Came home to a very smoky house. Knocked on my brother's door asking if he was cooking something and I heard him pause for a second before saying oh fuck.4yr ⋅ NumberOneSeinfeldFan ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Back when my wife was pregnant with our first, she had a craving for ramen noodles prepared with Kraft Mac & Cheese powder. BEHOLD!!!4yr ⋅ LeroyHayabusa ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I was craving corndogs. So hotdogs wrapped in fake cheese, bread and fried. Ehh close enough.2yr ⋅ Iwantpancake ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Visited my mother in the hospital tonight and ended up having to stay quite late. Grabbed a sandwich from the vending machine on my way out because I was starving and uhh.... yeah. Thought it belonged here.8mo ⋅ Agitated_Life9226 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Ninja turtles pizza from the hut. I knew it was going to be green but I didn’t expect it to look like fluro paint splattered across it3yr ⋅ HyruleKits ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Years ago my friends and I molded starbursts in to different shapes4yr ⋅ usta-could ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Got drunk last night and wanted pizza and didn't want to spend money3yr ⋅ PacificReign ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Got old french fries? Just cuttem up all small and fry them again with onions. Add bacon if you're into that kind of thing.4yr ⋅ SirGergoyFriendman ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
They asked if I wanted cheese sprinkled ontop of my burrito. This thing weighed about 10 lbs with all that cheese 🧀10mo ⋅ laserdiscos ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
The cook at Applebee's forgot to take the plastic off the slice of cheese before he added it to my wife's sandwich....4yr ⋅ DudeFoods ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
These “grilled” cheese sandwiches I’m serving to the school kids at work. The cheese is sticking to the tray like glue.1yr ⋅ YukiHase ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Due to some recent dental work, I cannot bite into things with my front teeth and I have to eat my food in bite-sized pieces. So I present to you, hot dog sushi.3yr ⋅ cybermob27 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Another routine lunch at a Brazilian Federal University (Federal University of Para)7mo ⋅ Outside-Kangaroo-870 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Sometimes I wonder what’s wrong with you all. Other times I eat stale taco shells from 4 months ago and dip them in cream cheese. Bone apple teeth.4yr ⋅ xbiggz ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
This abomination was in the fridge at my place of employment....1yr ⋅ crop_circlejerk ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Posted this in foodporn and got downvoted and ridiculed... My poor Pancake cake3yr ⋅ NVRGP22 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I didn’t want to make a big carrot cake so I only made one layer, cut it in half cross-ways and stacked the halves.1yr ⋅ Daft_nat ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I call this the “poor 22 year old college student who’s apartment doesn’t have its own kitchen”-cuterie board3yr ⋅ Flubadubber ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I was feeling unwell, so my partner decided to surprise me with homemade sushi3yr ⋅ thellamajew ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Aftermath of my drunk ass wanting pasta and then falling asleep for two hours.5mo ⋅ Zeraf370 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Spent hours making broth. Forgot to catch the liquid, so I poured it straight into the drain. Now I’m left with a lot of extremely overcooked veggies.3yr ⋅ purplestain007 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Mozzarella toasted garlic bread. The whole house smells like garlic.1yr ⋅ tomato_soup_ ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My Dinner Tonight: A roll of meat from a charcuterie board that's been sitting in my pantry closet for a while since my gf broke up with me before we could it eat it together. Had been eating that brown part for about 5 minutes before realizing that it was paper instead of skin...3yr ⋅ richscott440 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Just realized one of my regular snacks fits here perfectly. Sardines on Saltines.3yr ⋅ her_butt_ ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
It's a mess, but it's sausage gravy biscuits with chili, shredded cheese, grilled onions/tomatoes/jalapenos/mushrooms, with an over easy egg on top1yr ⋅ Cucumber7777 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I searched through 5 years of photos on my phone to find this screenshot4yr ⋅ acidkrn0 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My dad misinterpreted instructions and mixed the corn with refries black beans. Welp....4mo ⋅ phenols ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
When you order your sandwiches half on wheat / half on white from Walmart.2yr ⋅ same_onlydifferent ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Braunschweiger is essentially liverwurst. I like to eat it straight out of the tube with Fritos because no one can stop me and only God can judge me.1mo ⋅ Queenhotsnakes ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Didn’t want to do dishes so drank half and jammed the whipped cream nozzle in the hole to fill up the negative space5mo ⋅ ChakaCausey ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Sweet corn got the butter stick looking like the family bar of soap.8mo ⋅ dumbgarner ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I’m not sure how something cooked for so long could come out so raw8mo ⋅ MillionDollarFries ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Mash potato volcano with brown gravy lava, broccoli trees, grated cheese grass, Dino nuggets3yr ⋅ ArcadePigeon ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Thought Pasta with red cabbage sauce was a thing, for obvious reasons it is not8mo ⋅ Ok-Paramedic1526 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
accidentally dumped the macaroni in the sink while draining it, thus was born Spaghveeta3yr ⋅ mashacherny ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I present to you, a leftover meatloaf and mashed potato sandwich with a slice of Swiss cheese on a 3 day expired bun4yr ⋅ RandomMan254 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Baked beans on toast with a poached egg and ripped cheese slices featuring ugly floral plate3yr ⋅ TheCaramelMan ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
This is what I had at an American themed dinner in Australia. How accurate is it?1yr ⋅ IsThisDamnNameTaken ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I’m an ER doctor, this is my dinner after my overnight shift.2wk ⋅ Commercial_Ease8053 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
The people at foodporn don't seem to like these bacon cheese fries i got from my local pizza place1yr ⋅ Therenegadegamer ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I eat this while I work from home and then spend the afternoon farting so loud Zoom asks me if I want to turn my microphone on2yr ⋅ killbunnycorcoran ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Depression Nachos: slices of provolone torn up over tortilla chips and microwaved for 40 seconds.3yr ⋅ Achillurito ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I injured my leg and can't go out. This is all the food I have left to eat.1yr ⋅ TamedVirus ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My husband told me to post this. Leftover Bolognese under the coleslaw.6mo ⋅ polkadotjungle ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
What happens when a restaurant needs a vegetarian main dish option but doesn't really give a crap1yr ⋅ peorg ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Went to a wedding last night that served onion rings and kraft mac w/ hotdogs as an entree2yr ⋅ xXdont_existxX ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My brother was reheating these fries in our woodstove oven and left them in there for a few days by accident1mo ⋅ ohnocrow ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Made some brownies. I was missing some eggs and short on some other ingredients but said F it and made it anyways.2yr ⋅ MiceKat ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
If you say “dill pickle pie” into a mirror 3x, Gordon Ramsey reaches out to kill you2yr ⋅ VividToe ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I ate a barbacoa pizza and my friend said it looks like there’s dollops of goose poop on it.9mo ⋅ DeathdropsForDinner ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
