My dad calls this cereal just cashews and blueberries drowning in milk.1yr ⋅ genghischronic97 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Local pizza joint had an option for a double pepperoni pizza, idk what I expected2yr ⋅ kozmodelivers ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
One of my backpacking meals, The Ramen Bomb. Chicken flavor ramen noodles, instant mashed potatoes, powdered milk, a cheese stick, and tuna.2yr ⋅ AnythingTotal ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Steak-flavored marshmallows. Recipe and a MUCH-needed explanation in the comments.4yr ⋅ Fluffy_Munchkin ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Nixon's last meal before announcing his resignation: canned pineapple, cottage cheese, milk1yr ⋅ ninjablonde ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I plated a protein bar as a fancy dessert for April Fool's. Barebells protein bar, Halo Top vanilla ice cream, sugar-free chocolate syrup, chocolate protein powder, protein granola, creatine monohydrate, kale.2yr ⋅ Fluffy_Munchkin ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Told the waiter at the resort to surprise me... (caesar salad topped hotdog with Cheetos on a tortilla)2yr ⋅ 1lostmf ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
[I made] milk steak - boiled over hard, with a side of my finest jelly beans - raw2yr ⋅ doctormisterboss ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Coffee shop by my house just put out a new drink which is half espresso half orange juice1yr ⋅ lanch-party ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I actually finished all of the hot sauce from one of those Walmart specials that was gifted to me last Christmas1yr ⋅ _Dalek ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I wish I could say I was high and forgot about the pizza. Instead I'm old and didn't hear the timer1yr ⋅ brentf2000 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
A popular restaurant chain forgot the top bun on my friends burger.1yr ⋅ greatwhitenortherneh ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My inverted take on sliced meat and mashed potatoes, sliced potatoes and mashed meat.3yr ⋅ Puarot ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My guilty pleasure: microwaved potatoes with salt. I just microwave a handful of potatoes for 3.5 mins. Then put salt on them. Nothing else. Simply delicious.1yr ⋅ reisen_shine ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I made a pasta burrito wrapped in rice paper...behold the atrocity of man.4yr ⋅ SJSharks65 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
You should put the refried beans in a ziploc bag and pipe them onto the nachos, she said.3yr ⋅ PrefabMinicomputer ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
McDonald’s is really getting fancy these days! Gave me a beautifully seared and rare quarter pounder! Haven’t seen my hands wrapped around this much raw meat since puberty.2yr ⋅ babyfacedjanitor ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Favorite midnight snack: handful of cold pasta with Ketchup in front of the fridge2yr ⋅ anura_hypnoticus ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I ordered a breakfast burrito. I took it back and said, this is a funny looking burrito and she said oh! You wanted a tortilla?9mo ⋅ davster39 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Brisket my mother cooked, and told me I should eat some. “It’s delicious!”1yr ⋅ Just_Pomegranate_151 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Idk what it is about hotel breakfast but I find it better than going out sometimes1yr ⋅ Chonkbird ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
made mountain dew and dorito cheesecake for a NYE party. The whole thing ended up getting eaten1yr ⋅ TheKirbyAwesome ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
tried to make strawberry mochi without a recipe and now they look like boiled kirbys 😭3yr ⋅ leilzs ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I fully heated this Hot Pocket and none of the filling spilled out1yr ⋅ Ragin_Alcoholic ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Friend told me to post my favourite snack here: Thick slices of raw garlic on brown toasted bread with cream cheese2yr ⋅ lopomono ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
This is what 4.5 lbs of PEZ looks like. And it's not for anything. It's just for me to snack on.1yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Foodporn was too highbrow and downvoted me to hell, but here’s a bacon,Frito, diced onion Jalapeno and Mac n cheese hotdog.2yr ⋅ zuzuofthewolves ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I like to eat bread with mashed potatoes and people tell me that's not normal2yr ⋅ DanVo42 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
It's been a terrible day at work, shaping up to be a worse week, so I made an olive hoagie for lunch. It didn't help.2yr ⋅ gonzagon ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
