T.I.L the armory my mom use to bring me to to babysit me while she was working, eventually got bought and was heavily featured in porn2yr ⋅ sluttydinosaur101 ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL Sudan has a crapload of ancient pyramids that far outnumber Egypt's, but they're relatively unknown mainly because they're all kind of shitty-looking.2yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL Shrek was originally a black and white movie back in the 1940's1yr ⋅ thisaps2 ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL The cast of Friends negotiated contracts together and refuse to allow any one person to make less than the rest of the cast despite the fact that just one of Jennifer Aniston's fun bags could have demanded twice the salary of David Schwimmer.4yr ⋅ Urisk ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that if the singer of the Foo Fighters shaved, he’d look like the drummer from Nirvana2yr ⋅ autistic_robot ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that if you're not sure a girl wants to have sex with you, you can just find out what color panties she's wearing. Red means she's down to fuck.2yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that Nintendo Switch cartridges fit in Lego hands, so this little fella is going hold my current playing games from now on.4yr ⋅ josemi_online ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that Kellogg (yes, that Kellogg) invented a chair that would shake you so violently you would shit yourself1yr ⋅ Dusty5paw ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL my IQ is so high that it literally crashes the IQ test website. AMA.1yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL: Europe's lack of guns makes them a bunch of liberal cucks.1yr ⋅ x20mike07x ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL Effingham county high school in South Georgia requires only black students to wear face masks4yr ⋅ pesky_varmint ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL you cannot say Panera food is worse than gas station food5mo ⋅ Godofdisruption ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
Today I learned that I will get banned from /r/Art by /u/awkwardtheturtle for posting my masterpiece because he's a dumbass nazi turtle with no taste in art at all.1yr ⋅ x20mike07x ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that you can put Ketchup on anything, and demanding evidence for it makes you racist3yr ⋅ roybz99 ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL: It's ok for security guards to hit women if they are not Britney Spears10mo ⋅ x20mike07x ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL you can tell dolphins are pretty dumb by comparing how fat and stupid-looking their brains are next to a human's.3yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that, since 1996, Pepsi has included a secret ingredient in its popular cola -- a synthetic extract engineered by its flavor scientists to mimic a unique secretion found only in Matthew Perry's anal gland.3yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL you can wear different colored bracelets to school to signify to your schoolmates which sexual acts you're willing to engage in.3yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that, despite what guys may tell you, whenever you see a dude sitting with a pants bulge like this, it's because they have a RAGING BONER for you and it's basically sexual assault.3yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
Today I learned that the reason the US has so many tornadoes is because this guy is so gay.3yr ⋅ Montymisted ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL since 1997, Sony have bred and slaughtered over 1.3 billion dogs for their prized noses [xpost /r/retrogamememes]6yr ⋅ ZadocPaet ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL women's boobs don't actually make a loud 'HONK' sound when you squeeze them. The reason you always hear that sound is that you make it subconsciously with your mouth.6yr ⋅ thomistically-drunk ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
what books are on the shelf behind Alex? Wrong answers only.1yr ⋅ Ok-Picture2677 ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL As Ronald Reagan's Alzheimers worsened, he began tapping his fingers on the Oval Office desk. A reporter watching film of president realised he was taping put his home phone number and another unknown sequence. The other sequence was later learnt to be the nuclear launchcode.6yr ⋅ likeawildbirdofprey ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL it is so hot in California that they installed these giant fans just to cool things down in the winter7yr ⋅ toromio ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL Church bells were invented by Christians to ensure that that Heathens couldn't sleep in on Sundays either. Heathens adapted and took the bells tolling as notice that it was time to wake up and rob the Christians houses whilst they were at church.7yr ⋅ growleroz ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL Ping Pong is the only sport to be named after its inventor6yr ⋅ CaucasianAppearance ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that the interestjng af logo is a thinking man and not a deformed black frog4yr ⋅ daniel1606 ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL an interesting fact about the flag of the United States of America.8yr ⋅ Maximillien ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL In a 1993 publicly stunt, McDonalds painted their logo on 1,000 pigeons in the London tourist spot, Trafalgar Square. They then gave out Big Mac's to hungry tourists. The pigeons proceeded to attack the tourists, stealing their Big Mac's and causing numerous injuries6yr ⋅ likeawildbirdofprey ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that Patrick Stewart, back when he had hair, was the model for the Indian on the Buffalo Nickel.7yr ⋅ JohnShart ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL In 2006 KLM flight 4805 crashed into the Swiss Alps with 239 souls on board. There was one survivor, 34 year old Michael Skilton. Michael was miraculously uninjured