The eggs suck up the carbon monoxide

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Umm, what ??

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Yikes

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I don't even know where to start

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My kid's dentist told me skipping antibiotics will be really painful for her, so I'd like to go ahead and do that.

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Just one big Petri dish of stupid

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A 15 year old football player donating his organs... Anti-Vax mom has the audacity to comment this

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i just cant today...

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Full time job? How do you work full time selling oils from your garage?

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Can I suffocate my child to sleep?

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I'm upset with my husband for being a proud father, am I wrong?

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I just have no words on this one

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Thankfully the comment section was 95% “get off FB & go to ER.” Only a couple essential oil suggestions.

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MIL doesn't wash hands 💩

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Found in mom group as an entry for a “bow contest”.

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I don’t even know what to say about this one

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Vacuum salesman by age 2!!!

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Air fried placenta anyone?

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Planning a birth in City Park... 😉

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Treat the pain, not the source!

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My friends are also pregnant and I dont feel special. How dare they ruin my experience

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In my rare birth defect mom group.

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Magic dirt can cure the vaccine!

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Everyone in the comments were recommending chiropractors, not telling her how crazy she was.

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Am I wrong for letting my daughter’s education suffer because my husband is lazy?

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help! I don’t buckle my young toddler in the stroller and idk why she won’t stay in!

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2 year old is hospital doing chemo? Steroids making her hungry? Why not have her drop and give you 50 whenever she asks for food??

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Harmless Tetanus

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I’m reasonably certain it wasn’t just those reasons Karen

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Son is trying to repopulate the world

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amen 🙏🙏

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Yuppie Baby needs his ‘bux

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BIG yike

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😦

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It’s the savior complex for me

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Who says you can't be cool and rebellious once you're a mom

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I could be overreacting since they’re clean but something about it is still grossing me out...

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Breasts are full of sin

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she thought it was normal

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You can only be a good parent if you belive in god

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She’s EIGHT.

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I really hope this name isn’t final

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Posted by someone from the church I went to

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I'm not a scientist, but I feel like dental infections can get serious.

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I shared this on r/trashy a while ago and ...

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Essential oils do it all!

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That’s not the school’s problem

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Quick, grab the lavender!

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I have no words. How many times does it have to be said? Spanking your child is abuse. The end.

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hearing is overrated

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How is there not a #boymom flair here yet? 😳

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I'll take things that never happened for 500, Alex

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Not sure if this was posted here or not. This was screenshotted from another reddit group

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And only one person broke the group rules and recommended the ER. (reposted bc Reddit cut off my last screenshot)

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How old?! 🤦‍♀️

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Update to sleepwalking mom

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Mom bashed my sexuality and complains about me going to pride, so I leave the room. Mom shares this less than 30 mins later

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you know it’s gonna be good when it starts with “if you don’t have anything nice to say” 💀

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She's a dog midwife.

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Left 4 year old unsupervised and can’t figure out why he wants attention.

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tf?

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This was in a Disney group.... and yes she continued to argue about how child birth isn't gross.

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Luckily all the comments are telling her hospital but that midwife needs to be FIRED

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There's following wake windows, and then there's this

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There’s a lot to unpack here...

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This made me very nervous for baby.

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Help me go viral over my son's death?

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Looking for diagnosis for my kid... unless it’s Covid, then I don’t want to know

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If you hand me 5 pages of rules, I'm handing the child back 🤦‍♀️

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Pros: You can get a driver’s license. And a passport. And go to school. And get a job... Con: Paper cuts from filling out the form, maybe?

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Refusing medication and haveing a possible miscarriage? Better ask Facebook!

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Mom asks for emotional support over her 9 year old not being a gifted cross stitcher

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This kid can’t possibly have any nutrition left in his body after 11 days!

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The madness of these folks... The CDC answers states all this on their website, why are you pestering doctors? Does your internet degree only extend to youtube and homeopathy blogs?

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Come on lady

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“I understand the risks but getting high is more important”

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When 5 hours just isn’t enough.....

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Good job. Now you have the privilege of receiving intrauterine blood transfusions to keep your baby alive.

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“You didn’t give birth you had a surgery to bring your child into the world” 🥴

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Yikes

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Taking a quack course and they are telling me this baby is 6.5 weeks old - no way, right?

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I guess I missed some drama in the Girl Scouts group

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As a teacher with a compromised immune system, I’m tired of excuses for not getting kids vaccinated.

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I find it hard to believe people are like this. Gross.

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Are you telling me this kid doesn’t wash her hands because mommy says chemicals are bad? IN THE MIDDLE OF PANDEMIC!?

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Is this why crunchy moms think dolphins would be good midwives?

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All you have to provide is the child

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The only person who should have “input” on an issue like this is a MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL

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HAHA I’M SO TOXIC

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Thankfully almost all of the comments are telling her she's overreacting.

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I feel bad of the teacher

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Posted in a group my mom is in. Wtf is this

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Sure man, you converted your kids assistant principal into a flat earther.

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Local mom making it rain! 💵💵💵

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Her baby is 9 lbs.

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My child has no life skills! Yay

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Finally, a homeopathic oil experiment I can get behind...

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Leaving gun in the counter

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Mom and Dad are cringe, but the sibling one? Ew

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I stopped using soap, why do I stink?!

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Those poor kids...

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She hasn’t done WHAT for 5 months???

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This one is just funny

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The Vaccine is FOR CATS

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Mom group goer is upset that safe sleep = more living babies.

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My baby isn’t breathing regularly, and I’m concerned, but if I take her in they might actually treat it like an emergency and I don’t want that!

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Becuz Measles r cool🤤

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I found this gem today

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My child has never seen someone with dyed hair and he won’t start now

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*Stares in CPS*

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I’ve never had the opportunity to choose such a perfect flair.

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There’s always that one “breast is best” nazi that’s got to chime in with their opinion on any question regarding formula

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My kid can put yoghurt in his bellybutton

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Everyone in the comments was just extremely confused

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I’m sorry... what is that child drinking....?

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I would like to pay with my husbands very valuable sperm

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Discord’s for pedos

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MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

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We don’t need details on your toddlers genitals... with a picture of them in their diaper?

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Mom asks for hair advice for her daughter - proceeds to post a pic of her sitting in the front seat, not in a booster, not buckled up, that was taken while driving down the road for reference

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Do I get pseudoscience bingo?

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“Free birthed my kid and took a year to get her a birth certificate—why does the court think she needs someone to represent her best interests???”

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Multiple woman I know have shared this. Thoughts?

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I wonder what your bad feeling is for this boy...

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That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works...

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This broke my heart today.

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Some people really have no shame.

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I don’t think having a baby is the best idea here

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Wow so giving birth is a competition?

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So this didn’t happen.

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Just some casual tips for HG...

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Freebirth accounts have been sponsored on my insta lately

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Mother has “done her research” and threatens to kill father if he vaccinates child, sensibly posts said threat in a public forum

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'tis the season

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HUH????? I-

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My kids don’t respect me, so I’ll teach them they can’t rely on me either.

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Wake tf up and parent.

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Those spoiled, hungry infants

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Maybe stop living through your daughter.

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This is so funny to me😂 Breastmilk for a Hamsters sore eye

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What about lazy moms? I fall into that category

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The brainwashing is intense...

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Sweet baby Jesus

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Seems kind of excessive for missing some trash.

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“It’s nAtURaL”

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