SLPT: Cover your drivers side window in mirrored tint. Don’t wind it down when pulled over. The cop will think they’re talking to another officer and wave you on.1yr ⋅ Blisser_the_Sniff ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Demoralize your child so they can use the pain to succeed!1yr ⋅ regal-guidance ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Follow these steps to add some flair to your driver's license photo4yr ⋅ AwaitingCombat ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: If you are caught short by an unexpected visit from Aunt Flo, just stick a mushroom down your pants.1yr ⋅ dektorres ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Work hard and sacrifice your family time to move up.1yr ⋅ Existentialidiot83 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT Be thankful for a little quiet time during the holidays3yr ⋅ HM-Wogglebug-TE ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: dump some sugar in concrete and tea in the sea. Boom..freedom.3yr ⋅ PrateekB005 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
[SLPT] Make your passwords “I don’t know”; that way if you’re ever tortured for the answer, you’ll pass a lie detector test.2yr ⋅ 3goDoge ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Get rid of the check engine light by removing your dash!2yr ⋅ katiedonuts ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: When you’re on vacation put this sign up around your house...3yr ⋅ TheAlexanderJohn ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: make a more expensive, tasteless version of a popular meal2yr ⋅ bigjoffer ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: want to get drunk for cheap? Why not go all the way till you black out5yr ⋅ ikaikanani ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT tired of bumpy rides? Wear/sand down your tires, the smoother the surface the smoother the ride!1yr ⋅ Magnus_Rufus ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Remember these Rules for safely handling and using firearms.1yr ⋅ monkiih8r ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Struggle finding the long side of fitted sheets? Spill some lube that won’t wash out and you’ll always know the orientation.2yr ⋅ monkeyfunky_ ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT (technically shittydeathprotips) when you get sent to hell, just say no.3yr ⋅ Currynrice9728 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT:If your going to get stoned, Make sure there are no vietcong nearby.3yr ⋅ Paulie6988 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Have packages delivered to your work instead of to your house4yr ⋅ clonegirbs ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Having a hard time remembering all the great lakes name? Problem solved!11mo ⋅ Guyb9 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Imagine there’s an old man washing you to make bath times more fun2yr ⋅ coneheadfetish ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT, Tired of people showing you their children's ugly pictures? Here's a way to solve that!1yr ⋅ ScareCrow_04_q ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT if you want your wrench to stay open at a speciffic size, leave it in your yard for 10 years.4yr ⋅ Waspster ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Increase your WiFi data speed by installing LAN cables wherever possible2yr ⋅ gregsmithsays ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT - Want to commit a crime but don't want to do time? Frame a koala!3yr ⋅ squid---ward ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT- If you want to be a true Atheist, make sure you have plenty of babies to eat!1yr ⋅ shootermac32 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT-Depressed? In a funk?? Don’t know why?? Find a person who will tell you to “Cheer Up”... Poof! And just like that, no more depression!1yr ⋅ shootermac32 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT get people to wave at you when you don’t have friends.4yr ⋅ rightytightylefty ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Does your breaker keep tripping? Put a stick against it too keep it in place!1yr ⋅ Dawn_Finder ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Keep the gas turned on so your partner doesn't have to make too much effort while heating their dinner3yr ⋅ MohanBhargava ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: When you open beer bottles with pizza crust, place your thumb on a piece of pepperoni so your thumb doesn't slip.4yr ⋅ PaulMCapo ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Can’t afford to travel to Europe? Drive around Ontario for a few hours with a foreign sounding coffee from Timmy’s4yr ⋅ kennyisntfunny ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: buy yourself some Float-A-Poo so next time your dog poos you can fill it, float it, and forget it!2yr ⋅ CoffeeIsTheElixir ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT- Economy in free fall? Banking Crisis?? No worries! If you don’t have money saved in the first place, you’ve got nothing to fear and nothing to lose!1yr ⋅ shootermac32 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
LPT: When out in public, pull up your face mask so it extends over your eyes also, thereby shielding yourself from the sight of the absolute shithole we've made of this planet.3yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT Before you kіll someone, train a parrot to say No, *name of relative/partner*, don't kіll me! and put the parrot in their home.1yr ⋅ DiaMat2040 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
