Tfw you bought a lot of imitation lobster meat at a low price5yr ⋅ DonutKingdom ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
In two-thousand five, New Orleans was drowned. In Two-thousand one, the towers came down. We spent too long in Viet Nam, and in forty-five we dropped some A-bombs. In Nineteen Sixty-Three, Jay Ef Kay was offed, and all this time...7yr ⋅ KritiosMan ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
It was years ago but I still think about this almost every day9yr ⋅ JKadsderehu ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
I used to have so much trouble with the obtuse people around me until I learned this one simple trick7yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Thursday morning this was hanging on every locker in the school8yr ⋅ JKadsderehu ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Why do I do crimes? It is because I am hungry for sandwich5yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Ten wings and three slices of pizza holy shit, I am bursting at the seems. Pray for the squacks6yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Found this at work today me an my coworkers couldnt decide if it was a dead seal or a mermaid fetus. My question is should i turn my manager in for animal abuse or should i accept the fact that mystical creatures are pro choice5yr ⋅ mellowcrimson ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Of course he loves it; he's the kind of guy who plants poison ivy.8yr ⋅ Urisk ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
I don't remember anything from last night, I must have blacked out8yr ⋅ nuevomaxico ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
When people are anxious to click on a new meme because it could be a jewish flamingo9yr ⋅ bottomlulz ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
If they follow standard Imperial procedure, they’ll dump their garbage before they go to light-speed7yr ⋅ TexasTrip ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
If I had a dollar for every time I heard people say this . . .8yr ⋅ ChestnutArthur ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
MFW I return from vacation, and the roommates trashed the place8yr ⋅ coatspangler ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
I don't have much time. Please listen to me... Oh, fuck. It's too late! Shit! Tell my mother that I love her... Oh my God! Oh no! Stop! Please don... [static]6yr ⋅ KritiosMan ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
What if Sting had been the First Mate on The Minnow instead of Gilligan? I wonder.5yr ⋅ KritiosMan ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Back in the early 21st century humans abandoned language and communicated exclusively in memes. After they were outlawed in 2054 memes were hunted to the brink of extinction, but some still live on here in this meme zoo. Lets see what this one has to say!8yr ⋅ JKadsderehu ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE. LAST SEEN STEALING MR. ROBINSON'S HONEY. SUSPECTED OF MURDER. REWARD OF $250.7yr ⋅ KritiosMan ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
I joined a gang when I was 13. What they don't tell you, is when you join, it is for life.8yr ⋅ nuevomaxico ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
You can downvote this if you'd like, but what he did meant the world to me.11yr ⋅ KritiosMan ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
My chinese stepdad rubs his tiny penis on all my things if I don't get good grades8yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
My friend who keeps calling me Jerry describes what it's like to have sex with the bodies at the morgue.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Hay folks! It's that time of the month again (and again (and again (and again)))6yr ⋅ FruitKnuist ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
