SLPT: Mountain lion about to attack your dog? Grab that fucker by the tail to teach it who's boss.3yr ⋅ HM-Wogglebug-TE ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Just hang your hair like this and it gets cut for free. Stop paying $100 for a cut.1yr ⋅ x2o6 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: If you have a hole in your leggings, just colour it in with dark pen. You can hide the fact that you can’t afford to buy new clothes and get a free temporary tattoo2yr ⋅ Doodlepattt ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
If you stain a shirt, you can simply outline the stain with a sharpie and give it a name. This will make it seam like you visit islands.6yr ⋅ joecool32 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Want to get paid for 1 year of free therapy sessions? Become a plus sized model!1yr ⋅ NoCovido ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT if you wish to get a girls number, just compliment her plants oxygen.4yr ⋅ Currynrice9728 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Use water and dry ice to get rid of dirty dishes in the sink.3yr ⋅ Dangy91 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Drop tables on your toes to paint them blue without nailpolish1yr ⋅ Jakuxsi ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT start talking politics on a deserted island and somebody will come for you3yr ⋅ alreadyinuses ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: if you are less than 21, start smoking to appear older so that you can enter clubs without needing Fake IDs2yr ⋅ analysisparalysis24 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Suffering from heroin overdose? Just dust yourself with asbestos. Better than Narcan!1yr ⋅ celticdude234 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: The next time you get a pizza pie to go, ask for a bag so it's easier to carry the box.4yr ⋅ PaulMCapo ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
Instead of buying toilet paper exchange the same amount for Venezuelan bolivars6yr ⋅ autotrigono ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: How to avoid the neighbours from hearing you masturbate1yr ⋅ Obama_The_Based ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: if you want to quite something, keep an extra stock in case you run out3yr ⋅ MohanBhargava ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT : On a diet? Baking soda has zero calories and is incredibly filling.1yr ⋅ en16m4pro9 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Are you having an Emergency? But there is no Emergency Phone installed? Please make sure to not have an emergency at that location1yr ⋅ Alph_x ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: how to extend your life, when your doctor told you you only have a year to live [see pic]2yr ⋅ nousername206 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Agree to put your P in her V in exchange for an A or a B...1yr ⋅ Kyleforshort ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Buy a universal key and drive a new tractor right off the lot for $53yr ⋅ raznik83 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Go to the beach when shark week airs; it's the safest time for you to have a relaxing swim.5yr ⋅ phx_zephyr ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Saving the last bite of the best part of your meal for last is is a young man's game. When you start getting on in age you should eat the best part first, in case you die while eating.2yr ⋅ 2BallsInTheHole ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT Remove the toilet brush to get fountain drinks at refill price.2yr ⋅ Drakahl ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Put an American flag in your front yard so people think you have a gun and won't rob you1yr ⋅ blcknoir ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT- If you’re lonely, just glue a cup to the top of your car!3yr ⋅ Snoo_18863 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT - in order to add some competition in the dating sphere.1yr ⋅ simpn_aint_easy ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Plug in your USB receiver with a hammer for that flush mounted look3yr ⋅ Xyeeyx ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
LPT Turn your toaster onto a pizza oven. Check smoke detector batteries first tho.2yr ⋅ pastafaz ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Post your homework questions as a joke in r/Jokes and hope someone helps you in the comments.3yr ⋅ RobertJSh ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT Become freinds with an affectionate cloud. It will follow you wherever you go, helping you create the perfect instagram photo background every time!4yr ⋅ Currynrice9728 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
LPT: New way of measuring your penis - make sure you have a good fit around and then read the measurement.4yr ⋅ duperman01 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: consider becoming a round earther otherwise you'll be affected by 5g1yr ⋅ AH_Med086 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Teach your kids to keep the invoices from Beanie Baby purchases in case they ever get a divorce1yr ⋅ toromio ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Don't want to be annoyed by Trick or Treaters? Place this handy sign in your yard1yr ⋅ BobcatBob26 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Make massive $avings by adding your mustard and sauce vertically instead of horizontal.1yr ⋅ Blisser_the_Sniff ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT Use Hot Chocolate Bombs Instead Of Bath Bombs For Silky Smooth Skin1yr ⋅ Slamuel_The_Lamanite ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: if you get trappedbin a cave people will just give you free ketamine.1yr ⋅ ShartedAtCVS ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Dumpster dive outside of Twitter HQ to score free MacBooks!1yr ⋅ ronyjk22 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: How to cross minimum karma criteria for posting when you are new at Reddit4yr ⋅ freezerbreezer ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: every time you get access to a ladder, take a nap at the bottom of the ladder!!! Boss will think you fell and let you have a few extra days off1yr ⋅ BallsofSt33I ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Store your gum in your pill bottle so people don't ask you for gum.3yr ⋅ made-in-vachina ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Do your kids watch too much TV? Mute it and put on subtitles - now, they’re reading!1yr ⋅ stchrysostom ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Always say yes when someone offers you drugs because drugs are expensive1yr ⋅ MrNoName_ishere ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: In case of unannounced guests, demand that they come back with a warrant, Or have this door mat say it on your behalf1yr ⋅ RevolutionaryMoney77 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: New car? Don't want to get the shiny new paint damaged? Just wrap your new car in cling film.1yr ⋅ purple-circle ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
