10000 best r/shitamericanssay images on Pholder | Thanksgiving is celebrated in England and other major parts of Europe - This guy.

Thanksgiving is celebrated in England and other major parts of Europe - This guy.

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Would be cool if it worked in 12 hour

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,,LoL ur comparing a town to a continent

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Can I use US money in Ireland, Scotland, France and England? Or do I need to carry Euros?

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“The fenian in me wants my Gaelic name in Irish documents”

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America will be lost to the immigrants Norway here I come🇳🇴

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They’re going too far with these spellings

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USA ABOUT TO STUNT ON ALL YOU EUROPEAN HOES

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That's actually reasonable. When my dad got his heart transplant, bill was 800K. HE paid $5K deductible and his insurance covered the rest. 5K is only like 2% of his income so US actually has cheapest healthcare on earth for him. Anywhere else and it would have cost him 40-50% of his income in taxes

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I don't give a shit about tradition or whatever

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America is quite literally the least racist county ever

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Why can I not figure out what state NZ is

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„100% European blood. How common do you think this is?“

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Sorry, but to me as an American, a domestic terrorist attack killing Americans is worse than Libya whatever

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The blue ones are third world countries doesn’t matter

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The confederate flag is something that means heritage and pride to many people in the world.

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Do you REALLY want

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[Spellings] same everywhere in English

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No tech. No food. No chains.

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Some of the most talented runners will contest the 1,500 meters. That's too bad. They should be running the mile instead.

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Pronounced like Rifle.

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“More people use imperial than metric”

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My son's American history textbook describes the Ottoman Empire as a Muslim organization based in Turkey.

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A nuclear power invading another country hasn't happened since World War 2.

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Come to America where our dialects are so different some count as completely different languages

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You just walk to get groceries...? People do that?

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Someone needs to sort this out

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Funny to post in the US...

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If you need to obfuscate using Celsius, you've lost the argument

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SAD: Teacher allegedly threatened to fail student after she refused to stand for the pledge, objection to the words ‘Under God’.

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“Pure American muscle” huh?

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I'm sorry if this isn't pc but I don't care about the British customs

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“The US constitution” is humanity’s greatest achievement

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Europeans don't believe in water

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Nobody actually knows the british measurements.

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As a German (who ironically doesn't know German) ...

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The English language is owned by the United States.

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“I’m literally from an English speaking country that fathered democracy yet I have to stand in the Ryanair line like a immigrant”

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“Theyre obsessed with America. They think of us, we don’t think of them.”

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Hey now, Our German buildings are more historical than most of the ones actually in Germany!

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europoors can't afford enough food to even get fat

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American invents the car, EU brings the red light

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“I couldn't believe that they served my son spicy curries without even calling to ask us if that would be OK!”

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Don't confuse him with your Spanish words, he has done just fine knowing this country's language.

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Didn't realize ranch was not a universal condiment

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[SAD] Campus Police using Military style Armoured Trucks

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Americans are also Europeans

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“Shitty Tippers”

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No US company will ever be touched by any EU regulator unless the US government allows it.

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Europe still doesn't have running water

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Cervantes is a Latinx author

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“Measuring with grams feels like I’m conducting a science experiment”

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Europeans couldn’t find Oklahoma on a map of Oklahoma

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Not even their public bathrooms nor the water at restaurants is free

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‘back to back world war champs’

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I'm normally calm until I feel injustice - then I let out the Celtic/Indian

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they don't have rights in England so they probably didn't have a choice

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Scheiße is an american saying!

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AMERICANS have Nerves of Steel

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Your haircuts are un-American

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A map of every country in the world that has put a man on the moon

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My Navy Seal husband said we need to get off of this street as soon as possible because that’s how scary it was. The No Go Zones in London are very real.

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“...your hip would break because their medical staff is garage...”

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“Universal healthcare” i.e. you can only get very basic operations and checkups done by subpar doctors.

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There is no way on god’s earth this old German regional slang is not n-word derived

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In no circumstances is it okay for a teenager to refer to our President by his first name

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just how fucking dogshit every country but America is

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Also we are back to back World War champs and we don't even know who you are

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“I’m Irish”

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Fahrenheit is a way more accurate form of temperature measurement.

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If the USA had a rugby team....

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My racial heritage is German/Irish if that matters

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Some thanks from the /France : r/army immediately assumes a post about the end of ww1 is about them

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“if you want to be taken seriously start using American English”

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China gets control of Asia, Russia gets control of Europe, USA gets control of North, central, and South America.

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What are your thoughts about Ukraine joining the United States instead of the EU?

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Loud talking. Hand gesturing. Pasta eating. Thick skinned. Sexy as hell. Italian

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“We’re not in Mexico, we’re in America above the border,”

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“I don’t think I’d trust myself buying a non-American brand”

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Society if stores showed the price of items after tax on the shelves

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“38 is chilly”

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