Whats worse- a shop sells these shirts, or moms buy them?

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found a mom in a fb group with an interesting security system...

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The cure for all

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Why post this in a mommy group?

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Update on mother and her 4 month old who was dropped on her head, had a blood nose, fell asleep straight after and did not seek medical attention.

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This made me cringe so hard. I'm not here to whoop my kid's ass, def not here to brag about it

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Not your typical mom....

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Did you mean 11 YEARS old?

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Birth plan: dim the lights during my abdominal surgery and smear vaginal discharge on my baby’s face

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The answer to your problem is to hit your kids more... “on their soft butt”?? Or completely ignore them

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I honestly have no words... the mental gymnastics to even understand this logic is enough to give me a migraine for the next 5 years.

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@mom groups: hot take

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Thousands of people, deafening noise, and toxic fumes. Perfect outing for a four week old.

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How do I stop others questioning my insane decisions? (freebirther)

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jealous of an infant

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I don't understand calling your toddler perverted....

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Super sperm gives mom morning sickness day after sex

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They work for everything!

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“They point blank told us they don’t agree with our LIFESTYLE” - a/k/a blatantly ignoring science to put everyone at risk

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What should I do about this obvious infection, Facebook? Pls help

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I need ideas of how to get my husband to flush the toilet - a.k.a I’m married to a toddler

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I really don’t have words

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So...you mean a vaccine?

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Imagine being wealthy enough to afford the expensive privilege of a nanny, getting lucky enough to find one who cleans and organizes (!!), and still finding something to complain about. I was speechless at this one.

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Even the catnip didn’t help???

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People desperately need some real freaking issues in their life to worry about. This one has me in a mood. At least the poll responses are mostly sane 🤦‍♀️

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Homeschool group comforting a mom who never taught her 14 year old the months of the year or his tables.

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thoughtful mom

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She has an online dictionary! Doctors beware!

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Apparently kids end up in the ICU, not from COVID, but brain damage from the test

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A pedi removes all the “toxins” through their feet...

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I just can’t with the medical advice on these groups! ASK YOUR FUCKING DOCTOR! Chiropractors shouldn’t work on anyone under 18.

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Mom is mad the midwives dropped her for having gestational diabetes

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A what?!

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Spank your kid because they have accidents, with bonus ignoring medical professionals

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There was a post yesterday about a mom not wanting her son to have a play kitchen. My mom found this on Facebook marketplace and bought it for my son's birthday. He turns 1 on Nov. 7th. Chunky lil fuck is gonna love it!

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Trolls

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Comments on a post asking why her husband might have been tested for HIV at a recent physical...

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The commenter is the hero we don’t deserve.

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Why won't my 3 month old occupy himself for more than 5 minutes?

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Teen wants a second baby but with no baby daddy involved this time.

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Koala ?

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The ever elusive keeper/tender of the vagina.

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Nothing like trying to conform your newborn to societal expectations fresh out the womb 🙃

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Uhh....what..??! Why would you HAVE to ask your son that??

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Yuck

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Ouch.

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Paranoid much?

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aww, aren't they cute as they slowly suffocate?

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How was your Thanksgiving?

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Not anon and with a picture of him...

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She got real mad that some people tried to tell her it’s unsafe to give toddlers non quartered grapes on her “toddler brunch plate” post

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529 Plan? No. Buy your toddler a house when the cost of things and interest rates are through the roof.

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Top suggestion was silver spray, a well known superior alternative to antibiotics

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“Why educate myself on weaning when I can just manipulate my 3 yo?”

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I almost got whiplash when I came across this.

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Well, if we can certify ourselves in things, turns out I have a lot of certifications. Brb, updating my resume!

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my son is dying in hospital and i've stopped literally all of his life-saving medication. for some reason he seems to be suffering. can anyone please reassure me i made the right decision ?!

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A mom in a local group posted this today..

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Another suburban white woman narrowly escapes trafficking

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At least 165 moms told her not to do her kid’s summer school work for her

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CoronaVirus = 5G EMF exposure!

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Is this a thing?!? WHY?

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Help I won’t take my kid to a real doctor or provide medicine

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I...don't think the oncologist said that

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The Aunt Lydias are coming out of the woodwork now...

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Nothing missing from this story. At all.

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Weird to anyone else

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“Thank god it’s not breakable”

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Her household must be fun to live in.

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You read that right. Homemade colloidal silver in a 4 month olds baby bottle.