and the next day continued on his journey to Brussels where he died at a voluntary euthanasia clinic as he had previously planned.6yr ⋅ likeawildbirdofprey ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TiL Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice was dubbed in his first film, Hercules In New York, because he didn't speak english. Arnold liked the dubbed voice so much, that when we learnt English he underwent vocal training to imitate the accent. His voice is now the most recognisable in the world.6yr ⋅ likeawildbirdofprey ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL if you leave your ejaculate in a tank of warm water with some fish food, you can grow your very own pet Sperm Monkeys!6yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL about an intelligent gorilla called Koko who is able to communicate with humans. On one occasion Koko clogged the toilet in her enclosure. When confronted about it she began flashing gang signs and blamed her pet cat, Nipples. Koko smokes eight packs a day and often describes things as SAD!7yr ⋅ le_petit_dejeuner ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that when all the other steam shovels were left to rust and fall apart, Mike Mulligan and Mary Anne just dabbed the fuck out.6yr ⋅ PraetorAngel ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that this keyboard has 26 letter based keys. The same number of letters in the English alphabet.8yr ⋅ FookTird ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL Steve Jobs hated The Beatles after their company Apple music, sued Apple computers for name copyright infringement and won. As revenge, when the first iPod was released, if a Beatles song was played, a recording of Yoko Ono screeching would play instead. Jobs paid Yoko $40,000 for her work.6yr ⋅ likeawildbirdofprey ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL Fred kill all witnesses Rogers was never formally charged with a crime for the 9-11 attacks.5yr ⋅ Urisk ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that shortly after college, former president Obama briefly flirted with the idea of legally changing his name to Gravity as he was a self-proclaimed thick bitch killer.7yr ⋅ Trans_Europe_Express ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that 175 million years ago, the present-day continents were joined in a supercontinent called Pangaea, located mostly in the southern hemisphere7yr ⋅ RossParka ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL on September 11th, 2001 when the US airspace was shut down following the attacks, Canada pumped out the lavatories from 255 flights bound for the USA in Operation Downtown Brown. Canadian teams offloaded 765,000 pounds of wastewater and couldn't believe all the shit Americans must be eating.7yr ⋅ _Mr-Skeltal_ ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL That the game 'Quake 2' was merely a propaganda tool for making the euro currency more popular7yr ⋅ RdVortex ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL when Jack, Wendy, and Danny were trapped at the Overlook Hotel, there was a film crew there who were assholes and didn't help them.7yr ⋅ _Mr-Skeltal_ ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL industrial toilet paper has no cardboard to wipe my ass with when I run out of toilet paper6yr ⋅ confession69 ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that Martin Luther King once drove into a Burger King drive-thru window, grabbed a pregnant employee by the throat, and bellowed Did I fuckin' SAY sweet-n-sour sauce, muthafucka?!7yr ⋅ Trans_Europe_Express ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL: In the movie The Shinning Jack Nicholson's original line was Knock, Knock, Avon Calling. The Avon company threatened a nation wide boycot of the film, lead by their door to door sales ladies, if the line remained. The studio capitulated to their demands6yr ⋅ growleroz ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL On his deathbed Roger Ebert confessed that he found Vertigo to be tedious and convoluted and that he murdered Natalie Wood in a fit of rage. The police commissioner responded, saying he was shocked because he felt it was Hitchcock's best film.5yr ⋅ Urisk ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that the reason why it was winter in Canada and summer in New York at the same time in the first X-Men movie is that in the universe of the films, the US is geographically located in the southern hemisphere, approximately in the same location as real-life Brazil.6yr ⋅ shoe_owner ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that physicists proved that shooting granny style is the absolute best technique to consistently gun down small children and hookers, but NRA members refuse to do it because it looks stupid.8yr ⋅ neodymiumPUSSYmagnet ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
I work for Comcast and TIL they have million dollar servers with your explicit [nudes] photos. The DPic obviously stands for “dick pic” and the UPic is clearly “pUssyPic.” Careful whose WiFi you send nudes on!6yr ⋅ confession69 ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL That Cats are not an imaginary creature invented by Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber for his musical of the same name but a real-life creature that actually exists, though they bear little resemblance to the dancing bipeds in said production.6yr ⋅ shoe_owner ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL Arnie's famous line Hasta La Vista, Baby in Terminator 2, was different depending on which country the film was viewed. In the Australian version he says Get Rooted You Bloody Drongo6yr ⋅ likeawildbirdofprey ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL Bill Hader set a movie theater on fire for revenge on noisy patrons during a screening of Titanic but was ultimately foiled by aspiring firefighter Steve Buscemi.7yr ⋅ nerdz0r ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL: Disneyland is the top destination for children granted a wish by both the starlight and make a wish foundation, subsequently Disneyland has more dying children per capita than any other place on