Took some extra bolts for my flight on MAX just in case. Rock solid.2mo ⋅ lieponis ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
This gentleman just boarded my flight in a Burger King crown. It should be a pleasant flight2mo ⋅ PreservedInCarbonite ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Do they need to repaint the numbers every time it changes direction?8mo ⋅ Return_To_The_Stars ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Hey guys, getting a tattoo of Denver on my forehead as it really means so much to me.3mo ⋅ turbo-steppa ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Was this a pilot error? Could this have been prevented if he hadn't ejaculated?4mo ⋅ ABCDEFGHABCDL ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Boeing says FAA safety regulations must be changed to Safety Suggestions3mo ⋅ h00ha ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Hotel room views. Will ATC be Able To Cee me playing with myself alone?4mo ⋅ minfremi ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Can I sell used aircraft parts here? Recently got this Boeing 737 door I'd like to sell. Good condition with minor dents.4mo ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Got promoted to first officer! My captain is so proud he hugged me!2mo ⋅ breeserlol ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
How can it take 1,500 hours to be qualified to operate TWO BUTTONS???4mo ⋅ the_silent_one1984 ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Hi I’m Gabe with the TSA. I’m not going to give you my last name for security purposes. Seems to be lots of anger directed at TSA lately by pilots and wanted to clear the air. I just got done frisking someone and have time for some questions. Anyways AMA!4mo ⋅ Nick_The_Knight_ ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Playne ID? Just flew over my house about 300000 feet. Sounded craycray!8mo ⋅ The-Foo ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
It's this the abort takeoff button? Why would they give passengers that option?1yr ⋅ JVDS ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
How dumb, can you believe it, a Jet made by Honda ! (LOL) Whats next, a engine made by Rolls Royce? Imagine how a jet would look if Saab or Mitsubishi would decide to go into planes too.5mo ⋅ GatorInvestigator ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
What are these two protruding things on the sides of the F-16? What purpose do they serve?6mo ⋅ WindfallXYZ ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
A plane crashed on my dad's property this morning. Can we keep it?1yr ⋅ Feschbesch ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Why don’t BEOING 777 use 2 Boeng 737 instead of the Normal Engines?4mo ⋅ kendiyas ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
After 25,000 sim hours I fulfilled my dream of sitting an a real airliner cockpit. The pilots were especially impressed when I told them what every button did for 30 minutes.3yr ⋅ Timetomakethememes ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
I spend every second Tuesday of each month flying this thing, what are you peasants doing?2mo ⋅ thrawnxbape ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Getting my medal for downing an US UAV, when I just crashed into it.1yr ⋅ handsome_helicopter ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Does anybody know the Tower frequency for this airport? I can't seem to find it anywhere.11mo ⋅ PizzaPuntThomas ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Seriously though, why do we let heli pilots push us around? Are we stupid? This has to cease.8mo ⋅ acegard ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
What aircraft does this patriot have on their bumper sticker?6mo ⋅ PalliativeECMO ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
This jet playne seems to have a propeller growing off of it? Why? As a backup? Or is it stoopid?3mo ⋅ Khandawg666 ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
I lost the wheel from my checked luggage. Has anyone seen it anywhere?1yr ⋅ one-two-one-five ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Commercial check ride tomorrow in titanic sub, stump the chump11mo ⋅ Ok-Appointment6885 ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
I move this fucking lever as fast as I can, I still can't flap hard enough to take off. What do?4yr ⋅ Shaun_B ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Why would Airbus even add this button? I accidentally pressed it and now my doctor says that I'm immunocomprimised!8mo ⋅ RATC1440 ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
For those in the know, the F-15E is held together by only one phillips screw.1yr ⋅ namesarenotus ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Dear pilots, what stops you from doing cool loopy loops to make the journey less boring for us passengers?7mo ⋅ MegaMinerDL ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
3rd day on the job as airplane cleaner and I accidentally deployed the chemtrails on the ramp, am I going to be fired?9mo ⋅ BobcatBob26 ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Is it true that the different shapes of these levers are for the blind pilotz?1yr ⋅ BoechtVanDunaldy ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Why do some 777s have the APU mounted like this, but others don't?2yr ⋅ boeing_twin_driver ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
How come my passengers are never this excited when I land this way?1yr ⋅ aFineMoose ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
He took off on his first lesson 😲 ladies and gentlemen pro pylot status achieved3yr ⋅ pooserboy ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
I don’t know why people say factory jobs are so hard nowadays. I work at a plane factory and only have to screw down the bolts half way. Saves time and effort!4mo ⋅ 6Lord_Byron9 ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
About to go on a flight. How should I let the pilots know that this is my setup? I want them to know I can fly better than them.10mo ⋅ Frosty-Brain-2199 ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
What are these tubes under this Quatar airways Airbus A350 XWB‘s wings?8mo ⋅ CardLeft ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
Why is the plane taking this longer route instead of flying in a straight line? Is it a holding pattern or did they need to burn fuel?1yr ⋅ WeakEyeJoker ⋅ r/Shittyaskflying
