Shane, please stop putting back to school signs on top of the gun racks. - Management7yr ⋅ manbrasucks ⋅ r/Shaneisms
Shane, please stop putting boneless stickers on the watermelons. - Management10yr ⋅ oighen ⋅ r/Shaneisms
Shane, stop inserting your picture into the company's quarterly investor reports.7yr ⋅ thecoldwarmakesmehot ⋅ r/Shaneisms
Shane, when customers order chicken tenders, please stop putting crispy as fuck on their tab. -Management9yr ⋅ AmericanFromAsia ⋅ r/Shaneisms
Shane, you are not a qualified First Responder nor is it necessary for you to give Mouth - to - mouth to the whole fish in the seafood section. - Management10yr ⋅ Michael174 ⋅ r/Shaneisms