earth.8yr ⋅ growleroz ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL I'm a pretty big deal on Reddit. (..Oh, I'll never amount to anything, huh?? ....SUCK IT, MOM!!!)6yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL my leg muscle has an organ and that some cannibals prefer that cut of meat.5yr ⋅ mrconstantfuckup ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL If you're at a restaurant and don't know what to order, you can ask to see a menu.8yr ⋅ neodymiumPUSSYmagnet ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that just prior to the release of the Thriller album, Michael Jackson decided not to include the track Beef Burps, which both lamented and celebrated the pungent yet delicious after-effects of eating Italian Beef sandwiches.6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that in the US, there used to be different crossroads for black people and white people7yr ⋅ roybz99 ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL human skin is home to thousands of tiny creatures, including demodex mites and microscopic goats (which cause minor itching when they jump).7yr ⋅ _Mr-Skeltal_ ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL Many of the steel beams from the World Trade Centre were sold at a discount, as scrap metal, to China. The beams were recycled by Chinese steel makers back into building materials. These were then onsold to Saudi Arabia where they were used to construct the Saudi Kings new home, Kingdom Tower.5yr ⋅ likeawildbirdofprey ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL When McDonalds was introduced into Australia in 1998, they had to change their Big Mac Slogan....Two All beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese etc, because a Beef Pattie in Australia is slang for a pile of cow poo. When you order a Big Mac in Australia you get 2 Beeferoo's in your burger.7yr ⋅ growleroz ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL this is what it would look like if the ISS was as far away as the moon6yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL Trump has hired Derek Zoolander as the new White House communications director7yr ⋅ read-it-on-reddit ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL of American atrocities in WW2: This device churned through entire columns of enemy infantry before the Geneva convention banned it.6yr ⋅ skank__hunt ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL the tallest structure on earth is the RKO Radio Tower at 1,642,840 ft, located at the North Pole, followed by the Burj Khalifa at 2717 ft, located in Dubai.7yr ⋅ _Mr-Skeltal_ ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL: Matt Groenig was such a fan of OJ Simpson that he named his new tv show The Simpsons in his honor. After OJ's acquittal of murder charges Groening celebrated by producing the Simpsons murder story...Who Shoot Mr Burns!7yr ⋅ growleroz ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL the internet was initially designed to spread the word of Jesus7yr ⋅ FrizzyFraufrau ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL WWE wrestler John Cena’s (whose real name is John Cena) ring name “John Cena” was inspired by John Cena, which is John Cena’s real name. This is a reference to the fact that John Cena’s actual first name is “John” and John Cena’s actual last name is “Cena”.6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL of Auld Lang Syne, a reclusive president of Burma who didn't leave her house for 20 years. When she finally went outside she was attacked by members of USDA (United States Department of Agriculture) and awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for being the world's least effective president.7yr ⋅ le_petit_dejeuner ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that North Korean teens have a tradition called Rumspringa wherein they spend a few months visiting Europe or North America to experience Western culture before choosing whether to return to North Korea and embrace Totalitarian values for the rest of their life. More than 99% choose to return.6yr ⋅ le_petit_dejeuner ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that scientists recently completed a study which mapped elevated levels of dihydrogen monoxide (blue areas) worldwide. The gas is toxic if inhaled in large quantities.7yr ⋅ _Mr-Skeltal_ ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL it would have been easier to paint the ceiling if Michelangelo had turned the Sistine Chapel upside-down8yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL: In his youth George Lucas was a keen star gazer. One night he had his telescope trained on a galaxy far away and he observed an intergalactic war in progress. He watched in interest for several years and evetually used his observations to create the original script for Star Wars.7yr ⋅ growleroz ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL we have more cells in our brain than we have brains in our body9yr ⋅ I_have_aladeen_news ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL How Lenovo manufactures their StinkPad series of business laptops7yr ⋅ RdVortex ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL some chickens can live up to 54 years in cage-free conditions.11yr ⋅ turtleeatingalderman ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that starting in 2017, instead of giving a lump of coal to naughty children, Santa Claus will now be dispensing anal lice.7yr ⋅ Trans_Europe_Express ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL the time has come at last to throw away this mask. Now everyone can see my true identity. I'm Kilroy.7yr ⋅ _Mr-Skeltal_ ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that Aussie shampoo was originally formulated for kangaroos but people soon began using it themselves when they realized how healthy and shiny it makes hair.7yr ⋅ le_petit_dejeuner ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that at Bethesda, shipping unfinished games is considered to be a valid path to success, as it can be argued that profit can manifest in several forms with no product being one of them. (betterbusiness.org)5yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