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In a homeopathy group

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I’m on a power trip so I’m going to flex my authority and ground her 🙄 she also turned off comments because she was getting roasted and no one sided with her.

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Hypoglycemia is soooooo not a problem 🙄.

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Someone asked for some girl name suggestions. This was my favorite comment.

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“My 6 y/o nephew is a little fatty and I hate his mom, so I’m going to buy him a thinly veiled insult instead of a gift he would enjoy”

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Plandemic loading........

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Tragic situation = Vaccine Injury

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Doula or witch?

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A mom was complaining she couldn’t a frappe because the machine was down.

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Apparently ultrasounds cause deafness

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Yikes

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5g death towers.

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I mean... At least she’s not bashing formula, I guess...

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Do you WANT your uterus to explode?

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Posted in mom group but know her personally, her toddler that she is detoxing is 15 months old

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She’s my favorite medical authority

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Meal plan of a 19 month old - mother complains he won’t eat

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Was having a terrible night and then found this hilarious doozy

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Ma’am. Your daughter is 8 months old.

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I know the owner of this car. She's in a mom group (that is still meeting in person). She thinks everyone should be at work. And the bumper sticker is about a group that thinks vaccines cause autism

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$12-15 for 11 hours/day with 3 children under 5...

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Kids these days are to sensitive

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I'm not even sure what to say about that

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Let’s taboo the correct word and then laugh and post a photo as our newborn’s face is covered in urine

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It's actually from ”I'm engaged now what group” but the girl said masks don't work because...⬇️ I love common sense.

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Please, for the sake of the staff, do not intentionally give birth in a hotel 😫

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Sleeting the past 3 days. Mom concerned school closure is just for the cold.

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Wtf...

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This might be the best-worst thing I’ve ever seen in fundie-crunchy mom group hell

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Well, I never thought I’d actually come anything this crazy in real life.😳

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This is a new one for me

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On the governor saying masks aren’t required for students. No masks= higher grades!

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And then everyone clapped 🙄

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This has to classify as some time of abuse... right?

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Let’s just keep bringing our 2 year olds after they clearly are not okay with it

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I don’t even have words

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She’s positive!

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Yes, because in a group about high risk clotting disorders, you should definitely ask about home births 🙄

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Apparently chicken eggs help teething?

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“Motherly Instinct” is the new PhD

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Very Well-Adjusted Mom: 1 - All Her Therapists: 0

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Fuck anyone else's health, I NEED a spa day.

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Silly Illnesses

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#SaveHalloween before they cancel Thanksgiving and Christmas :S

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A whole big ass bowl of freakin’ yikeroni and cheese

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Great, now you've welcomed the demon into Christmas.

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Oh boy, wait till she finds out what DNA does when it duplicates

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A new twist on an old classic

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No MRIs or X-rays, please

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Found the cure for Corona!

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Trigger warnings have become ridiculous.

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Baby is in breech position and dr. said she might have to have a c-section... Definitely worth risking your unborn baby's health.

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Let’s Ruffle Some Feathers with Car seat Safety

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Not a mom group, but I promise as a speech therapist, this child was not saying 90 words at 9 months

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Infant carriers aren't made to forward face

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This video of a baby was shared in a Facebook group I'm in and the comments were all about ignoring medical advice...

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Asking for advice on getting a 4 day old baby to sleep through the night

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in a group for reselling bamboo sleep sacks/pajamas from a particular brand 🫣

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i’m sorry, but isn’t it kind of weird to have sex with your child in the bed in the first place???

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Why didn’t anyone tell me I just had to eat a peppermint while I was giving birth 😡

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Who needs car seat safety?

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Informed mother you say?

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I’m sorry, wtf did I just read

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I physically recoiled when I read this.

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Being vaccinated is NOT the same as being raped. These groups are worse than PETA.

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Not a mom group, but a mom in my bariatric surgery group asking how soon her 12 year old can get surgery.

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Insanity. Actual insanity.

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“Controversial things I do with my kids” 🤠 I’m sure they’ll turn out great!!

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Y'all. I could do an entire series on just this one woman's posts in our local FB group.

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Translation: You’re probably dumb, also I’m not asking for much, only to COMPLETELY RELY ON YOU every single morning while I go to my REAL JOB. Also why can’t helping me just be your hobby you spoilt brat?? My baby’s so sweet isn’t that payment enough? Ok I guess I’ll pay you “side money”.

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What in the hell

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Karen does vaccine research

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Are my 5 month old baby’s knockers too big???

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Nothing improves the Christmas Spirit like Spanking

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