SLPT: A proper way to respond when women ask you if they look beautiful1yr ⋅ JohnW305 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Stalk those online trolls & exert revenge by having them wax, bleach your butt, guys! 🤣1yr ⋅ RevolutionaryMoney77 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Getting drug tested at work and don't want to be fired? Make space cakes for your co-workers so everybody's at fault1yr ⋅ Stkrdknmibalz69 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Forgo the stud finder and just use your intuition + a drill to locate them...1yr ⋅ Kyleforshort ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Possibly hot, recently-singles in your area via Facebook Marketplace2yr ⋅ MachBrn ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: If you want a figure like Salma Hayek's you should eat tacos.2yr ⋅ berserkmanufacturer1 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
Slpt: to maximize your wallet space. Shrink your money in the dryer.1yr ⋅ Elfere ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Struggle with presents for the holidays? Ketchup is always a safe backup2yr ⋅ Lorebeck521 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT why bother women at bars when you can bother them at target3yr ⋅ 1_10v3_Lamp ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Tired of Jehovah's witnesses knocking on your door? Just answer the door naked and chase them off.1yr ⋅ MrNoName_ishere ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Want to get the COVID vaccine in NC sooner? You have 22 days to smoke 100 cigarettes.3yr ⋅ PrinceTrollestia ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Use revenge as a learning motivation tool cos There is no greater motivator than spite. That's two birds in one stone & an absolute win: - 1. Publicity Roast the enemy, 2. Accidentally learn a new subject in search for revenge.1yr ⋅ RevolutionaryMoney77 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT Notice you’ve been gaining weight after your divorce? Make a thumbnail to subtly imply you are just pregnant1yr ⋅ fruitypig ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: just turn the videos and wallah!!! You got yourself a straight kid.3yr ⋅ EmilyG702 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT or maybe pure genius, I can't tell. Put your weed on that there Fleshlight.3yr ⋅ HM-Wogglebug-TE ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Make lemonade if life gives you lemons, cause you depression. Strive to be the poster child of depression1yr ⋅ bosspecific ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT Want to make a billion dollar movie? Get Zoe Saldana and paint her a different color1yr ⋅ rgatoNacho ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: if you're doing something illegal or dumb, play Taylor Swift's Blank Space on speaker so people who film can't upload it because of DMCA.3yr ⋅ Letsridebicyclesnow ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT + Bonus if you can die before consequences catch up with ya, that's a double win!3yr ⋅ aikotoba86 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Company won’t buy you a standing desk? Make one yourself.3yr ⋅ pnutbuttafly ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
LPT make it so difficult for utility companies to cut your stuff off that they give up.1yr ⋅ AssuringMisnomer ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: To enjoy protein powder be less vegan, but just on this one occasion1yr ⋅ ghostmark2005 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Does your child dislike medication? convince them that you just poisoned them and that the medication is the antidote1yr ⋅ PxN13 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Drink while on medication to feel drunk off of less alcohol4yr ⋅ 90059bethezip ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
