Hey girl do you want a strong dick? Mine is very tough as it has been through a lot. I even have a news story as proof. Don’t worry the stingers just made it more veiny.2yr ⋅ CTMuse504 ⋅ r/ShittyPickupLines
Honestly I'd love to use it some day just to see the reaction5yr ⋅ iamtheundefined ⋅ r/ShittyPickupLines
The is a place and a time this sub-reddit can be put to good use.5yr ⋅ iamrealysmartniceguy ⋅ r/ShittyPickupLines
Sorry if already posted. Best thing I’ve seen in a long time.6yr ⋅ thestgermaine ⋅ r/ShittyPickupLines
Or probably because I'm gonna cry so much you're gonna leave me5yr ⋅ happyGruber ⋅ r/ShittyPickupLines
*slaps headlight* you could fit so many shitty pickups in this line5yr ⋅ linknt01 ⋅ r/ShittyPickupLines