A day after posting canned bread I noticed the canned bread section is empty. I’d like to take responsibility and ask for a commission!1yr ⋅ RealMainer ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Saw the food possum yesterday and couldn't resist but drawing it :D2yr ⋅ orloffel_ ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
A few weeks ago I made shitty bread. After some pointers, I ignored all pointers and continued to make shitty bread.4yr ⋅ Seeksie ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
These have been in the deep freezer for every bit of 5 years unopened. You better believe I'm putting these puppies on the grill 🤙7mo ⋅ front_yard_duck_dad ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
In-Laws Invited Us Over For Lunch. This Is What Was Being Served.10mo ⋅ Cool-Swordfish7223 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I made a Full-English Pizza as a peace offer between us Brits and the Italians.1yr ⋅ Spudzzy03 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My coworker brings mildly unsettling smoothies to work everyday.6mo ⋅ Iamamattbear ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
“Nachos” $9 and it comes with a dried cucumber slice. I love NYC2yr ⋅ prob_dehydrated ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
This looks like a plate of food aliens who don't understand human cuisine would give a pet human1yr ⋅ angryapplepanda ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Coming off of a 12 hour shift, eating mini Oreos with milk, like cereal, out of a coffee mug at 1 in the morning. I’ve lost control of my life.8mo ⋅ Gonji89 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
The 'broke college student going through a divorce and 2 days away from payday' special.1yr ⋅ FreshFleshMesh ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
ordered a big Mac 5 minutes before they changed to breakfast menu, ended up with all their patties1yr ⋅ Tod_Vom_Himmel ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
ordered doordash from a local burrito place. got our order, as well as about 2 lb raw beef.2yr ⋅ Plaant ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My 32 year old roommates first attempt at cooking cheeseburgers2wk ⋅ Ingrown_toenail17 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Our school can’t afford hamburgers so they give us beef nuggets on rolls to save costs8mo ⋅ BigGeak ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Cupcake left locked in my managers office for a year after our site shut down due to covid.3yr ⋅ JOKRxARMAGEDDON ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
TIL if you cut lotus root into wedges, you end up with fucking aliens in your frying pan4yr ⋅ 9999monkeys ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
One of my friends 'Ramito'. They fill the bag with water and squish it together before pouring the water out and letting it dry some. The tub next to it is a dipping of Yum Yum sauce. They also washed this down with the Morbius GFuel. I am honestly horrified.2yr ⋅ Light_Ain ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My boyfriend made Triple Milk: milk, condensed milk, and evaporated milk. More milk per milk per milk.1yr ⋅ KoreKhthonia ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Mom and I made lasagna from scratch for over 3 hours and then a lightbulb fell on all of it3yr ⋅ ThatFukBill ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My attempt at baking a brownie turned out like a before and after picture of meth addiction3yr ⋅ pandyxxx ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
FB friend actually thinks she is going to start a business with food like this...1yr ⋅ Novercalis ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I microwaved a vegan sausage patty and it broke my plate. Still ate it.10mo ⋅ ryanclicks2 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
this was posted on Facebook under the tag quick delicious dinner recipes with 1,500 likes1yr ⋅ anuncommontruth ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Got a text from my wife as I was driving home. It read “lucky you, I made dinner” ...this is what I walked into. Wasn’t what I was expecting .. P.S my wife is an executive chef in Toronto2yr ⋅ rogue-star-dust ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Two years ago I blessed the internet with the Spam Shot Glass. This year I got to go camping again and got the chance to recreate the iconic meat orifice, as well as create a NEW drink container which I humbly dubbed The Spam Flask.3yr ⋅ PineBadger ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Mountain Dew cheesecake with a spicy Doritos crust. I win.1yr ⋅ Foreign_Lifeguard_10 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
tortilla with butter, grilled cheese and noodle sacks hehe1yr ⋅ Shoddy_example5020 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
This monstrosity popped up in my suggestions on Facebook... Thinking of deleting my account now.2yr ⋅ Evilsj ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
This is what the Navy calls tomato soup. Ingredients: broth, chopped tomatoes.3yr ⋅ poliscijunki ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
