MRW I finally finish assimilating all species in the galaxy but now there's nothing to do7yr ⋅ JKadsderehu ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
My teacher has this (and a couple others) posted in the back of her class10yr ⋅ TalkinLightPost ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
People keep getting this wrong, so I'll correct you all. YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!10yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
This helps me whenever I'm feeling down about my karma levels9yr ⋅ Beef_Nuggets ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
When the Chinese exchange student tries to eat spaghetti with chopsticks11yr ⋅ SpacemanShitt ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
The inside of my mouth tastes like yogurt. I feel like spongebob writing his essay.7yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
When we both realized that neither one of us was gay, we could no longer look each other in the eyes.8yr ⋅ KritiosMan ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Remember that your perception of the world is a reflection of your state of consciousness7yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
when I was a young warthog (before I ever discovered shittyadviceanimals), i posted this to AA. Needless to say, they didn't like it.8yr ⋅ fresdiff ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
I'm about to piss off 90% of shittyadviceanimals core demographic with this maymay.9yr ⋅ Urisk ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
MFW I remembered tomorrow is Monday and I have to go to my job at the power plant6yr ⋅ imperfect_plotting ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Don't you hate that feeling when you forget your ice cream eating knight?7yr ⋅ FruitKnuist ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
As a moderator of reddit, I'd like to assure you that we have finally perfected our algorythyms.8yr ⋅ KritiosMan ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
I put on my resume that I'm a Visual artist specializing in memetic representations and linked this8yr ⋅ JKadsderehu ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
When it's already too late to post a Wednesday my dudes post7yr ⋅ FruitKnuist ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
There's vomit on my sweater already: FruitKnuist's spaghetti7yr ⋅ FruitKnuist ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Jet fuel can't melt my erection (which is as hard as a steel beam right now).9yr ⋅ KritiosMan ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
I couldn't find that meme of the scary dating site guy, so used this one. I call it, Nutflicks and Kill.6yr ⋅ KritiosMan ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
To the r/philadelphia mod who banned posts about where to park after I asked where to park8yr ⋅ fresdiff ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
In patients with a scale from 5 to 7, 53% will die or remain in a vegetative state, while 34% will have a moderate disability and/or good recovery. In patients with a Glasgow Coma Scale of 8 to 10, 27% will die or remain in a coma, while 68% will have a moderate disability and/or good recovery.6yr ⋅ nuevomaxico ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
I don't always x-post memes, but when I do its because they're too shitty for just one sub12yr ⋅ mintberrycrunk ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
I was going through the Imgur default memes and I found this bullshit.7yr ⋅ KritiosMan ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Have to get a message to my buddy, his phone is broken but I know he reads r/shittyadviceanimals11yr ⋅ TheYellowCat ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
with everybody is suggesting a fruitknuist flair i propose4yr ⋅ ChestnutArthur ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
S&M Satisfied Seal knows how to appreciate the subtle pleasures of life.8yr ⋅ Urisk ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
