The kind folks at r/foodporn didn't appreciate my cheeseburgers, so here you go2yr ⋅ oldschoolshooter ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My boss's dad's favorite way to grill a steak. 3 heat diverters and lots of steam. Marinated in Dale's for 5 days.3yr ⋅ jadbronson ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My very first attempt at fried rice... my god I am so sorry.. its not bad tasting but it had a super sticky consistency.1yr ⋅ MikeWithNoIke2000 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I’m having butthole surgery tomorrow and I’m scared to eat solids for the time being so here’s miso soup with nothing in it, steamed egg custard, and milk chocolate1yr ⋅ Maynaise88 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Made cake for my friend, it’s pretty obvious but just to make sure it’s sonic2yr ⋅ makethatshitboneless ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Forgot the cheese part in my grilled cheese... so this is a grilled. Yep, 2 ingredients and I fucked up2yr ⋅ Misophoniakiel ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Here it is, folks. All the icing packets on a single toaster strudel2yr ⋅ poopgoose1 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
On today’s menu is a braised tenderloin it it looks like it came from Dahmer’s kitchen2yr ⋅ Sadeyedlady333 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Let me present you: shitballs. I used basmati rice like the idiot I am. They look like a culinary crime, but tasted okay.1yr ⋅ Trashcant0 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Tenderized my chicken with baking soda and now it tastes like shrimp/fish.3mo ⋅ Starly_Storm ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
No ketchup. So it's cheese and brown gravy for the fries tonight.1yr ⋅ Allteaforme ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Once the toddler goes down for bed, the parents get to eat the good stuff.3yr ⋅ TrenchcoatFullOfDogs ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
This is the only way my little brother can eat rice, just slathered in barbeque sauce8mo ⋅ froggaholic ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
the supermarket ran out of normal bagels so i’m stuck with green leprechaun bagels4yr ⋅ zigzagmad4 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Gf’s 9 year old daughter made dinner. Crab stick, cucumbers, Swedish fish, Pocky and candy.2yr ⋅ Affectionate-Heat374 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
A bowl of chocolate chips cereal style with peanut butter as the milk2yr ⋅ bocadellama ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My parents let me(17m) home alone for some time, so I decided to cook with whatever shit I had. Beef stir fry with some pasta that was in the fridge. Actually delicious.1yr ⋅ matheus27012005 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Perks of being a stoner working at Waffel Haus. Blueberry, chocolate chip, and peanut butter waffle with lots of butter and syrup. I swear I'm not actually 8.3yr ⋅ cy6nu5 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Mom grew up & lives in Asia all her life, had pizza like 4 times in her entire life. Won't let me leave the table until I'm convinced this is excellent pizza2yr ⋅ fireanddream ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Someone asked me what I use to marinate my turkey, I told them I use the marinating drawer in the fridge... Why, what do you use?2yr ⋅ TheInward07 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Made German chocolate cake from scratch. Tastes better than it looks, looks like shit.2yr ⋅ VineHammer ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I call this pasta al i got food poisoning so light food it is, made with pasta boiled in water with a cube of chicken stock and two slices of white bread1yr ⋅ THEG00SEISG00D ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Peas, unmelted cheddar cheese, and ranch dish served at a birthday party11mo ⋅ 6dollarpancakes ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
AI generated image of Food photography of a chilli pepper and cucumber cheesecake, 85mm f1.2, extremely detailed2yr ⋅ Ezzypezra ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I had some leftover crab from family christmas dinner with some wine. It was delicious but it looks like shit.1yr ⋅ No-Fish9557 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
In N Out Flying dutchman in a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Donut. I call it, The Fat Ass Dutchman1yr ⋅ mickysD ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I made banana bread, but my unmarked container of flour was actually confectioner's sugar...4yr ⋅ Linearcitrus ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Homemade 'Bloody Mary'. Had no tomato juice, so used ketchup, had no celery, so used a spring onion. Bone apple teeth.6yr ⋅ OutcastAtLast ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I grew up really poor, and we lived off of tuna noodle casserole, the ultimate comfort food, so I decided to recreate it! Tried to post this in another food sub and it quickly got down voted lol so I thought this would make a good addition here.2yr ⋅ KarensRpeopletoo ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My daughter wanted a hot dog. Then she wanted it off the bun and cut up. Then she didn’t want it.2yr ⋅ tvkyle ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My dinner today, didn't have a fork nor a plate so I had to improvise. Also they were so spicy that I had to rinse them in cold water.1yr ⋅ wdcscv ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
This has got to be the saddest cheesesteak I’ve ever seen. Like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a nerf ball sad.1yr ⋅ OOOOOO0OOOOO ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Off brand Doritos. Cheese. German sausage. Microwaved for 3 mins. And I’m sober.3yr ⋅ Trilobite_Tom ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
In Finland we have 'Rocket Spaghetti' aka precut spaghetti in bag1yr ⋅ SindeOfAllTrades ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
With some effort I was able to butcher out the tenderloin of the cinnamon roll, I consider it to be the best cut3yr ⋅ chefaholic69 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Cheese I made using a can of Red Bull to curdle the milk. (Mint for garnish)2yr ⋅ jbullis42 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Had a weird craving for QT's liquid chili add-on by itself last night. They humored me and sold it to me in a hotdog tray for 54 cents.11mo ⋅ SpaceTimeBurrito ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Enjoying a delicious Cheesy Gordita Crunch with an extra helping of cardboard1yr ⋅ tackynowacki ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My son has numerous sensory issues with food. But today he made this monstrosity. The noodle Nutella toast.3yr ⋅ iwuznevergivenaname ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Niece is trying her hand at baking for the first time. She forgot to add 2 cups of flour to her chocolate chip cookies. This was the result.3yr ⋅ skisaj12 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Figured my wife's hippie-ass breakfast cleanse pudding belongs here. Banana, spinach and chia.3yr ⋅ Vi1eOne ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Regular food porn sub didn't like this, so here we are, Cheeseburger and Fried Egg Garbage Plate. A WNY delicacy.2yr ⋅ ODB2 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
How my housemate cooks his meat. Water, no seasoning. This is dinner4mo ⋅ NCC74656 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Black bean burrito my roommate made with rice paper. He was out of tortillas and said, I didn't think it would look like that.4yr ⋅ LampsHaveEyes ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
[OC] I was out of buns but had plenty of tortillas. Say hello to my burger/crunch wrap hybrid3yr ⋅ Nearby_Wall9463 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
cheetos mac n cheese, canned peas (probably expired), and 2 great value hot dogs i cooked over the open flame on my gas stove, eaten from the pot, in bed, ass naked.10mo ⋅ McMoist_ ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
4 types of Chef Boyardee cooked over a fire. Seasoned with ashes.4yr ⋅ Freddrake15 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
A balanced breakfast of the 3 main food groups: meat, oil, and caffeine2yr ⋅ JustAPerson13_ ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Tried to find a picture of ketchup-mayo hybrid in a tube to show to a friend and this is one of the top google results.3yr ⋅ TheVeryMarryKerry ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My pre-grocery shopping snack: the ends of all my bags of chips combined to form the ultimate snack mix1yr ⋅ _MissNewBooty_ ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
