Y'all can keep the aliens, I found my wife.

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Outjerked again by the Unggoy

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Lore implications of the French making a halo assault rifle?

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They made Halo 4 a romance story

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Fan comic

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Is this canon

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Implications? Is this real?

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Why does Captain Cutter look different, sound different and look a bit younger in Halo Wars 2?

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The cute marine from halo reach can see you guys being horny for aliens and she's very disappointed

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Never change, Halo Fans.

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1. Halo is a book series.

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Is there a lore reason why Mamer Cheef wasn In rech?

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Best. Update. Ever.

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Fred Sled is canon

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Why was CE Cortana like that?

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This is canon

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I've always thought about this

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Well that went well...

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Marty is ICONIC for this!!

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I wish Halo 4 was just the Chief mocking Del Rio

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Flying split-jaws. Canon animal from Sangehlios: 'sKelln be smellin'

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Halo 5 lead nowhere, not even to a PC

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A great honor

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What are the lore implications of Atriox trying to sell this car to Captain Cutter for $6K?

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This sub has users who are willing to make things. Yay!

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The Oedipus complex for the Master Chief

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Dude, we just wanted a Halo story that made logical sense! 😢

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Favorite Round thing 2 quote?

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These idiots released the Flood inside the ONI headquarters. Are you kidding me?

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Why did the Master Cheeks beat up random people at a holiday camp?

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This was truly a Halo moment of all time

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What did Anthony Petrosky mean by this?

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Avoid YouTube. People are uploading spoilerific thumbnails and titles for the campaign.

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Did the covenant bang each other?

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these edibles aint shi...

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Is dress up popular post war?

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And John Halo would have been the one to do it

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Lore implications of grunt Walter White?

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In your opinion, how will 343i describe and develop a human-alien integrated society? Will we get weird lore out of it?

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What are the lore implications of Jorge being a fucking samurai

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I love modders: The ScorpHog is the latest masterpiece in UNSC vehicle manufacturing, combining the speed of the Warthog and the Firepower of the Scorpion. It even flies backwards!

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RAJ MUC

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I'd fall for it

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The eclipse was crazy

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Another definitive guide to the characters of the Halo universe

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Joe wrote the Miranda line. To War.

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Halsey held a grudge against Daisy for trying to leave the Spartan program so she gave her mjolnir from Temu 💀

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Why are female spartans packing an entire frigate? or in other words, why are they so thicc?

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Truth

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How's everybody on the plot purgatory farm? Does the Didact like all his new company?

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What are the lore implications of r/halo fucking losing it

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In the TV show 'The Flood', is just a broken space toilet overflowing the ship

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Name your favorite moment from this series

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I haven’t played Halo 5 in a while, when did Locke give head to Chief.

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Why did Kanye get kicked out, did he interrupt Tartarus’s speech during the changing of the guard.

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This is canon in HALO. The AK47 Mobik rifle.

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But it never happened

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Why does Vale have hips wider than the UNSC Infinity?

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Official licensed Halo 2 condom

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Why did Jorge (/ˈhɔːrheɪ/ HOR-hey) do this???

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Uh oh

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Now that Halo 6 has been out for a month, what’s everyone’s favorite part of the game?

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Official Halo posted this

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Covenant Lore

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From a lore perspective can Chief simply walk into Mordor.

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@dril

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POV: You’re an insurrectionist

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The harbinger is cute

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(we were insurrectionists)

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gameplay

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Halo is a book series

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I loved the part in the TV show where the Spartan 3s were prepared for combat: Begun, the Covenant Wars have.

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Is there a lore reason for this.

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In Halo Infinite, Grunts speak with whiny, high-pitched voices. This is a reference to the fact that Halo fans are whiners that complain about everything

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Tiny Chief in the Gold Timeline. Will we have a multiverse of madness?

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Master Chief, defend this station. Do not let it blow up while I‘m jacking off

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Why didn't the Humans just tell the Forerunners they were running from the Flood? Are they stupid?

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Why did the Gravemind attempt to participate in the 2020 US election? And how the hell did he lose to Ronald Bump and Josephine Bye'then? Surely his poetry skills would've won him the election?

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discusting

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Lore implications of the Master Chief being a dick?

