so i just peel them like an orange and eat them over the sink

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Just thought this belongs here. On low energy days: peanut butter and potato chips

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I’m vegan for the health benefits

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Avocado with plain white rice and salt. Add soy sauce if you think you're fuckin better than me. Recipe in title.

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The best shitty vegan food is the fuck you anorexia kinda food

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100% dino dinner - dino nuggs, dino mac, dino kale 🦕

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Four potatoes I microwaved and covered in Sriracha to eat on my way to class

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Does this count as shitty vegan food porn?

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Dandies marshmallows dipped in cold brew, eaten while having a good cry in my car lol

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vegan for my health 🙏

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Winter themed entire block of plain tofu!

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Trying out some Thanksgiving recipes to disappoint my family with

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Gettin lit on my 4-year veganniversary

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guess i'm just eating jegg for the next month

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It was a hard day at work

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I don’t know where to post this but I feel like I’ve committed a war crime.

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Sub bread dipped in butter for each bite

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When life (Grocery Outlet) gives you $2 blocks of Miyokos Mozzarella, you make Mozzarella Sticks

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Garlic bread. For me. No one else. Not sharing.

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Cleaning up after a wild Saturday night

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Tried to make a rainbow cake

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The classic Christmas party We got you something

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vegan chicken drumstick

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It’s going down

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Who else eats tofu, nooch, and sriracha as a snack?

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Vegan charcuterie board on a pizza box, assembled while drunk.

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8 Richmond sausages eaten straight out the pan for valentine's day

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advent calendar

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I was just trying to take a picture of my nuggies 😾 can’t have shit here

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Hope she likes them 🤞

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Made $10.62 on $AMC today. Celebrating by eating an avocado to spite the boomers.

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Alfredo except the twist is I accidentally used vanilla oat milk so its inedible and caused me to have a mental breakdown in my kitchen. Guess I will just go to bed for dinner.

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Firmly grasp it.

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Doritos, a glass of vodka and the election results.

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For only $5000 a month, I can teach you to thrive on a vegan diet

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I thought this was very fitting lmao

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Captain's Log #69: Our nooch reserves are at a critical level. The galactic supply store did not have it in stock. This could be the end for us. Tell my wife and kids I

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Lukewarm hummus sandwich eaten in my car cuz I'm antisocial & avoid work breakrooms like the plague

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Love that my college dining hall has actual vegan food (it's seitan)

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Today I made pancakes that were somehow both burnt and undercooked *chef kiss*

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Pepperoni pizza!!! ... except instead of pizza crust it's a tortilla, and instead of cheeze it's spinach, and instead of looking delicious it looks like this

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Just a nice veg option for the wedding.

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vegan for my health

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Some not real cheese sludge on pasta: aka mac that won't make me shit myself

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Carefully prepared fennel that went directly in the compost because apparently fennel is just licorice flavored celery.

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Paid $18 for THIS at a local vegan place

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Package said 6 pieces and I got 7. Suck it losers

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black bean & sweet potato spring rolls

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I wish I could un-see this...

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Shitty instant noodles eaten at my messy desk out of an old Pedialyte bottle because I forgot a bowl

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“Vegan dinner” at my partner’s holiday party

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Sugar free monster with chia seeds, at six am before I go to work, I call it A Mistake

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ordered a tofu stirfry and got this on the side help is it still vegan

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Caprese, but its just a pound of tofu with salt and pepper

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I’m convinced that being vegan forces you to become a culinary genius

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This got downvoted to hell on /plantbaseddiet, maybe you guys will like my peanut butter pickle toast!

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Vegan Friendsgiving 2021

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A health icon 🙋🏼‍♀️

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Praise the gas station gods

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What my husband makes himself for dinner every night

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I’m vegan for the health benefits.

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Finished making the filling for my samosa pot pie and realized the pie crust had lard in it. Anyway, behold the submosa!

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I’m an adult and I can do whatever I want

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American Goulash

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I asked AI to create a recipe for some vegan fried rice and the results sound delicious!

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I call this masterpiece “the only vegan at a seafood restaurant”

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british food sucks um try again sweaty :)

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B12 gummies and seltzer for breakfast at 3 pm 😌

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Snow, and it’s 100% vegan 🥴

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Last night I spent an hour passionately describing the health benefits of veganism to my mother. This is my lunch today

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Silken tofu should not be used in stir fry apparently 🙃

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My pickup at the grocer this morning. Eating it cold like always 🌱

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