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Why is master chief blocking wraiths in china?

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Lore Fact #745

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What did cortana mean by this?

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Will Jimmy Cheeks fight Kung Fu Panda?

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Many fans don’t understand why Noble 6 was so mercilessly hunted at the end of Reach; having been the ONLY forklift certified Spartan, he was too great a threat. The prophets HAD to ensure his demise.

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From a lore perspective can Chief simply walk into Mordor.

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Lore implications of the Master Chief being a reference to John 1:17?

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Holy crap

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Oh my god hes fucking dead the chief fucking died

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The marines and 6 went into the caves for a giant party.

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FUN FACT:She's not on the legal age yet YOU CREEPS

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This is why they imprisoned his ass

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Some deep lore most fans aren’t aware off.

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What are the lore reasons for this dumb line.

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Who would win though....

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In 2552, Spartan Walter-117 was recruited to develop methamphetamine as a performance enhancer for UNSC troops. However, a communication error led to production of methane instead; a Covenant raid on UNSC ships stole 5000 tons of methane, boosting unggoy performance, resulting in the fall of Reach.

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The magic people can survive glassing and can briefly mind control the Flood. Why didn't ONI kidnap their children and turn them into Spartans? Is ONI intellectually disabled? Do they respect Lore logic?

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How did they supply Moa meat for the burgers if Reach was destroyed?

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Which would you choose?

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What game was this in?

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not a big fan of the covenant

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Is Sacred Icon correct here?

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What are the lore implications of this.

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Does the Halo 3 rat love you?

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In an audio log, the Harbinger uses a Gravemind quote. The first Gravemind was a Precursor. New Xanax species be damned—is this definitive proof that the Endless are the Precursors!?

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Did they ever kiss?

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TIL Master Chief is based on Ukrainian President Zelensky

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Marty O'Donnell What Have You Done This Time

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Why did Halsey briefly become a blonde anime girl?

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Why did Cortana breast size increase so dramatically in halo 4?

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POV: You're going to recolour your Spartan-IV in Halo: Infinite

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What’s the lore implications of Reach being an inside job?

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new MasterChafe armour looks 🔥

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What are the lore implications of the chimera core’s toes?

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What Halo 'fact' is he reacting to?

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Yes but can Wednesday Adams survive in the Halo universe.

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Judging by this picture, this shows that IQ from Rainbow 6 Siege is Canon in the Halo universe. The only question is, is rainbow six siege itself canon in the Halo universe?

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POV you have been reading about working conditions in the outer colonies

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Why did the Master Chief decide to get a job at chipotle?

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Ohhh Mister Cheeks

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It spells out Halo.

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BIG new theory explanes EVERYTHING

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These bad boys will splatter you, and write poetry about how sad they feel about it.

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Hey guys what are the lore implications?

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The series would have been better if someone from the writing team tweaked the script

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what the FUCK was his problem?

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Halo 5 opened the door for this to be not fanfiction anymore.

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What more could you want?

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TIL that after being ridiculed online, Craig spent 2 years hitting the gym and growing out his beard, as well as switching to the Keto diet. What is the lore reason behind Craig meditating for 30 minutes every morning, as well as eating lean meats and making his own sushi and kimchi?

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It is over. Reach City, Reach has fallen. Millions of grunts must suicide plasma grenade charge! Maybe billions!

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Who's winning?

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What’s going on here: Shitty lore only.

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What did this mean?

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What's the lore implications of colony being autilsic

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What are the lore implications of noble six terrorizing people?

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TIL that when Admiral Holland says May God help us all, he is not referring to the impending Covenant invasion. He is referring to the fact that his favourite Moa Burger Joint will be closed as per the Winter Contingency.

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Photograph taken just before a Sangheili mating ritual, circa 2542

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From a lore perspective how can 1 human take on an entire squad.

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looks sick af tho

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Why is John Halo using the urinal like this.

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The Rookie is alive. ONI claims that he is dead to cover up human-alien relationships.

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One of these days, I’m going to snap like a rubber band

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I am doing another flair check, to see if Reddit is working. Comment your flair!

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What did Gianni mean by this?

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The company browses this sub

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The Geneva suggestions

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